I AM NOT FORGETTING MY STORIES! BUT I NEED HELP IN DOING THIS! IT'S THE FIRST TIME I DO A CROSSOVER WITH MYSELF! HOW CAN I DO THIS IN A GOOD WAY? CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM...GENTLE CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM IF I CAN BE SO BOLD TO ASK...
This is an hard one: taking a "version" of Naruto from one of my own stories and use him as a Familiar...sounds bound to fail if you ask me as only the ones already following my stories may have an easier time in understanding, but I'll try to explain as well as I can.
Can it still be called OOC if the "Naruto" here come from other fanfictions instead of Canon?
The Familiar is "Luis Umbra" (From "The Sexy Umbra Wizard" - Naruto/ Bayonetta Crossover) a Naruto 'Blood Adopted' by Jeanne and Hanzou the Salamander as their son thanks to the Shinigami that had a grudge against Minato for surviving the Kyuubi sealing thanks to a loop-hole in the rules.
Long story short, I created a fic with the cliché "Naruto has a sister and he has only Kyuubi's soul and yadda, yadda, yadda"...The peculiar thing was that I made a story that was half Crackfic and half...okay it was a crackfic with plot, but people seems to like it, so here we are with a sort of "Spiritual Sequel" or something.
Will probably attract Flamers here and in the original story, but I came to accept it as inevitable.
New Feature! Tr230's little rants: Why in every Fanfic in the "Familiar of Zero"section I see there is the Alternative Familiar getting scared of Louise's mother Karin? Who is she to be so terrifying? She is just a bitch with a pole shoved up her ass and with a deranged view of life ("Rule of Steel"...bunch of bullshit).
"You bastard" - demon talking / jutsu
"Let's finish this" - dialogue
" Can it get any worse? " - during flashback
" Not so easy after all " - thoughts
Pairing: doing this I am not "Ignoring" the "Canon" pairing of my original story, so We'll have:
Luis Umbra (AKA Naruto) / Kirche.
Tiffania too? Please?
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Zero no Tsukaima (Familiar of Zero) or whatever I will use and I already used in this or any other story I write, wrote and will write nor I did this for money or any sort of compensation. Thank you for your time.
A word of advice, Naruto here will act slightly different from Canon due to not being the "Original one".
Chapter 1: Familiar of Zero? Nope! Kirche No Tsukaima, baby!
Elemental Countries – Rain Village – 'Naraka Club' Pub -
It was a calm morning of Monday in the remote shinobi Village of Rain, so calm in fact that the Kage himself Hanzou was sitting on a stool of the pub owned by the infamous Umbra Clan (of which his own son was the Heir) with an utterly bored expression on his face as he stood with his face glued to the top of the counter while lightly playing with the umbrella of his...tenth? Twentieth?...Who cares-th drink.
"I am bored, Rodin." the man said grumbling.
"Big deal! After the mess with Jeanne's little trip to Inferno things got even more quiet, the disappearance of 'The Eyes of the World' has thrown both Paradiso and Inferno into a frenzy of fear, now both realms have locked the door of their realms and not even I can enter there...Tch! It's the first time I fail visiting both places." the tall, black-skinned barman answered unconcerned.
"At least the brat got to have some fun," the man known as 'the Salamander' said.
"Storming Inferno to get back his mommy's soul is hardly fun, he tore his way in there like a madman and exterminated everything he saw in there...at least I had the time to put some souls aside for my toys thanks to that." Rodin said smirking darkly.
"And in the end I was the one to find dear Jeannie." a new voice said as a woman with spiky black hair entered the local.
"Bayonetta-san." Hanzou greeted her without lifting his head.
"Babe. I still say you looked better with long hair," Rodin added already with a glass of wine in his hand for her.
"Changing style once in a while never hurts...Luka? Hurry up with my bags!" the Umbra witch said as a man with a long scarf stumbled in the pub with a mountain of boxes covering his whole body leaving only his legs visible.
"Am I going the right waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" the former reporter (now owner of Konoha's version of the 'Naraka Club' Pub) had the time to say before missing the small step after the door and fly inside the local.
"If you were planning to crash on the floor...then yes, you got it right." Hanzou answered chuckling.
"Asshole..." Luka muttered as he dug his way from under the avalanche of boxes.
"This is why I prefer going shopping with a shinobi, sealing scrolls make everything easier." another woman, this time with long platinum hair, said as she entered the Pub followed by a young man with similar hair.
"Yup! Even if carrying six scrolls is still a bother, kaa-san." the young man answered snorting.
"Don't be like that and help your mommy sort through all her stuff, Luis." Bayonetta said smiling.
"Aye-aye! Still gotta say you and Jeanne-kaasan are monsters when it comes to assaulting shops," Luis answered defeated.
"I just like to look my best, and you too should try to change style at least once." the long-haired woman, Jeanne, answered shaking her head.
"I'll try, I'll try. But not today, mom!"
"I am happy to hear you all had fun..." Hanzou said sarcastic.
"I had not fun!" Luka said whining.
"...But the fact remains that I am still fucking BORED!" the Kage of Rain said while completely ignoring Luka.
"Yar problem, mate! Not something I care about."
"That voice..." Bayonetta said with a raised eyebrow.
"Yep, Love! Guess who's back!" a young boy said with a proud smirk.
"Little one! It has been a lot of time, you grew-up fast." Bayonetta said chuckling.
"It was an emergency, so I had to 'Speed-up' things."
"We have met the pipsqueak on the way back and brought him with us, he said he needed a favour." Luis answered shrugging.
"Hey! I am not a pipsqueak, ya punter!" the boy said.
"Sorry, but if your head reach only my hip...you are a pipsqueak." Luis answered.
"What are you doing here, Loki?" Rodin asked groaning.
Loki had ice blue eyes and silver hair done up in corn rows, a blue mark on his forehead, dark skin tone and he was wearing a green and yellow sleeveless hoodie with baggy orange pants, as well as various gold jewellery and what looks like prayer beads near his shoes (teal and white sneakers, partly covered by his pants) and a pair of goggles hanging around his neck.
"I have found someone holding the power of the Void...basically a watered-down version of my old powers and I need one of you to act as her Familiar to keep her safe until I will be able to teach her how to control them for good." Loki asked.
"Why? And why us?" Luis asked curious.
"Well...it's embarrassing..." Loki said scratching the back of his head.
"Spit it out, Little One." Bayonetta said.
"I had...a Thing with a woman some time ago...let's say some thousands of years ago..."
"What?" Luis asked.
"The midget here is...used to be...whatever...technically he is a deity that is able to reincarnate himself through the ages, so when he had that 'thing' with the woman he was an adult." Rodin explained.
"Yeah...but she forgot to tell me she was pregnant when I left." Loki muttered.
"..."
"...You ran away." Jeanne said breaking the short silence in the Pub.
"I DID NOT!" the boy said with a very red face.
"Admit it, everyone knows that Gods like to get dirty with mortal women and spread around children because they do not think about protection." Luka said crossing his arms.
"Well it was not my intention, okay!? I am still recovering my memories after my breaking my soul in half and the following trip through time so when I finally remembered it was too late and six thousand years had passed from my supposed 'death' and-"
"You faked your death?! Sorry, but that is not helping me in believing you did not run away as soon as you saw she was pregnant," Luis said shaking his head.
"Ya know, mate? I think I am fucking hating you right now." Loki answered indignant.
"Well, unfortunately for you, he is actually the only one that can go being that girl's Familiar...I don't like being the submissive one in a relationship." Bayonetta said shrugging.
"WHAT?!" Loki yelled with wide eyes.
"Sorry, pal! I got a Pub here and one in Konoha to keep track of, I won't leave behind heavily-drinking and paying ninjas to play nanny." Rodin added grunting.
"Not a warrior! Don't look at me!" Luka said rising his hands.
"Ow, Come on!"
"I had enough troubles in Inferno and with fighting your evil half thank you, I need a vacation," Jeanne said.
"I have a Village to rule, brat! Don't even try to sign me up for that!" Hanzou said growling.
"...And you?" Loki muttered with a grimace while looking at Luis.
"May as well, how's you great-great-great...whatever. how's her?" he asked smirking.
"What do you mean?" the boy asked with narrowed eyes.
"He means that he wants to know if she is good-looking...you are not planning to add a new girl to the group, right?" a bun-haired girl marching inside the pub asked with a venomous tone.
"Come on, Tenten-chan! You know me!" Luis said.
"Yes, I know EXACTLY how you act." the former weapon mistress of Konoha (now of Rain) answered.
"This lack of faith in me is disturbing, Ten-chan!" the Umbra boy said whining.
"You married me, your 'Former-sister' Minako and your 'Former-mother' Kushina (Hokage of Konoha)...I know that you will try and seduce her too, and I hate having more competition with hussies trying to take away my 'Luis-time' from me." Tenten answered.
"Shite, mate! Your mother and sister? That's sick!" Loki said horrified.
"Former mother and sister...I got blood-adopted by Jeanne and Hanzou, I no longer have blood-ties with them so is not incest." Luis answered crossing his arms.
"Who did the ritual? Blood-adoption is old-school stuff."
"The Shinigami, turning me from being Naruto Namikaze into Luis Umbra in exchange of a small favour."
"The Shinigami...where did I heard that name before?"
"The idiot that got summoned for free to seal away the Power and Soul of a giant nine-tailed fox in two infants and failed to reclaim the Soul of the summoner because of a loop-hole in the rules." Rodin answered.
"OOOH! THAT idiot! So you are the guy who resolved the issue..." Loki said impressed.
"Yep! That's me." Luis answered smirking.
"FINE! I can accept your help. The other descendants of the woman do not interest me as I was not the one to conceive them, I had already split myself in two by the time I had MY heir...Apparently my other half is to blame for the others according to his memories, the wanker slept with a bunch of women and HE ran away from the pregnancies." Loki answered.
"You sure that's the truth? We won't judge. Too much." Bayonetta asked teasingly.
"I am not going to answer to that provocation, Love. So? Can you people help me or not?"
"Deal! You give me a nice adventure and I'll protect your heiress." Luis said.
"But no adding her to the Harem!" Tenten added rapidly.
"I won't add her." the Umbra wizard said sighing.
"Promise!" the girl ordered.
"I promise I won't add her...unless she is a bombshell with a sexy body, a playful personality, exotic looks and she likes to party..." Luis said.
"I think I can accept that! What are the chances of her being like that after all?" Tenten said satisfied.
"Near zero I say. Tell you what, if she is exactly like that I swear I'll eat my scarf!" Luka added smirking.
"Better than nothing then. Whatever...I'll open a portal in the moment in which she is starting the summoning, you'll take the place of the Familiar she would have summoned had I not intervened...remember she doesn't know about the power of Void inside her, if the chance presents itself break the news to her...gently," Loki said as a wide 'door' of blue smoke appeared in front of the group.
"Can I still come back here?" Luis asked.
"Eh! I may not be able to enter Paradiso and Inferno anymore, but the gates I can open towards here still work like a charm, feel free to come back for supplies and meet the family, Luis. Like hell I will deal with your mother alone." Rodin answered smirking.
"There! The portal reached the land of Tristain, we should shortly see her. I am a little curious myself." Loki said as a giant construction came into view.
"...Daaamn...Hogwarts much?" Luka said with a low whisper.
"I may or may not have 'sold' some details about my time in there..." the young god muttered sheepishly.
"Figures. Who's the brat?" Tenten asked.
"Pentagram of the Elements..." a voice said from the portal.
"Another language, you know what to do." Jeanne said.
"Yes, translation spell, I know! I remember my lessons, Kaa-san." Luis said sighing, said that he just snapped his fingers once in front of each ear and once in front of his tongue making runes flash momentarily on his flesh before disappearing.
"There she is!" Loki said happily as the image settled on a buxom teen girl with fiery red hair.
"I, Kirche Augusta Frederica von Anhalt-Zerbst summon thee, my Familiar! Appear before me!" the girl said with a wicked smile on her face as she stood proudly in front of the portal.
"..."
"Come on, darling! Come out and don't be shy! It will be lots of fun!" Kirche said with a teasing wink.
"Dark skin, big boobs, teasing smile, exotic look and playful personality. Full marks." Rodin said snorting.
"...OH BABY, YEAH!" Luis yelled with a wide smile on his face.
"JUBILEUSDAMMIT!" Tenten shrieked in rage.
"Do you want some salt with that scarf, Luka?" Hanzou asked smirking.
"Just shut up, you old lizard!" Luka said with a whine as he collapsed on a near stool.
"Eh! She inherited my eyes and good looks, I am impressed." Loki said proudly.
"Well, if you don't mind, I'll be going! Rodin? Are my guns ready?" Luis asked cracking his neck.
"Yep! 'Twister Sisters' are all checked and fine, remodelled into being a red version of my pride and joy the 'Love is Blue' guns just like ya asked. Don't break them or I'll get mad." the barman said launching four race-red over-sized guns at the young man.
"With how sturdy the shit they are made of is, that would be quite the achievement." the Umbra wizard answered positioning the two guns 'Chun-li' and 'Morrigan' on his heels while keeping 'Samus' and 'Tifa' strapped to his hips.
"The gloves, brat! Explosive cards are useful too," Hanzou said throwing a pair of elegant white gloves to the young man.
"Dandy Man...how can I forget that. Thanks, pops!" Luis answered smirking.
"You know how to fully summon Mistress Cleopatra now, let her help you in case of need." Jeanne instructed with an hard stare.
"Just like with the Fox-within, the Dove-within, the Wasp-within and the Ray-within if I am under-water, I know!" he answered rolling his eyes.
"Then you are ready, go and make me proud!" Hanzou said rising his new glass to the young man.
"Check here regularly, otherwise your girls will hunt you down." Bayonetta added stage-whispering making Tenten grow red-faced in anger and embarrassment.
"Ookay! Time to shine!" Luis said as he entered the portal with a wide smile.
Meanwhile – Tristain academy of Magic – (I am lazy, same intro of Op Familiar) -
Tristain Academy of Magic: Tristain's first and foremost Academy of Magic that side of the known land, a place where Nobles of any stature from minor families to literally young princes and princesses were taught and nurtured into being the next great generation to fill the ranks of nobility ever since the dawn of Brimirric Magic.
Pretty much the biggest concentration of stuck-up, spoiled brats on that planet's main continent, whatever; at the moment the second year group was amassed outside the school to partake into one of the most important ritual of the school the 'Springtime Familiar Summoning Ritual'.
As per tradition the second-year students were requested to summon a familiar Spirit to show their predisposition to Magic, their eventual Elemental Affinity should it still be unknown, and even gauge current Power thanks to the actual Power of said Familiar, though the latter was more of a rumour to help families have bragging rights about their Heirs summoning powerful beasts as their Companions.
A familiar was by all means a second set of eyes and ears, meaning that said beast could "Share" its senses to help its summoner, following its Master until one of the two died.
One of the students called was Kirche Augusta Frederica von Anhalt-Zerbst, a voluptuous 18 years old red-haired girl, a transferred student coming from a military family of the land of Germania, great expert in flirting and Fire-based spells and possessor of a body Top-models would sell their soul to the devil to have.
She was now waiting patiently in front of the Portal that had opened in front of her as soon as the spell went completed.
"What's wrong, Zerbst? You failed?" a girl with long pink hair said from the back.
"Contrary to you, my little Louise, failure is not the normal and only result of my spells; so I guess I can at least console myself that compared to you I am still a good Mage." Kirche answered with a teasing smile.
"Why you..." the youngest Valliere daughter hissed angrily as a short round of laughs erupted around her.
"Enough now! We will wait a little longer then I will declare the spell failed, Miss Zerbst." Professor Colbert, a man with a prominent balding head, said with a stern tone making silence fall in the assembled group of students.
"Steps." a girl with short blue hair muttered pointing at the portal with her staff making the blue dragon with her recline its head to the side to better listen the faint approaching sound.
"Uh? I can hear those too!" Kirche said with a wide smile.
The professor and students stood in silence as the slow steps grew closer making an human silhouette appear in the blue smoke before something finally came out, showing himself as being a strangely-dressed human.
The figure showed-up being a young man in his twenties with platinum-blond hair so pale to almost seem white and a goatee on his chin, with a charming smile and shining sapphire eyes and dressed in a dark-gray jumpsuit left open to show a blood-red muscle shirt so tight to show his muscled chest, a long chain around his neck holding Bayonetta's Umbran watch, several gold chains hanging from his hips over his white pants and a scarf sporting clawed hands at its extremities and three earrings in each ear.
"You are my Familiar?" Kirche asked.
"And you are really my Master then?" he asked back.
"...BABY, YEAH!" both yelled at the same time before pausing, look at each other and then burst into mad laughing.
"Oooh! This is priceless! I summoned a commoner!" Kirche said amused while taking away a tear of mirth from her eye.
"Hoy, sweety! I'll have you know that I am the future Amekage of Rain Village and the Heir of the Umbra Clan...if ever I am everything BUT common." Luis answered.
"Amekage?" Kirche asked curious, rolling the term on her tongue with some difficulty.
"A Kage is the second most important political figure of my land, second only to the Daimyos...or Warlords if you prefer that term." he answered.
"So I summoned a noble?" the red-haired young woman asked.
"You summoned a warrior, an Umbran Wizard...a Mage." he answered, making a tense silence fell around him.
"So you say you can do Magic?" Colbert asked cautiously.
"Like this?" Luis asked making a back-flip and landing on all-four...the peculiar thing was that he had turned into a wolf-sized white fox with golden tips on ears and tail while mid-jump, the new form sporting several gold chains around the tail, the body and the legs, the Umbran watch still dangling from his neck and with three rings still on his ears.
"Proudly presenting the Umbra Clan Beast Within power...cool, eh?" the fox asked amused.
"I summoned a Mage...A noble from another land." Kirche said with a weak chuckle barely masking her horror.
"You summoned a Badass! There is a difference. And I accepted being summoned, so don't worry you didn't kidnap me; the idea sounded like lots of fun so I decided to come here." the young man answered smirking as he returned into being an human.
"You decided to be my Familiar?"
"Yes?"
"Well, at least tell me who you are then! As your future Master I order you to!" the girl ordered with a playful glare.
"I am Luis Umbra, baby! And I saw real demons, so sorry, but I am not afraid of a bunch of hormonal teenagers and a retired soldier. Don't worry though as I'll protect you all the same so point me towards who makes you angry or hurt you and I will make sure they will run away screaming for their mommies to save them!" the platinum haired Familiar said with a theatrical bow, making Colbert go wide-eyed at being found-out.
"A soldier?" Kirche asked curious.
"A teacher should never be that sharp-eyed or stiff. And he just checked my body for weaknesses as soon as I appeared, he was not as subtle as he thought to be." Luis answered smirking.
"I see..." Colbert muttered with narrowed eyes.
"I am Kirche Augusta Frederica von Anhalt-Zerbst, and by the power of the Pentagram of the Elements I brand you as my Familiar!" she answered as she tapped his nose with her wand.
"That's it?" he asked.
"No, now I have to kiss you to close the ritual," Kirche answered.
"Your first kiss?" Luis asked.
"Tch! You would like to! I had my fair share of experiences." she answered smirking, both ignoring the growls coming from the female half of the student group.
"Good for you, I'll just go all-out then!" he said dragging her closer to himself.
"Wanna bet who will be the best kisser?"
"Do not underestimate me, pretty boy!" Kirche answered as she lunged forward.
What followed was a war of tongues, the dirtiest exchange of spit in human memory as both tried to suck-out the other's lungs.
"Hem-hem!" Professor Colbert muttered clearing his tongue.
"UUUUHM!" ignoring him completely the two kept kissing with Luis lifting one of Kirche's legs while she grabbed an handful of his hair to pull him even closer.
"HEM! HEM!" the Professor tried again, this time literally yelling the coughing-like sound.
"UUUUUHM! Definitely going to keep you," Kirche said smirking as the two broke apart to take a short breath.
"Shut up and kiss me." he answered.
"My thoughts exactly." she said smirking.
"I think instead that we can safely say that the bonding has been successful. You can now stop kissing him, Miss Zerbst...please stop kissing him before you both go over-board." Colbert pleaded.
"What do you mean, Profes...oh!" the woman said dumbfounded before noticing their actual position, she had one hand inside his pants and one still holding on his hair while he had abandoned the leg in favour of cupping a feel on her ass while his other hand was under her blouse mauling her breasts.
"Eh...cockblocked." Luis muttered sighing.
"It happens unfortunately, but we'll have time to know each other better, don't worry." she answered shrugging.
Talking the duo moved to stand near the blue-haired girl with her dragon to wait for the student named 'Louise' to summon her own Familiar.
"This is Tabitha, a dear friend of mine." Kirche said introducing the two.
"Luis Umbra, nice to meet ya!" the Umbra Familiar said presenting his hand.
"Tabitha...strange marking." the girl replied shaking the offered hand before pointing at the strange tattoo of an heart on its back.
"Oh, this? This is a little 'Present' from a friend of mine, I have to use this and absorb...well, Lust in order to pay for her helping me." he answered showing better the marking of an heart covered in cracks on his hand.
"You can collect Lust in that? Why?" Kirche asked.
"Cleopatra says she'll use it to power the storm raging around her home, don't ask me for details, it's full Mature content." Luis answered grimacing as flashes of the Lust Circle of Inferno and Cleopatra's Phallic-shaped tower flashed in his head.
"How does it work?" Tabitha asked curious.
"Sigh! It forces the Lust out that then gets siphoned inside the tattoo, once the cracks disappear from the heart the mark is 'Full' and I can release the collected Lust all at once, done that the Energy automatically reach Cleopatra's realm." he answered.
"Demonstration." the blue-haired girl asked.
"Do I have to?"
"Yup! I am curious myself, so stop whining and use it!" Kirche answered with a mischievous smile.
"Oh, Fine!But not on you or your friend; a Kuudere is better not come in contact with this," he answered.
"Better Kuudere than Tsundere." Tabitha answered heavily offended while pointing at Louise just in time for the pink-haired girl's spell to explode.
"A Tsundere? Jubileusdammit that's the last thing I needed..." Luis moaned in dismay.
"Then try with Montmorency, Brimir knows she needs to loosen-up a little," Kirche offered.
"Try what?" a blond-haired girl wearing a big red ribbon asked.
"A solution to your bad mood!"
"I am not in a bad mood!" Montmorency answered growling.
"Virgin?" Luis asked.
"Of course!" the girl answered scandalized.
"Masturbation?"
"Why would I go through such a sinful act!?" she replied horrified.
"And you two?" the Umbran Familiar asked with a raised eyebrow.
"I don't need that to pass some quality time." Kirche said smugly.
"..." Tabitha simply kept reading.
"...You and that wooden staff are awfully friendly, isn't it?" Luis asked smirking.
"...Not answering..." the blue-haired girl said burying her face between the pages.
"I can loan him to you, if you want." Kirche stage-whispered.
"Not interested." the other said.
"What about if I tell you that..." the red-head muttered before her whispering got too low to hear.
"...interested." Tabitha answered nodding before removing her glasses to repair them as somehow those had cracked by themselves.
"Tonight then?"
"Yes."
"What?" Luis asked.
"Up for a threesome?" Kirche said jokingly.
"...Meh! May as well." he answered after checking his watch.
"I was joking." she answered.
"I wasn't." he replied with a straight face.
"Huhuhu! At least you won't be a boring Familiar. Well! Since it seems that everyone here has done, mind accompany me? I'll give you a small tour of this place so you won't get lost." Kirche offered stretching.
"Lead the way, sweet-cheeks!" the Umbran Wizard answered winking.
"Come along, Tabitha! You are more adept at lengthy explanations."
"Not funny." the blue-haired girl replied as she and her dragon joined the group.
"Then stop giving monosyllabic answers," Luis said.
"Yep! He is righ-OUCH!" Kirche said before yelping at the soft tap of Tabitha's staff on her head.
"Bad Master...and Bad Familiar." Tabitha muttered while tapping Luis' head too.
No-one of the class paid attention to the pink-haired girl left behind looking hopefully at their backs with an eager expression.
"See? I summoned something! I summoned a Familiar...I am good!...Come on! I am not a Zero!" she tried saying while pointing at the small doll (barely fifteen-inches-tall) of a girl in a red dress that was now standing on her tiny toes and waving her arms to be noticed herself.
"Just bring her inside, Miss Valliere. I am sure the others are just distracted and will soon admit that you did have success in summoning." Professor Colbert said with a gentle smile.
"Thank you professor! I can't wait to see what awesome power my Familiar possess!" Louise answered with a giant smile as she hurried back into school.
"Should I tell her that by the runes on its forehead she summoned something called 'Joknir?' By the name alone I fear that Power is the only thing that Familiar has not...poor girl..." Colbert thought in dismay as he watched the happy girl walk away.
As suspected, the later studies the man will go through that very same night will confirm that, contrary to Miss Kirche Augusta Frederica von Anhalt-Zerbst summoning the Legendary Familiar Vindálfr, also known as "The Right Hand of God" said to posses the special ability to control animals and even other Familiars to an extent...the fact that Louise just summoned the "Not-quite-as-Legendary" Familiar known as 'the Joke of God' did not make the same impact the poor girl obviously hoped for.
But it was easy to assume that Colbert will take the secret about Louise summoning a Familiar that SHOULDN'T in fact exist because Brimir himself invented it as a joke to his tomb, as a professor and good man at heart he had not in himself the strength to give her this very painful news and just let her believe to have summoned an useful Familiar.
Omake – But if both Luis here and Naruto in the other story are the Vindalfr...what happened to Julio in Romalia? -
Romalia – personal rooms of the Pope -
"WHY THE RUNES DO NOT APPEAR!?" the young Pope of Romalia shrieked in rage.
"I-I don't know, your Majest-UUUGH!" Julio Chesare said worried before Vittorio's mouth covered his and the Ecclesiastic man's tongue tried to tear-off his tonsils.
"Guah! NOTHING!? WHY?! How is this possible? Shaking hands didn't work...mixing blood didn't work. KISSING. DIDN'T. WORK!" Vittorio screamed.
"I noticed..." Julio muttered with a miserable expression.
"There is only one thing left then to try as I know for certain that I am a Void Mage...Julio?"
"Yes, your Majesty?" the young man said VERY worried.
"I will have you develop those Void Runes no matter what!" the young man answered.
"S-S-So?"
"Bend over." Vittorio answered opening his robes.
"...I have something to admit, your Majesty. Maybe this Familiar Bonding thing is not for me after all...I mean, I-is not you, it's me! I respect you too much that's why I am leaving, but we can remain friends if you want!" Julio said with a forced smile as he backed away.
"Stop speaking nonsense! The future of this land depends on me being a Void Mage and obtaining a powerful Familiar! You appeared at my summoning and now you WILL take the Runes whatever you want it or not...I just hope you won't mind cuddling afterwards." the now naked Pope said shaking his head.
"THAT PART OF MY BODY IS 'EXIT ONLY!" Julio answered shrieking as he ran away.
"GUARDS! Bring back my Familiar!...and fetch some lubricant in the meantime if you can, I have a sensible skin." Vittorio ordered making six burly guards appear out of thin air to chase the fleeing man.
"NOOOOOOO!" Julio yelled in despair as he was dragged back to the Pope screaming and kicking by the guards.
That too won't work, unfortunately for Julio Vittorio won't admit defeat until the dawn of the following day though.
But at least the Yaoi fans of Julio everywhere will be happy to hear this.
Okay, this is the first chapter, I don't know how good this story will be in the end since this is the first time I do a Crossover between a story of mine and something Famous as a Light Novel/Anime like Zero no Tsukaima.
Contrary to "Changing World is not Bad Either" where I have simply moved Harry, Ron and Hermione from a "Canonish" time-line of the books to the world of Naruto, here I am actually pulling out an OOC Naruto (bordering on the OC Territory) into a "Canonish" Time-line of ZnT...
I have no idea how to properly do this, so please, Constructive criticism and help would be wonderful to have, just please remember the difference between "Flame" and "Constructive Criticism" that's all I ask.
By the way, just to be sure it is easy to understand.
Luis Umbra is practically Naruto that got "Adopted"/ "Turned" by the Shinigami into the son of Jeanne and Salamander Hanzou; so no whiskers, but withpale hair like Jeanne and powers similar to both Jeanne and Bayonetta (Both games), Devil summons and Wicked Waves attack as well powered by Kurama's Soul inside the Seal shaping his hair to mimic them with the same result and power.
Personality is half-way between Bayonetta, Naruto and Jeanne.
Powers of Luis Umbra:
Pact with: Mistress Cleo(TheBoss from the game "Dante's Inferno", same background but in here she survived the fight with Dante).
Beast within: a white Fox.
Beast within (flying): Dove, white and gold Wasps.
Beast within (Water): Manta Ray fish.
Weapons:
Handguns: Race-red version of "Love is Blue" guns of Bayonetta named "Twister Sisters" (each gun has the name of strong videogame girls: Chun-li, Morrigan, Samus, Tifa)
Orochi: a Whip made from the body and soul of Orochimaru, snake-shaped; the whip part can be retracted inside the handle to take-out the blade of the Kusanagi Sword.
Dandy Man: gloves that generates an infinite amount of explosive cards. (I took the idea from the Character 'Tubalcain Alhambra' of Hellsing Ultimate and the weapon 'Lucifer' from Devil May Cry).
Thank you for reading this and my other stories.
Tr230.