AUTHOR NOTE: ...I WAS EXTREMELY BORED WHILE i THOUGHT UP THE SCRIPT FOR MY OTHER STORIES...SO I WROTE THIS. HOPE YOU LIKE IT!
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO!
Hello, my name is Reina Minamoto. I am twenty years old...the youngest of all of my friends and also the shortest: 5'0". Yeah, Im pretty short. I have long brown hair reaching my mid back, layered with blondish high lights. I am currently living with my two best friends; Kimiko and Sa-Rang...and my two year old sister, Tsubasa. We live in Texas, you're probably asking yourself why we have japanese names when we live in Texas? That's easy, Sa-Rang is the only real asian in our 's Korean, full korean. Kimiko just use an alias, ever since we watched Death Note she's been obsessed with using an alias. Reina is actually spanish, even if some Asian actresses have that name. We're strange like that. And Tsubasa was actually named tsubasa because she was in my care since our mother passed away while giving birth. The name seemed to fit her.
We're currently living in a three bedroom house, close to Kimiko's and Sa-Rang's work, since they're too lazy to actually live in a good house instead of this piece of crap. Sa-Rang is 23, she's half Japanese, half Russian. She's not that tall but she's taller than me. She's 5'3", she's also a lolita model...lucky. I also worked at the same place that Sa-Rang worked at, since we all work we take online classes and do every single chore around the house when we have time. Sa-Rang has short pixie black hair with two blue stripes.
Kimiko's real name is Yolanda. She's the tallest out of all of us, with all her 5'5" glory. Not that tall but compared to the rest of us, she's pretty tall. Kimiko works as a photographer in the same place that Sa-Rang works at. She's the oldest one out us all, too. She's 26. So basically, I'm the baby of the family...not including Tsu.
This is our story. I hope you enjoy our torture.
"...No." I twitched my eye, already feeling my sister's powers working on me. We were in the living room watching Tv, when Tsu happened to watch a comercial on kitties and how cute they are. So like any other child her age, she wanted a cat, right away. We were having a staring contest and her powers of 'lets make reina give up' were working very quickly. "Pwese?" She brought out the big guns like she always did, and I could feel my will power breaking, but I held on. "No."
"Nee-tan!" That was it, it only took that one word for SaRa to give up. She's such a softy when it comes to tsubasa. SaRa jumped over the couch where I was sitting and hugged me tightly, rubbing her head on my cheek like a cat. "You should listen to whatever the little cute girl says!" I sighed, rubbing my eyes, they were hurting like a bitch because of how long I lasted without blinking. "Fine, you little evil person." SaRa kept rubbing her cheek against mine and laughed loudly. "She has you wrapped around her little chuby finger!" I growled and pushed her away, making her fall over the couch and into the floor. "You too! You'll do anything she wants if she says 'nee-tan'!" SaRa stopped laughing and looked at me with serious eyes. "...You're right." We turned to Tsu, who was staring at us with an innocent expression, like any other child that wants something. SaRa's eye twitched and she scooted closer to where I was sitting, hugging my leg, whispering so that onlly I could hear her, but we both knew that tsu could hear us. "She's really evil, deep deep down." I nodded and my eyes widened, whispering along with SaRa. "She's probably plotting against the world."
Tsu sniffed and began to whine, she probably wanted to leave already. She was tugging on the bottom of her pink princess dress. "Nee-tan." She knew she could always use that and get away with murder but she couldn't get us at that moment, we were too shocked. "She's totally like Tobi...Underneath all that happy go lucky and innocent attitude..." SaRa whispered before we spoke at the same time, feeling the annoyance that was coming out of the two year old tsu. "Is a very very evil mastermind." Tsubasa's face morphed into an angry expression and she grabbed her Hidan plushie, that I made her, and threw it at us. Hitting me on the forehead and it bounce off me and into SaRa's face. "NEE-TAN!" We both rubbed our heads and scooted away from the angry tsu. We knew better than to mess with an angry monkey.
"Ow! Fine! Let's go!" I yelled, getting up from my spoke and walked towards the door, grabbing my purse and keys. "Yay! Kiddi, kiddi!" SaRa and I looked after her and blinked. She was totally gonna be bi-polar when she grew up. I turned to SaRa and whispered, when I knew Tsu couldn't hear us. "...secretly evil mastermind, who will destroy the world." Before I could say anything else a shoe hit me on the forehead and landed on the ground. "OW!" I looked down and noticed that it was one of Tsu's, SaRa shivered beside me. "How the hell can she throw that far!"
The car ride was normal, no getting into accidents, no killing anyone...well except for SaRa getting hit with shoes for singing a song that Tsu didn't like. As we stepped inside the store that I use to work at, the manager knew me, and noticed that noone was at the cash registers...it looked pretty deserted. "Lets go see the kitties, tsu!" SaRa grabbed Tsu and started running like a little kid towards the Cat section, tsu laughing because of how high she was flying. "Yay! Kiddies!" I sighed and looked around when we heard screaming and growling. I walked towards where the cats were and opened the door slowly. "What the..." SaRa and Tsu ran towards us, not being able to stop, they bumped into me and I fell on the ground with the two on top. "Reina!" My ex-manager screamed at me and I looked up. Those were alot of kitties..."Save me!" She helped me stand up and hugged me tightly, hidding behind me. "They're evil, evil I tell you!" I blinked and the only thing I could see inside the place were kitties.
"Huh?" I asked, Im smart, arent I? My ex-manager began to cry even louder, right where my ear was. "We g-got new cats in yesterday when we found them in a box outside of the shop. We decided to keep them because they looked so lonely...but they keep fighting with the rest of the cats! Two of our old cats are dead because of the blond and gray ones!" SaRa stopped moving and looked at my ex-manager with wide eyes. "Which ones?" Ex-manager turned her head towards SaRa and sniffed, not having seen them. "Bob and Rob." SaRa blinked and fell on her knees, crying her eyes out along with Ex-manager. "Bob and Rob...Why! They were so young!" Not really, bob and rob were pretty old. We had rescued them a few years back and SaRa got to name them...
"I turned back to the cats and noticed a blue one with little black lines under his eyes, he was a bit bigger than the rest of them but he was so adorable! They looked like freaking gills! Plus he was staring at SaRa and ex-manager like they were crazy. "Aww...look at mr. blue kitty." I extended my hand towards the kitty shark, while I knelt down on the floor infront of him, he looked back at mr. orangey and walked slowly towards me and sniffed my hand. He was so adorable!
"Nee-tan, I wanna pet kiddi." Tsu walked towards me and tugged on my shirt, I was happily petting the shark kitty while he purred. It looked like the rest of the Cats were staring at him with a 'wtf' expression. "Which one?" I asked Tsu, and she walked towards the gray one that ex-manager had said had killed bob and rob. "Gway kiddi." I nodded and made her sit down next to me. "Extend your hand to him and let him sniff you first." Tsu extended her hand towards the gray kittie and it began to growl. I narrowed my eyes and spoke in a dark voice. "Hurt my sister, pussy, and I'll castrate you." The gray kitty narrowed his eyes before looking back at mr, orangey when he growled at gray kitty. With a soft growl, gray kitty began to make his way to Tsu and let her pet her after sniffing her hand. "Can Tsu keep kiddi?"
I, still petting the purring shark kitty, looked at the rest of the cats. If we took one cat, I would feel horrible for not taking the rest of the kittys...and we didn't have enough money for the rest of them. "Well..." My ex-manager smiled brightly, albait a bit forced, and grabbed a cart from...who knows where. "Take all ten of them and they're free." My eyes widened and I looked at the crazy woman standing in front of me. "All ten of them? WTF?" I can't cuss infront of my sister, so sue me! "And I'll throw in free food and...uh...eighty percent off of their beds and toys!" I blinked, not knowing waht to do.
SaRa tapped her chin with her finger. "That's a good price, Rei." Tsu began to jump in her spot, hugging a growling gray kitty to her chest, before I could say anything. "Pwese! Pwese! Pwese!" And much to my horror, SaRa and ex-manager began to join Tsu in jumping in their spot with big puppy eyes."Please! Please! Please!" I sighed again and looked towards where they kept the doggies...the sweet sweet doggies. "I'm more of a dog person, though." SaRa hugged me from behind, rubbing her cheek on my cheek, Tsu doing the same. "You're more into sharks,though. And look, that blue kitty looks like a shark!" I struggled to keep from 'awing' at the cute kitty sitting my lap looking up at us with big kitty eyes, when something clicked and I looked at all the cats around us. "Isn't that kitty abause or something? Dying his hair...and that red kitty too...plus the two orangey ones over there...greeny over there...and blue girl kitty."
We turned towards where ex-manager was, hoping to get a straight answer to that question, when we saw her pushing four carts full of kitty things towards the cash register, smiling brightly. "Your things are ready!" We looked at her, feeling sweat drops on our heads.
The drive back to the house, after packing everything into the small shitty car, was very silent. Since Tsu had fallen asleep while holding gray kitty in a death grip. The rest were inside their cage, all in the same since We weren't going to keep them in there for long. SaRa looked back at the cage and whispered to me, while I drove. "Thye look like their having a conversation. A kitty conference." She turned to me and smiled brightly. Looking through the rear view mirror, I saw the cats all meowing and looking at the orange kitty. He was probably their pack leader...or whatever you call it. "Maybe their plotting world domination and that's why Tsu wanted all ten of them." I whispered back, not wanting to disturb the kitty gasped. "They're her minions! While she pretends to sleep the kitties do all her planning!." A tiny pink shoe hit SaRa's forehead and she groaned in pain, looking back at the sleeping Tsu. "How the hell did that happen! She's asleep...and so is that cat!" The other cats looked at her like she was completely insane. "Did you throw it little guys? Huh?" SaRa asked the rest of the cats, while they just blinked at her.
I sighed. "They're in their cage, how the hell would they throw it?" SaRa dead panned, thinking I was stupid for not realizing the answer. "Tsu's. Evil. Minions." I 'ah'ed and parked the car outside of our house. "Right, forgot about that. Come on. You take the cats, I'll take Tsu." I got out of the car and carried tsu, while SaRa grabbed the cage, scaring the crap out of the cats. "What about the other stuff?" Before I could answer, a voice behind us spoke up, and Kimiko walked towards us. "Homies!" I sighed in relief, knowing Kimi would grab the rest of the things. "Kimi will take it. Yo, Kimi! Bring the rest of our crap!" Kimi nodded and ran towards the open car door. "Yush!" She grabbed all the bags, and I mean all 38 of them, closed the door and skipped towards us. "SaRa, stop skipping! You're gonna get the cats sick!" I screamed when I heard the cats growl and whine.
SaRa stopped, blinked and then smiled. Woopsie...sorry, kitties." The kitties did not like SaRa, instead they liked growling at her.
Inside the house I took Tsu to our room and layed her down on her bed, kissed her on her cheek and closed the door. Any other child would be scared of the dark...but not Tsu, she would probably scare the crap out of the evil boogie man. "So, tsu is asleep. What now?" I asked Kimi, sitting down on the couch and watching the kitties roam around the room, exploring. "I made foooood!" SaRa sang, walking towards us. Kimi blinked and stopped doing...whatever it was she was doing. "What? I'm not fucking eating that!" I smacked the back of her head when I thought Tsu had fallen back asleep, being woken up with her loud mouth. "Shut up, mofo! Tsu is asleep." SaRa sighed, not liking that we weren't paying attention to her. "Correction. Rei made us food, I heated it."
I looked down when I felt a tugging at my feet and saw the shark kitty looking up at me. "What is it?" Shark kitty jumped on the couch with all his chubby goodness and rubbed against my hand, letting me know that he wanted to be petted. "Done! Everything is set. Their beds, food, water and liter box!" I began to scratch shark kitty behind his ear. Kimi had finished everything and put it in its right place. She was good at those things. "Should we name them? I asked, looking down at all the cats laying on the ground. Blond kitty was trying to attack the red kitty, the orange with black kitty was laying on top of green kitty while purring, girl kitty was laying down next to orangey kitty, gray kitty was growling at brown kitty, and black kitty was staring at shark kitty with an annoyed expression...if cats could really show that expression.
"We should. And leave the gray one for Tsu to name." Said gray kitty, looked up at us growling loudly. We ignored him. "that's what I was thinking, too. Each one of us will take three and the gray one will be for Tsu." I bent down and picked up girl kitty and blond kitty, since he looked like he was about to get destroyed by red kitty. Kimi smiled. "I'll take green, orangey #2, and red kitty." She picked up said kitties and they stared at her, making her squeal. SaRa sat on the ground and the rest of the cats walked towards her. "And I'll take Kuro, orangey #1 and brown kitty."
I looked down at my kitty's, not paying attention at the gray kitty that was trying to get our attention. I looked at shark kitty...hm..." You my besty will be...Tiburon. Spanish for shark." Tiburon froze and stared at me, I swear he narrowed his eyes at me while the rest laughed at him. I turned to girl kitty and saw her blink. "You shall be...Kawaii. Since you're so adorable." Kawaii meowed and I turned to Blondie. "Hm...you shall be..." I picked him up and started to play with him while thought up a name...until I looked down at his front paws. "That is so adorable!" Kimi and SaRa looked at me, not knowing what was going on. "What?" I picked up blondie and showed SaRa and Kimi his paws. "They look like deidara's mouth hand thingies." all the kitties froze and stared at us. "I shall name him dei-dei!" I squealed playing with said kitty.
"Actually...now that you mention it...your shark kitty kinda looks like...your favorite Akatsuki, Kisame." All the cats froze again and we stared at them. I spoke up next. "The orangey one looks like leader." They stared at me until SaRa spoke next. "The red one looks like Sasori." SaRa picked up red kitty and showed us his chest, it had a pinkish spot where his heart should be. I pointed at all of them, while I said their names. "green lookes like zetsu, with the black and white spots. Orange and black...looks like Tobi...kuro kinda looks like Itachi with the red eyes and marks near his nose. The brown one like Kakuzu and the gray one like Hidan..." We looked at each other and began to laugh loudly. "What the hell! This isn't some fanfiction about Akatsuki being cats!" SaRa laughed loudly."Lets just think of names tomorrow...I'm kinda tired and hungry."
SaRa and I agreed. Life wasn't that kind in this world. After we finished eating we told the cats to stay in the living room and sleep while we went to sleep too. I left the door slightly open and started getting ready for bed. Dreaming about yummy Kisame swimming around me.
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