Uhhh, hi….again….I know I'm supposed to be working on like, 3 other stories….but….I had this idea in my head and HAD to write it down!! I'm sorry! But I couldn't stop myself from posting yet another story!! It was begging me to come out!!

I hope you guys aren't too much like "OMG! Doesn't she have like 3 other stories to be working on! She needs to get her brain on those!"

What can I say, there's a lot of inspiration in the air. And don't worry about my other babies, they'll grow soon. Lol. Please enjoy this one too!! Love you guys!!

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Chapter one

"God damnit!! NO YOU FUCKEN PERVERTED UCHIHA!!" Sasuke was currently on the floor holding his jaw after getting punched by his hyperactive blonde boyfriend. The one and only, Uzumaki Naruto. "Please! Can't you just put it on so I can see what it looks like on you!"

The youngest Uchiha was trying to get his blonde to put on a very skimpy, and very short maid's outfit with stilettos and mid thigh stockings. "Why in the hell would I put that on for you freaken perv! I swear you have become worse than pervy sage and Kakashi sensei combined!" Naruto went to the closet and pulled out his vest and put it on as he tried to get ready. "But Naru-chan!!" Sasuke only begged when it had something to with sex. And that was Naruto's last straw. "IF YOU ASK ME ONE MORE TIME UCHIHA THEN I'LL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT BAN SEX FROM YOUR LIFE FOR THE NEXT 2 TO 3 MONTHS!!"

That definitely shut the raven up. Never before had he seen his blonde so mad. And 2 to 3 months with no sex was like being castrated and murdered for Sasuke. "Good, I'll be gone for a bout 3 to 5 hours then since baa-chan took the drinking game to another level and is currently unable to her job. So, I'll be replacing her for the time being so I'll see you then Sasu-perv!" Naruto planted a chaste kiss on Sasuke's temple and walked out the door leaving a brooding raven alone.

Sasuke sighed and flopped down on the couch. He looked around until his eyes landed on the remote and made a grab for it to watch TV. But as he reached for it, he thought he saw something move behind the curtains. He tried to look close and decided to check it out.

As the raven moved in to it, something flew out and disappeared. Sasuke tried to look for what ever it was but soon gave up after 15 minutes of looking around the room. The raven let out a deep sigh and went back to sit on the couch, but as he sat down, he heard a small groan of pain under him and quickly sat back up and looked only to be surprised. There, where he sat, was a little chibi-like person with wings!

With closer inspection, the raven couldn't help but think at how this little 'thing' looked so much like a certain pink haired kunoichi. "What the hell are you?" Sasuke slowly reached for her and picked her up by her wings and looked closer.

"Let go you jerk! Is this any way to treat a lady! Especially one that's going to help you!"

Sasuke let the chibi go and looked at it as it flew up to him.

"Geez, you really are a bastard in this world." Sasuke was dumb founded and kept looking at her…it. "What? Haven't you ever seen a chibi fairy before? I was sent here t help you bastard!"

Sasuke smirked and flopped back down on his couch. "Ok, who or what the hell are you, And o what can you help me with?" The raven glared at the chibi as it flew beside him and sat on the arm of the couch. "Well, for starters, I am from a different dimension and was sent here to get you. My name is Sakura-chibi fairy no. Q654321, but you can call me Sakura-chi for short, it doesn't matter. I am the Sakura of my world and was sent here to get you to take you there!"

The raven gracefully arched an eyebrow and kept looking at the Sakura chibi. "And why the hell would I go to your world? It's not like there's something there that I want." Sasuke wasn't sure where the chibi was going with making him go to her world.

"Well Sasuke, it so happens that in my world, Naruto is always the one demanding sex from YOU while you deny him of it. So to make things fair and balanced, the Sasuke from my world and you will be switching places for a bit of time. What do you say?"

The raven had stopped listening to chibi Sakura after she had said that Naruto was always demanding sex. From then on, her words were lost as he had many thoughts and visions go through his head.

The little chibi noticed the raven space out and sighed. "LISTEN TO ME YOU BASTARD!" Sakura-chi then punched the raven with her tiny hands and managed to snap him out of his thoughts. "So? Is that a yes or a no?" The raven smirked evilly and looked at her. "Definitely yes. Now, how do we get there?"

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I'm making a funny one!! This one is gonna be short!! But hopefully you guys like it!! Ok! REVIEW!! Please and thank you! They make me happy!! Donuts and stuffed penguins for everyone that reads this!! Laterzzz!!