I'm Gonna Kill You Wheeljack!

New story randomly popped into my head. Happy Day! My awesome sister
is finally getting her car. Now she can drive me to mu hockey games!

Warnings: neko mutation? mech/mech/mech threesome

Parings: Ratchet/Sideswipe/Sunstreaker (they're already mated)

"Nya, ha, ha!" moaning his heart out, Ratchet lay on a medberth, a
metal tail thrusting into his valve. He reveled in the feeling,
pushing his hips into the thrusts. He arched his back like a cat
when the tail his sweet spot dead on. He mewed, and overloaded.

This odd phenomenon happened a few days ago. Ratchet has walked
innocently on Wheeljack's lab to check on his friend, when he was
suddenly engulfed in smoke, and was blown back by an unknown force. He
felt an odd sensation of something passing through him, and blacked out.

When he awoke, he blearily saw Wheeljack crouching over him, a worried
look on his faceplates. Ratchet attempted to sit up, but the scientist
stopped him.

"I uh... I don't think you should get up yet." he said timidly. "Let
me explain something to you. When you walked in, I was testing one of
my experiments. And, clearly, it backfired."

Ratchet gave him a questioning optic.

"Well, what the frag did you do to me?" he said, oddly calm.

Wheeljack gestured for the medic to stand up. Ratchet obliged, and
paused. And like any cliché movie, Ratchet slowly turned around. Now
attached, just above the curve of his red aft, and swaying gently, was
a red metal tail. He automatically reached up to his helm. And, as he
suspected, he found soft metal cat ears instead of his blocky audios.

"..." the medic was silent, with a dark look on his face. He slowly
turned to look at his friend and suddenly yelled

"I'M GONNA KILL YOU WHEELJACK!"

Wheeljack hightailed it out of his lab, pursued by a seething neko
medic. He ran past the Rec Room, all the bots staring at him.

"!" he said, nearly
imitating Bluestreak.

The Autobots stared in awe as he zoomed by. They were even more
shocked when Ratchet ran by. Ironhide busted up laughing when he saw
his long time friend run by with cat audios and a metal tail. Ratchet
flipped him off and continued to pursue the fragger that changed him

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Sunstreaker and Sideswipe had just gotten out of the brig for a stupid
(but hilarious) prank, when they saw Ratchet run by. They had been
pinning for him for a long time, so this was pleasant surprise. Their
medic was flushed, panting from chasing Wheeljack. His cat audios were
folded back in annoyance, his tail swinging back and forth. The Twins
were practically drooling as he passed them and ran around the corner,
still chasing Wheeljack. After a few kliks, they head a satisfying
clang, a small cry of pain, and a wrench hitting the side of a helm.

Ratchet soon came back around the corner dragging an unconscious
Wheeljack behind him. He trudged back to the Medbay, his cargo in tow.
The Twins followed him, and helped put the scientist onto a berth.

"So...care to tell us why you look adorable?" Sideswipe said with a
cheeky grin on his faceplates. He sneakily snagged the swaying tail,
stroking it gently.

"Yeah, what happened?" Sunny sounded honestly concerned, so their mate
told them. They smiled, and shared a secret smirk.

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and so this is where the story starts. Ratchet moaned as his own valve
clamped on the tail. He was somehow on a heat cycle, and was
exceptionally horny. Right now his mates were on duty, so he had to
handle this on his own.

Suddenly, the Medbay doors opened, and in strolled the medic's
bondmates. They spotted their mate hiding in the corner, and smirked
at what they saw. The red and white neko mech was blushing, whimpering
and panting as his heat controlled him. His ears were bent back in
submission, and his tail was buried deep in his valve. The Twins sorta
lost control after that. Sunny picked up their medic, placed him on a
berth, and occupied himself with molesting Ratchet's neck. Sides
helped himself to Ratchets front, licking the lights on his chest. The
medic moaned in ecstasy.

The twins slowly made their way down towards the dripping valve. All
the while, the tail had kept on thrusting into the tight valve. Sunny
reached down and pushed his fingers along the tail. Ratchet whimpered,
and pushed down on the invading digits. Sideswipe suddenly pulled
Sunny's fingers out, and positioned his and his brother's spikes at the
rim of the valve.

"Wait...it's not gonna fit..." Ratchet protested weakly. The Twins
ignored him, and pushed right on through. Ratchet nearly screamed at
the stretch. Both spikes plus the tail were thrusting as hard as they
could. All the medic could was hold on and enjoy the ride.

"Oh slag... I'm gonna cum!" Ratchet screamed in completion. The
Lambo Twins thrusted a few more times, then filled Ratchet to the brim
with their transfluid.

Ratchet moaned deeply at the warm feeling in his valve. The Twins
pulled out slowly. They curled up with each other, smiling contently
in their post sex glow.

Satisfied, the three bots fell into a deep recharge.

Yay, done. Funny, I did this all waiting at Carmax. I'm so happy, I
just saw a silver Pontiac Solstice, the altmode that Jazz had in the
2007 movie! Please, review!