A/n : I have not recently done anything, so hopefully this will make up for it

A/n : I have not recently done anything, so hopefully this will make up for it. also,
this story will have parts that are NOT humanely possible. I have no idea why I included
Batman or Coco Puffs.

CindereLly

Once upon a time in a park, there was a boy named L. He was smart and had the STRAIGHTEST
back. Then a meanie came by and told him chocolate was bad for you. The meanie threw away
his yummyness. L looked down and started to cry. The boy patted him on the back saying it
was for the best anyways.

Angered, L tried to kick him to Pluto. Since his shoes were a few sizes to big, his shoe
fell off. He was so sad, his back slumped and it wouldn't go back up.

L had almost succedded if not for the fact that the meanie got hit by a rocketship first.

"Austin...we have a problem...and we're going to need a babysitter."

Then, Light lost all his memories and got a lotttt smarter. The man who had been in the
spaceship adopted the handsome specimen and got married due to the meanie being so uber
cute. They had named him Light because he looked like a bright shooting star when he hit
the spaceship.

The spaceman, now referred as Sochiro, became a police officer to be closer to home. Long
distance was bad for the phone bill.

F I F T E E N Y E A R s L A T E R . . . .

" I am Light, not Kira, god of the new world! And I MUST have fishsticks!!", Light cackled.

"L! Are you sure this is a good idea? Locking him up and practically starving him is
turning him mad!", said Matsuda.

"Of course. Justice is good. Justice is chocolaty. Justice is cocooooo puffs!! Now gimme my
cereal Jeeves.", demanded L.

"Right away Batman!"

Suddenly, Light regained all his lost memories.

"Chocolate is baddddd for youuu!!"

"So it was you!!", shireked L.

"Yes, it was I. I was helping the world one child at a time!", said Light.

"Suspection of you being Kira is now up to 70.", deducted L.

"Your missing shoe is no longer fits you haha!!"

"No!! It was my lucky charm!! WHERE IS MY CEREAL JEEVES?!"

"Coming! Do you put the milk or the cereal first? Or was it the bowl?"

As you can see CindereLly never made it to the ball. Why? She was already rich and had
Matsuda granting his every wish. What about her prince? He's locked up in CinderLly's
cell! What happened to happily ever after? Well, there can't be a happily ever after until
Matsuda gives him his cereal!

The End.

A/n: Muhahahahaha. Did you enjoy? Did you not? Well who cares! REVIEW!