The movie theater at the most famous auditorium was very dark. All the seats were empty. And then a beam of light split the darkness and an old cartoon flickered on the big screen. It was a moose a flying squirrel and a dog and a boy! The famous Rocky and Bullwinkle and their friends Mr. Peabody and Sherman! In our last episode our two heroes and their two best friends had set off on a camping trip in the woods outside of Rocky and Bullwinkle's hometown Frostbite Falls Minnesota.

Rocky: It sure is a nice day to go camping in the middle of the woods in our home town right Bullwinkle?

Bullwinkle: Of course it is Rock! A great day for roughing it in the wilderness is absolutely fun.

Mr. Peabody: And the temperature is about 78 degrees fahrenheit which makes this a hot day but still enough time to have longer lasting days in the middle of summer break.

Sherman: The best part is to just do nothing while relaxing in nature listening to all the most beautiful sounds of nature.

Later that afternoon Bullwinkle and Sherman were just settling down to catch fish for lunch when suddenly their three arch rivals Boris Badanov and Natasha Fatale and their fearless leader named well Fearless Leader were sneaking up on them from the deepest trees of the forest.

Boris: Don't you even believe so Mr. Narrator! We are not arch enemy villains Boris Natasha and Fearless Leader! I am trained professional Fish and Game Warden Forrest DeSpoiler. She is the lovely associate Lotta Chicanery.

Natasha: The pleasure is all yours dollink.

Boris: And this is Old Game Hunter Bill.

Fearless Leader: I don't know why i have to dress up in these clothes Badan- I mean DeSpoiler. But it does fit me quite nice.

Then Boris or Forrest DeSpoiler as he is wished to be called walked up and introduced himself to Bullwinkle and Sherman while Rocky and Mr. Peabody came up to see them all.

Sherman: Golly! Who are you two?

Mr. Peabody: I've never met you two people before.

Rocky: I almost think you look kind of familiar.

Bullwinkle: Yeah. We're trying to fish here.

Boris: Allow me to introduce myself. I am Forrest DeSpoiler the best game and fish trainer. And this is my beautiful assistant Lotta Chicanery.

Natasha: Hello there. Nice day for fishing dollinks?

Bullwinkle: Oh yes it is. We're going to catch a big fish for dinner.

Mr. Peabody: We are finding the most largest fish in the history of mankind. The Whopper Fish. It is an unusually large or otherwise extreme fish.

Boris: Well then you lucky guys need to catch one with my new fishing pole.

And Boris handed Bullwinkle a brand new fishing pole. It was all magnetized and was guaranteed to attract fish. Metal Fish to be exact.

Natasha: Is just one problem Boris.

Boris: What's that Natasha?

Natasha: Fish are not made of metal.

Boris: I know. But this metal fish will soon kill them as soon as Moose catches the metal fish comes out of lake and boom goes the fish and we killed Moose Squirrel Dog and Boy.

And with that Boris put the large metal fish into the lake and it shot into the current and stuck on Bullwinkle's line. Both Rocky and Mr. Peabody came to get a look.

Rocky: Hey now! That fish is entirely made out of metal.

Boris: Is steelhead!

Rocky: But it is all put together with nuts and bolts.

Boris: Correction! It is broke trout!

Natasha: Go on and pull the hook!

Boris: Yeah pull the hook.

Sherman: I think this won't turn out too well Mr. Peabody.

Mr. Peabody: I might have to agree with you on that Sherman.

Well Bullwinkle's hand went right onto the hook. Expecting a blast the wardens reared back to Fearless Leader ready to take off. But just as Bullwinkle was about to pull the hook and blow himself Rocky Mr. Peabody and Sherman to smithereens a force outside their cartoon world stepped inside the movie theater auditorium and stopped everything.

Force: The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show is now canceled!

Then Rocky Bullwinkle Mr. Peabody Sherman Boris Natasha and Fearless Leader froze.

All: Canceled?! But the cartoon isn't even over yet!

The cartoon sun then went down quite quickly making the entire theater very dark once again.

Rocky: Hey! Who turned off the lights?

Bullwinkle: I can't even see my own hands in front of my very own face.

Sherman: I'm afraid of the dark because it's even more dark in here!

Mr. Peabody: That's because this isn't the average everyday darkness it's advanced darkness Sherman. It means it's really dark in here.

They were all canceled again for the second time. It was 1964 all over again which is the year when The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show disappeared from network TV forever! That was the year Boris Natasha and Fearless Leader went back to Pottslvania and when Mr. Peabody and Sherman went back to their penthouse apartment in New York City and when Rocky and Bullwinkle went back to Frostbite Falls Minnesota so they could all bleak and desolate wilderness called The very rare limited Reruns.

Nearly 50 years had past since that fateful day. Meanwhile how things have changed! Velcro had replaced the zipper. Sneakers have lights on them. Computers were made and so were laptops and new smart phones tablets and new TVs were made. And all but one small thing was still stayed the same: The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show is still canceled.

Rocky: But I thought our show was a big hit!

But no one even cared about it anymore. In Frostbite Falls Minnesota which was the most popular home of Rocky and Bullwinkle everything had changed. The whole city was practically destroyed and deserted Main Street was boarded up and all houses were old and dusty as it was still crumpled by these years of reruns. The beautiful Frostbite Falls Forest had all the trees cut down so they're all nothing but stumps. The once majestic waterfalls of Veronica Lake was replaced with green gooey slime from the Consolidated Sludge Corporation.

While the narrator which is me who was down on his luck and out of a job had to move in with his mother and just narrate the events of his old life

In New York City the parks were all wrecked and ruined by the years of reruns as well. And the tall skyscrapers were all getting torn down with Mr. Peabody and Sherman's penthouse apartment being the only one that's still standing.

2 years later while Mr. Peabody and Sherman still had nothing to do the telephone rang and Mr. Peabody got it and started talking.

Mr. Peabody: Hello there Mr. Peabody here. Yes. Really? I see. That's wonderful! Okay we'll see you as soon as possible.

Oh my Mr. Peabody is happy because something wonderful has happened. Will we ever see what the special wonderful thing really is? And what are our main heroes Rocky and Bullwinkle are up to in reruns?

Be sure to see our second episode: Wonderful New News or Great News is Better News.