The Strangest Duel

Disclaimer:I don't own Yu-gi-oh _

Yugi: Let's duel Mai.

Mai: Okay kid.

Yugi: My first move is Ultimate offering and Cursing

Dragon, next For 500 life points I'll play Gaia the Flipping off Knight





To create Gaia the Cursing Champion. (Gaia is standing with 2





swords on his sides with middle fingers up and swearing at the top of





his lungs.

Mai: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, well I guess these face down and

Harpy lady in defense.

Yugi: Gaia, Swearing lure.

(Harpy turns to attack mode)

Yugi: Now swearing sword of cursing.

(Bam, Mai goes down to 100 life points)

Mai: Trap Hole, now monster reborn.

(Harpy comes back)

Mai: What??????????????

Yugi: One good part about this monster is traps won't affect him, but

magic will so Gaia OBLITERATE.

Mai: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo. I lost.

Yugi: Well Mai I win. See you around hotty!

(Yugi dissappears)

Mai: Yugi, did I really here you say hotty.

Yugi's voice: Yes Mai, You did.



Please no freaken flames I might find this funny or

Weird or what ever, but please no flames. -_- Note

serious face. Peace out.