Hi everyone, Xiyusissi here. This is my first official fanfiction. It was hard to find an original idea for a KyouyaxHaruhi fanfic, but I think I may have a pretty good one. Please feel free to critique as much as you want, no hard feelings. I am writing to learn not writing to boast : ). Many thanks to my BETA reader Kyouya. SHe rox and is in reality one of my best friends. Luv Ya!!!! Enjoy...
"You want me to do what?" Haruhi was shocked beyond belief. How could someone even ask for a thing like that!

"You will only be pretending, and it's only for couple of days, just until he sees you. Then, we can act like it never happened."

"I see your point, but won't you feel weird about it. Am I what your father expects?"

"Yes, he proclaimed this at the end of last semester. And I feel completely indifferent about this. Actually, I think that if I make my father happy, I will be able to succeed my brothers and become head of the family. Maybe after a while, we won't even need to pretend…." Kyouya smirk as he said this and pushed up his glasses.

"Kyouya-senpai I really can't marry you even if it is pretend. And I can't go way to see your father either. I have school to think about. That is, if I want to become a lawyer."

"Doing this will sufficiently decrease your debt you know…." Remarked the shadow king slyly.

"Yes, but... I mean… um, I guess if you put it that way. Are you sure?"

"Absolutely."

"I wonder what Tamaki would say if he knew." Haruhi looked around to see if the Host Club King was around. Thankfully, he was across the room wooing a group of drooling girls.

Actually, today has gone very well. No one has bothered her yet. Not the twins with their mischievous schemes, and using her as their toy. Or even Hunny, who usually made her eat infinite amounts of cake and sweets with her. Though he was fun to talk to, sometimes he was too much. Now her debt was going to lower, but with a twist. She was going to have to marry Kyouya, well, pretend that is.

"He won't even find out. I arranged everything many days ago." Kyouya stated matter-of-factly.

"You did what many days ago!"

"I knew you would fall for the debt-reducing card, so to save myself the trouble, last week I arranged for everything to come tomorrow."

"Does this mean that my debt won't be lowered?"

"No, it will be, but your travel and clothing expenses have been added, so it won't be significant."

"Baka… Maybe I should tell Tamaki right now, I know he would never let me go."

"Tell me what? Where is my beautiful daughter going? Have you been sharing secrets with mother?" Suddenly Tamaki was right behind Haruhi holding her around the waist. "You know Daddy doesn't like secrets!"

"Oh! Senpai, I didn't see you coming…you see we were just discussing my debt issues and…uh, Tamaki-senpai, could you get off of me?" Haruhi pushed Tamaki away and stepped back.

"What! Daddy is distraught, why are you acting this way? I demand you to tell Daddy what you two were talking about!" Tamaki looked back and forth between a nervous Haruhi and an emotionless Kyouya.

"Tamaki, calm down. Ah, Haruhi, this will make things a bit complicated. Tamaki, I am going to ask Haruhi to marry me at my father's house. This will…"

"YOU CAN'T MARRY HARUHI! YOU ARE HER MOTHER FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!" Tamaki went ballistic. There was a black aura forming around him. "You can't, you can't, you can't!" He fell to the floor in a frozen state with hollow eyes.

"I'm sorry that you feel that way Tamaki, but she can and will. It has already been arranged." Kyouya pushed up his glasses, closed his Pineapple laptop, and turned on his heels and left. "Haruhi, I need to fill you in on the details."

"Haruhi, don't leave me, please…" whimpered Tamaki sprawled on the floor.

"Stop worrying about me Sempai." Haruhi hurried out the door leaving Tamaki in a heap.

On the other side of the room, Hikaru and Kaoru walked over. "So what are you going to do Tama?" asked Hikaru. "Are you just going to let the Shadow King leave?"

"And with Haruhi," Kaoru added.

"No. I could never let this happen. Mother and Daughter together… this is like incest!" Tamaki was horrified. He turned to look out the window at the two walked side by side away from the school to a waiting limousine.

"Didn't you feel the need to tell him that this is all just pretend?" Haruhi thought worringly about wht Tamaki could be devising right now.

Kyouya chuckled. "We'll let him figure that out himself."

"Where are we going exactly?" Haruhi looked out the window. They had been driving for several hours now. And all the conversation that has happened in the car was between the driver and Haruhi asking how each other's day was going.

"You will see when we get there," said an annoyed Kyouya. He was furiously typing on his laptop. When Haruhi tried to take peek, he gave her a cold stare and turned it off. Now there was no noise at all in the car.

"Don't you think you should call Tamaki and explain this all to him? You know how he gets when something, um, different happens. He didn't even seem human when we left. He is your best friend and all, and…."

"Will you just stop talking for a few more minutes? We are almost there. And no, telling Tamaki about what we are doing will definitely complicate thing even more than it already has." He pushed up his glasses so his eyes were covered behind the glare, "besides, you need to get into character."

"For what?"

"To meet your new Otou-san."