Bang Bang Bang! The door pounded. Oh Shoot. Emi was here. Maou was alone because Ashiya was gone shopping, but Urushihara could help. The door shook. Honestly, Mikitty was amazing at her door building skills. How could it hold up?
Wait. Where was Urushihara? Sighing, he dialed the phone number for the fallen angel. Thankfully, he picked up.
"Hey."
"What's up?"
"I need your help can you come over?" by this point, Emi had broken in, and was shouting some die Satan shit.
"I can't, I'm buying clothes." Urushihara said.
"Well hurry up and come over." with his free hand, he held Emi's face away.
He heard Urushihara walking around a bit. "I can't, there's only soup."
Maou froze. "What? What do you mean there's only soup?" Emi was trying to stab him now.
"I mean there's only SOUP!"
He was getting ticked. That damn Better half was waving in his face, like a crying infant. "Well get out of the SOUP ISLE!"
Emi decided to back off and wait until the call was done. She politely took a step back.
"OKAY! YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT AT ME!"
Walk walk walk walk walk.
"...there's still soup."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S STILL SOUP?"
Emi went and got a soda from the demon's fridge.
"IT MEANS THERE'S STILL SOUP!"
"GO TO THE NEXT ISLE!"
Emi took a big sip.
"THERE'S STILL SOUP!"
"WHERE ARE YOU?!" By now, Maou had reached his demonic form again.
"I'M AT SOUP!"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU'RE AT SOUP?!"
"I MEAN I'M AT SOUP!"
Maou took a deep breath. Emi took another huge sip of her soda.
"WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?"
"I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!"
Emi flinched.
"WhY aRe YOU ShOPPiNG FoR ClOTHes At ThE SOup StORE?!" Maou created a summoning circle, and shot flames into the telephone to burn Urushihara.
"F*CK YOU!"
There you go. You never asked for this drabble, but I wrote it anyway. R&R, y'all. DFTBA.