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What if
Haruhi lay in bed; she couldn't get that kiss out of her head. She heard her bedroom door open. She saw a figure in the darkness and tried to make out the general shape of who it was. The person walked closer and leaned over her head.
"I know you aren't sleeping," said a familiar voice. Haruhi blushed. "How did you know?" "You're eyes are open," he said simply. Haruhi blushed again.
"Are you going to let me in or do I get to freeze to death," asked Kyoya. Haruhi scooted over and lifted the covers for him to get in. He lay down next to her and brought her close to him.
Haruhi smelled something; like… outdoor springs and darkness. She felt his heat radiating onto her and started to feel drowsy.
Kyoya walked up to Haruhi who was sitting at a table and placed his hand on hers. "Your debt is paid," he whispered in her ear and dragged her out of the third music room. He brought her to the courtyard.
She gapped; every student in the school was there. Kyoya took her up to the front and onto a platform. "I have an announcement to make," said Kyoya into the microphone, "Fujoika Haruhi is a female." Kyoya took a step back and grabbed Haruhi by the waist, pulling her close to him.
He kissed her and the crowd applauded. Tamaki ran up to the stage, "Haru, wake up."
"Haru, wake up." Haruhi groaned. She opened her eyes and saw Tamaki staring at her in horror. "What," asked Haruhi. "Mother," screeched Tamaki, "how could you, sleeping in the same bed as your daughter."
Haruhi suddenly realized that a pair of arms was wrapped around her waist possessively. He turned her head and felt a slight blush when she saw Kyoya; his face millimeters from hers.
He was giving Tamaki a death glare; he had been woken up too early. "Mother," whined the blond, "get out. This is Haru's bed. You're invading her space." Kyoya deepened his glare and only stopped when he felt Haruhi turn around in his arms.
"You don't have to leave if you don't want to Kyoya," she said smiling, then she scowled, "but you Tamaki- sempai, need to leave. I'm still tired." "But daddy wants to stay too," pouted Tamaki.
Haruhi thought of something to get him to leave… she hoped at least. She looked at Kyoya mischievously and Kyoya got the message. He leaned in and caught Haruhi's lips.
Tamaki gaped then turned and left the room. He ran down the hall and screamed 'incest' over and over. Soon he had the whole house awake with his screams.
"What is the meaning of this," asked Nekozawa as he reached the door with his cloak and Berezanoff. He stood there in shock when he saw Fujoika Haruhi kissing Ohtori Kyoya. "She's a girl," said Hikaru and Kaoru together.