Pokemon The Champion Finally Rises

by Blaze Templar

The board of the Pokemon show agreed that Ash would be the hero until he won a league (not that he's aware of this) and finally fed up of dwindling audiences because of Ash they decide to send in an outsider... An expert of pokemon... The self insert. A comedic process begins as Ash tries to finally become champion. Will the aid of an outsider be enough or is it hopeless?

1. Prologue: In Which a Board Gets Bored

Pokemon

The Champion Finally Rises

Chapter Prologue

In Which a Board Gets Bored

It was a fantastic room, richly decorated and having that 'special touch'...Or otherwise known as gold flakes on much of the walls, table and even touches of gold flaking on the chairs. It was truly a sight to behold. However, the well dressed men at the table, numbering seven did not notice the splendor around them, each with a perpetual frown on their faces.

"It's been over a decade!" The youngest shouted.

"Be that as it may we signed a contract with their world that until the kid became a master we'd follow his journey...No matter how long it was." An elderly man with thin, wispy gray hair replied.

Another man, a black individual rubbed his eyebrows with his index finger and his thumb.

"We never expected it to take this long though. We've got to get Ash Ketchup off the show as soon as possible."

His aide, a teenage boy standing beside him leaned down and whispered in his ear.

"Ketchup Ketchum who cares?" He retorted to which the teen slunk back a bit nervously.

"What I would give just to send someone from our world over there to guide the idiot to becoming a master just so we can move onto a new hero. Television viewing of Pokemon has continued to shrink over the last few years and the largest complaint is Ketchum."

A woman, mostly hidden in the shadows of her corner made a coughing noise before standing and approaching the table.

"Ma'am." The men are surprised to see the brown haired woman approach.

"Why don't we send an expert?" She smirked at that.

"Most of them are well known Ma'am." The African replied a bit dryly.

"Then we send one that has potential, is a competitive battler, perhaps a bit too lazy to want to 'EV Train' his Pokemon but still does well on youtube."

"Emperor NBZ perhaps?" A teen asked to which the group shook their heads.

"He's fantastic sure, and a brilliant battler but he's pretty well known to say the least."

"The PikaWu or FlamingSpade maybe?" Another suggested.

"Good options but they have too big a following." She replied.

"What are you looking for then? A guy with like five videos and eight subscribers or something?" Another man demanded.

She smirked at that.

"Why not? As long as they have the skills."

At that one of them sighed.

"Alright...I've got one...His actual name is Cody we can send him if you're looking for 'good but unknown'." A teen said after searching on youtube for a time. *

"Decent?" She asked.

"He helped resurrect the Reversal Heracross set and he's made some decent dents on Pokemon Online. He's an okay battler on Showdown."

She tapped her chin thoughtfully.

"He'll do." She allowed after a long pause to which the assembled group sighed in relief.

*I'm not going to self advertise since I'm writing a SI that's very very...Insane and takes jabs at a lot of stupid things...Including SI stuff.

So this fic is mostly because I'm wanting to point out all sorts of things, and tell a mostly silly story while I'm at it. I'll probably make a ton of fun of bad Self Insert Fics that have too many Mary Sue elements kinda in satire style if you will.

Have fun watching Ash as he tries to overcome all odds and become a Pokemon Master!
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As some guy slaps him across the head and calls him moron all the time.