"ANIKI I NEED HELP!" screams the voice "WHAT WHAT WHO'S THERE WHAT WHEN WHERE HOW I DIDN'T KILL MY BROTHER I SWEAR" say mondo in surprise "OH IT'S just you" he say "what is it" he ask
"OKAY Aniki it's just that YOU DO NOTHING IN SCHOOL ANYWAY and it's IMPOSSIBLE TO CONVINCE YOU ANYMORE so since you don't mind slacking and I do I'd like you to do a favor" say Ishimaru, he bring out a baby from nowhere
"Aniki please babysit this child he is one of my relatives and they gave me the responsibility because [after an extremely long explaination] AND I NEED YOU TO BABYSIT HIM BECAUSE I CANNOT MISS A DAY IN SCHOOL please" ask he
"No Kyoudai why what the heck why a child why me ask like Naegi or something I am bad at this poo poo." say Mondo
"BUT Aniki everyone's busy and [another long explaination] that's why it has to be YOU okay" say ishi
"raahhgg FINE but how the gently caress do I do that" say mondo
"DON'T DO ANYTHING DANGEROUS no biking with the kid strapped on your back Please Aniki and don't yell at him and just. watch him. just put him on a bed and watch him and give him some milk if he starts crying that is it I'LL BE DONE WITH SCHOOL SOON ANYWAY" say Ishimaru
"That's it?"
"That's it."
WITHOUT WAITING Ishimaru just hands Mondo the baby and runs
-later-
"OKAY ...WHAT EVEN IS YOUR NAME" MONDO AKS THE AB Y BUT THE BABY MAKE BABY SOUND IN RESPON S E "UAGAG GAAA" SAY IT
"OK ILL JUST CALL YOU BABY" "OKAY BAB Y LETS GO TO MY HOME" MONDO TAKES THE ABABY UP ON HIS HEAD AND PLACES IT ON his POMPADOUR "NICE VIEW HUH| SAY MONFP
then they go to mondos house and HE PLACES IT ON MONDO s bed
20 minute laer
[EXTREME SCREAMING OF BABIES] "WHAT THE GENTLY CARESS SHUT UP YOU LOVING THING" SAY MONDO TO THE BABY "HOLY POO POO WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT" SAY MONDO BUT THE BABY WONT SHUT UP IT'S JUST CRYING
MONDO DROPS THE BABY ON HIS BED AND RUSHES TO THE PHONE TO CALL ISHIMARU'S NUMBER
RING
RING
RING
"WHAT THE HECK DO I DO WITH THE KID HE WON'T STOP CRYING" the voice on then the other line just replies with "..hello? who is this?" AND THEN MONDO REALIZE THIS IS ISHIMARUS HOME LINE AND ITS HIS MOTHER "HOLY GENTLY CARESS WAIT WHAT WRONG NUMBER BYE" HE SAY THEN SHUT PHONE VERY HARD
"OKAY" says mondo "I WILL FEED THIS KID SOME MILK"
HE GO TO KICTEN AND SEE EHE HAS NO MI LK
"UAHHHHHHHHHHH|" TH E BABY CRY
" FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFREAKING HE JUST CRIED LOUDER" SAY MONDO AS H E RUSH TO HSI ROOM "OH NO" THE BABB Y IS ON TH EGROUND CRYING
SO MONDO TKAE THE BABY TO THE KITCHEN WHIE IT STILL CRY AND PLACES IT BESIDES OVEN "OKAY WAIT I WILL MAKE SOME FOD FOR YOU"
MONDO THEN GRABS SOME CANNED BEANS AND PUTS THEM ON FOR 5 MINUTES ON THE OVEN
BOO M
THG E OVEN EXPLODES AND KILLS THE BABY
"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS LIKE THE THIRD TIME IVE KILLED AN D THIS TIME ILL RUIN ISHIMARUS LIFE EVEN MREO GENTLY CARES"
the ned