"Any other stories?" Antonio asked, looking around at the other crew members as they say around the bonfire on the beach.
"I have one, about before we came here!" Peter Kirkland called, jumping from his seat "But it's really more of a song," He smiled.
"Fire away, my boy," The elder chuckled, offering him a small guitar which Peter took gratefully and began playing a soft melody.
"This water is too salty," He started as he strummed the guitar, "For me to even drink, I'd rather walk the dreaded plank, than stay another week." He huffed as he took a seat down next to his boyfriend, Sebastiano and leaning against him.
"But it's you my love, you're my land ahoy~!" Peter sang loudly, pressing a quick kiss to the Italian's cheek before jumping back up as some of the crew began to beat on the tops of rum barrels with their fists.
"And I'm sick of being beaten and whipped and lashed to death, I want one night with no gang rape, but I won't hold my breath," The teen sung bitterly.
"But it's you my love, you're my land ahoy, yeah, you're my boy," He smiled, chuckling softly as his voice rose in volume. "Yo Ho Sebastian, let's go far away! Somewhere, where the captain won't be mad, Yo Ho Sebastian, I wanna love you good and we deserve much better than we've had!" Peter sang, sitting down next to Sebastiano again, and nudging the elder boy with his shoulder softly.
"They say they're gonna kill me If I look at you once more, pissed in my hammock yesterday, so I'll sleep on the floor, I'd be under the sea, but you hold me above, and they put glass in my sandals, so my feet would bleed all day, and they forced me to wear them or they said they'd make you pay, I'd be under the sea, but you hold me above, 'cause you're the man I love," The English, or rather, Sealandic, boy sang softly, his head inclined towards the Seborgan the whole time.
"Yo Ho Sebastian, let's go far away, somewhere, where the captain won't be mad, Yo Ho Sebastian, I wanna love you good and we deserve much better than we've had, the captain found out about us, and ordered them to throw, us both overboard tonight, together we will go...But I'm yours you know, and I'll love you still in hell...And I hope they didn't tie up, your hands as tight as mine... I'll see you on the bed of this blue ocean babe sometime, but I'm yours you know, and I'll love you still in hell...And down we fell...and I'm singing; Yo Ho Sebastian, let's go far away, somewhere, where the captain won't be mad, Yo Ho Sebastian, I wanna love you good and we deserve much better than we've had!" By now, the rest of the crew had joined in singing, clapping and laughing along with the tune.
" Yo Ho Sebastian, let's go far away, somewhere, where the captain won't be mad, Yo Ho Sebastian, I wanna love you good and we deserve much better than we've had! We deserve much better than we've had..." Peter dragged out the final note, grinning at Sebastiano as the crew cheered.
Sebastiano rolled his eyes but smiled back at the other, "Who's this Sebastian?"
I don't own Hetalia, nor do I own the song 'Gay pirates', the amazing Cosmo Jarvis does ^^.
Anyway, criticism and suggestions are highly appreciated, and this story is just a medley of randomness, so feel free to suggest something you would like to see~! Thanks for reading and bye for now!