**Disclaimer** I disclaim Davis. I disclaim the animals.
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A/N: I am insane. This story is insane. This was spur of the moment revision. Dont expect too much more of this sort of thing. So, .......Have fun.

Davis's Safari Adventure...

One day, dear Davis was really bored. He wanted to do something fun. He flew to Africa and went on a wild safari. He rode through the merciless pridelands in the van he stole from Matt. He saw all the animals. He took pictures of them. They made him happy.

"Look! A Zebra!" *snap*
"Look! A giraffe!" *snap*
"Look! An elephant!" *snap*
"Look! A rhino!" *snap*

He laughed gaily as he took pictures. Davis likes the animals. But, alas! The camera made these creatures very angry. The flashing made them see strange dots, which they did not appreciate. They went on a rampage. They see Davis and start heading in his direction. He laughs at the sight.

"Aww! The animals want to play with me!"

The van gets run over and crushed by the rhinos. When Davis stumbles out of van, an angry giraffe comes and whips him hard with its long neck. An elephant uses its hard, sharp tusks and tosses his now limp and broken body into the air. He lands in the middle of a field. A pack of fluffy hyenas come laughing historically, and tear apart the remains of Davis's carcass in an insane bloodfest. Then, the maddened animals take over the world and reproduce uncontrollably.


A/N: This story was originally written by Hypermon, a greatly Insane Humor author. He, for some strange reason, didnt want to post this story. So, i changed it a bit and posted it under my name for all to see. She diserves most credit for the insanity. Check out her stories. KK. R&R.
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