The Day The Noob Had enough
By: WildyWelder
Hexabar Jr Walked Down the dusty Road Toward the Barbarian's Village, his green hair tied behind his head. He had come to meet a friend. He stopped near the entrance to Vannaka's dungeon, where the hill giants were plenty. He had to admit they were pretty powerful, but he could dispatch a few without having to heal. His Maple bow flew from his side to his hands. In an instant the arrows flew towards the giant at an amazing speed. He felled the giant within a few attacks. On the way back from the dungeon he decided he really did not want to go to Barb Village. He was on his way back to Varrock. He saw the occasional firemakers, trying to get more skilled at it by building fires in front of the bank! He put out multitudes of these fires, much to the firemakers dismay. One of them challenged him to fight. He accepted. He was as skilled looking as Hexabar was. It was Zezima. Hexabar launched millions of arrows at the Zez only to have him dodge them. This was frustrating. A crowd of people grew around the Varrock bank, where hexabar had managed to move Zezima towards the fountain. Reldo the Librabrian started writing down what was going on. Even the macroers stopped for a few moments. Hexabar made plans up in his head almost as quickly as the Zez flopped them. Just then Hexabar pulled out his salamander. Zezima did'nt happen to have his with him, in fact it looked as if someone had mugged him. What had happened to him?
"what the hell happened to you?" Hexabar exclaimed. He was'nt going to pick on a weakened Zezima.
"….Falador…. Millions….Los…Los….Lost my sword…cooking…. Food………………"
Zezima dropped to the ground quickly. Millions of other players rushed to his aid.
Hexabar teleported to Falador. He was going to find out who did this.
Falador was in total pandemonium. This was not the wilderness. Millions of players were being slain… by other players! Hexabar took down a few noobs, only to have the Falador garden traders rush towards in a rage, scared that if they went inside the bank they would be slain. Hexabar saw Killer Fin, Skychi and Dogsaysftw trying to fight off the high level bullies attacking the poor traders. Hexabar ran towards the battle. And there he was. Dekisugi. As soon as he saw his mortal enemy, he shot off his black salamander's flame-breath like there was no tommorow. Skychi got the final hit from Dekisugi. The poor high levels were rebelling against the skillers. The pmods and jmods were putting up warning messages, only to be ignored by the Jagex public. Someone started attacking the pmods and jmods, apparently saying "this is for not letting me be a mod, you stupid pl0xer!!" Hexabar could only watch along with Skychi and Fin. What was going on here?
Hexabar walked around, occasionally eating food to bring up his health. Then he saw Him. He was a Runescape Felon, convicted bug abuser, and perm muted. It was Durial123.
….. Hexabar did not even have time to attack, for Dekisugi started occupying his time. Again…
oooooooooo what will happen next?