Here is another SasuNaru, please enjoy. You already know this but since its protocol I guess I'll say it again, I DO NOT OWN NARUTO.
MY LOVE IS…
"I live for my sweet love who gives me a reason to wake up in the morning" Was Naruto's simple answer to Kakashi's why do you choose to get up in the morning.
To a certain Uchiha this was absurd and unspeakable, this was his blonde who the hell was this "person" from hell who was stealing his little kitsunes heart, he must know so he can torture them slowly for having stolen his dobe's heart.
"So Naruto who is this "love of yours anyways?" Sasuke asked barely able to control his emotions. But Naruto was to caught up in describing the love of his life.
"My love is my muse that makes me lick my lips when in front of me." If Naruto had been paying more attention he would have noticed the sharingan being activated. I knew that whore Sai was after my kitsune well he has another thing coming if he thinks ill give him up this easily. While he plotted the many ways to kill his innocent teammate, Naruto continued his description.
"It hurts me so much when I cant have my love, but boy I can have IT just about everywhere in a hotel, heck even against a wall I enjoy having my love there too." Did he just emphasize IT as in someone de-flowered him I will kill them, he just keeps on saying my love why wont you just tell me who the heck it is so I can go kill them, I see you're trying to protect them well it wont work I will kill them I will give my life that it's that bastard SAI. Of course oblivious to the deathly aura that surrounded Sasuke Naruto rambled on.
"… the salty taste, the warmth that I feel when I take them into my mouth, I don't remember how we found each other but my heart was won over the first time Iruka introduced us, (So its not Sai, and this is Iruka's fault I'll kill him too for this, both Iruka and Naruto's "love" will pay dearly) sometimes I will admit I get dirty, and have to go clean my shirt off but I wouldn't change a single one of our moments together, my mouth now a days has a mind of its own it just embraces the noodles on its own, sure I'll have liquid running down my chin…"
Oh no that bastard stole his pureness away… wait noodles, what the hell. He can have it every where in a hotel, or next to a wall, he is in pain when he cant have it, it has salty taste he gets dirty occasionally, Iruka introduced them, his mouth embraces the noodles...
"So you finally figured out he was talking about Ramen and not Sai, know you don't have to hurt my Dolphy-chan." Kakashi whispered.
"RAMEN YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT RAMEN" Sasuke said in a relived voice, displaying too much emotion for an Uchiha might I add.
"What else would I be talking about Sasuke-teme" Naruto said unknowingly giving Sasuke the widest ukeist eyes he could muster.
It took Sasuke's entire will power not to grab him and take him to his house, and since he still had time to conquer the blonde he decided to respond with a simple:
"Hn" Naruto I have time to prepare, (as he plotted he almost missed the scene unfolding in front of him) wait did Neji just grab your ass,
"HYUUGA GET YOUR DIRTY HANDS OFF MY UKE" was his reaction. (I did say almost)
"That is why Neji is currently in the hospital Hinata" Sakura said embarrased by her teammates actions. "That is also why no one is allowed to visit or touch Naruto right now, you see Sasuke is afraid people will try to molest him.
"IRUKA I SAID NO YOU CANT SEE MY UK... I MEAN NARUTO, ESPECIALLY NOT WITH THAT PERVERT BOYFRIEND OF YOURS" came the voice of a very, and I say very angry Uchiha.
So what ya think it's not my personal favorite but I think it came out ok. Review crtizice constructively.