Rewrite of Gidget Goes Hawaiian:
Now what would have happened if the Great Kahuna showed up and played with our two lovebirds? Could he help Gidget and Moondoggie reunite or are things truly over for those crazy kids?
For the sake of this author's sanity, a couple of scenes from the movie have been preserved and therefore will only be referenced instead of going into them. Watch the movie if you are curious as about what happens during those scenes. Hopefully I will give enough information about those scenes so you are not lost. Anyway for the rest of the story, there will be a mixture of rewritten scenes and added scenes.
For those who know the Gidget movies, the character of Judge Hamilton is played by Joby Baker, who played Stinky in the original Gidget movie. So I am letting him reprise his role of Stinky while being referred to now as Judge because honestly if you aren't on a beach being a summer surf bum, do you really want everyone to call you Stinky. Also to avoid confusion Moondoggie's real name is Jeff and when he is in Hawaii thats what everyone calls him. Now just to catch everyone up because I am jumping to the middle of the movie, Gidget and Jeff broke up after he seemed indifferent to her going to Hawaii and missing the rest of his vacation. She was miserable in Hawaii but eventually decided to be happy for her parents sakes. She meets several new friends, mostly male, and one of them, Eddie, kisses her. Jeff flew to Hawaii to make up with Gidget, but of course he arrives and sees Gidget kissing Eddie. They fight again and Jeff finds another girl, Abby, to make Gidget jealous. Abby happens to be one of Gidget's new friends too, but Gidget being in the spotlight is making Abby jealous. So after dinner the whole gang hang out trying to decide what they plan on doing the next day and Jeff, Eddie, and Judge sing to Gidget and that is where my story begins. Got it?
The Hawaiian band began playing a tune that Gidget recognized right away. She began to hula to the beat and everyone watch with amusement. Gidget sat down to listen to the music and the band started singing. Soon Jeff took over singing and Eddie and Judge joined him.
It's not the same
Down by the sea
Since the Gidget came
To Waikiki
You hear the native boys all sighing
Down on Mona Loa bay
Cause when the Gidget goes Hawaiian
She goes Hawaiian all the way
All the way
And nothing less
In her flower lei
And her muumuu dress
Now there's a rumor on the island
She flirts with every passerby
Cause when the Gidget goes Hawaiian
She catches each Hawaiian's eye
(Hawaiian eyes)
Hawaiian eyes
(all open wide)
All open wide
She has the guys
(she has the guys)
All goo goo eyed
(all goo goo eyed)
Now don't think the other females
Don't know what's going on
And there won't be many females
Until the day she's gone
In other words there's no denying
She's really made the island stir
Now that the Gidget's gone Hawaiian
The island's really gone for her
Its gone for her
Well that's the word
By now I'm sure
Everybody's heard
She water skis
She shoots the curl
Everyone agree
That she's quite a girl
Now she's changed her mind
And she's changed her tune
Now she's making time
Underneath the moon
Well goody good for her
(Good for her)
Lots of luck to him
(lots of luck)
Before the guys could sing the last line a voice came from behind the guys.
"Oh he's gonna need a lot more then just luck to be able to handle Gidget."
Everyone turned toward the voice, curious and a little miffed that he had added his opinion. Jeff turned with everyone else wondering why that voice sounded so familiar. There standing on the balcony was a man in a pilot's uniform. Jeff stared hardly believing his eyes. It can't be. Could it? Jeff turned back to Gidget when he heard her gasp.
"Kahuna?"
