Yeah! First chappie! I hope you enjoy my fic!
Nikki and Ashli were walking down the sidewalk. Ashli was humming happily while Nikki was carrying an opened umbrella that blocked the sun for her with a tired expression on her face. Ashli glanced at her friend and smiled brightly.
"Ne Niiikkiii! Aren't you excited about your first day of school?" Ashli asked with far too much enthusiasm that made it seem like sarcasm. Nikki looked at Ashli oddly.
"No. I don't even have to go to this damn school, but Leader-sama insisted that I go."
"Why?"
"I think he said because I needed to be more "social". And he said I would be able to meet the other members of his gang." Ashli blinked as she tried to picture the crazy leader in a gang. She then giggled at the thought of Pein carrying a gun, wearing sagging pants, and a grill.
"Now I cant wait until we get there." She grinned.
Deidara yawned loudly as he sat down in the grass next to his red headed friend. Sasori glanced at the blonde then looked at him oddly.
"Why are you wearing girl jeans?"
"I'm not wearing girl jeans, hmm!" Deidara pouted.
"Yes you are. They're too tight on you and they make you look more like a girl." Sasori replied. Hidan and Kakuzu then walked up to them. Hidan glanced at Deidara and smirked.
"Ha! You're wearing cock-huggers! You're such a fag, Deidara!" Hidan laughed while pointing at Deidara's pants.
"Told you…" Sasori said. Deidara's eyebrow started to twitch.
"I am not a fag, hmm! I am straight, and I can get any girl I want, hmm!"
"Wanna bet on that?" Kakuzu questioned.
"Alright guys that's enough." Everyone turned around to see the man with many piercings known as their leader standing there with his arms crossed and Tobi, Kisame, and Zetsu standing next to him. "Just because Deidara wears girl clothes and looks like one doesn't mean he can't get a girl. Though the girls he might get would be disappointed when they find out he's a guy." Deidara's eyebrow twitched while Tobi giggled.
"Gee thanks Leader, hmm…"
"Anytime!" Pein said cheerfully. Pein then looked around to make sure everyone was here and cleared his throat.
"Alright boys listen up! There are two ladies joining us, so you guys need to act like men instead of boys. This means, no fart jokes, no sex jokes, no talking about the chick you wish you had sex with, and don't cuss as much."
"What!? I don't care if it's the fucking principle! I'm going to cuss as much as I fucking want!" Hidan exclaimed.
"Look we're dealing with women here, Hidan. They're emotional wrecks 24/7, just joking that they look fat in something would set them off. And one of these girls would probably kill you in a heartbeat if you pissed her off. So watch yourselves guys, we aren't dealing with freshmen band geeks." Hidan looked away from his leader then blinked.
"No shit we're dealing with a clumsy chick and some girl with an umbrella." Pein turned to where Hidan was facing to see a short girl who was carrying an umbrella stare down at her friend who was laying on the ground.