Sonic the Hedgehog was bored one day. So, he decided to play a trick on Tails. Also, he really had to poop. Sonic called Tails over, and Tails came over to Sonic's house. Tails knocked on the door, and then rang the doorbell.
"Hello?" Tails asked. "Anyone... home?"
Just then, Sonic stuck his butt out of the window above and spread his butt wide. He proceeded to unleash the beast from withing his bowels, his poop landing on Tails's head. He farted as he laughed to himself.
"Okay what the fuck Sonic!" Tails screamed. "This is the fourth time this month you've pooped on me!"
"Sorry, Tails, but it's just so easy!" Sonic said.
"Oh yeah?" Tails asked. "Well how about this?!"
Tails pulled out a rocket and shoved it up Sonic's butt. He then pressed a button which made the rocket lauch, sending it and Sonic into the air. Then, the rocket exploded, destroying itself and killing Sonic. Tails laughed as he wiped the poop off of himself.
"How do you like that niow, bitch?"