Ouran High School Mini-Adventures Working it Out:
Working it Out
*While walking on the street
Honey: Tamaki? Why are we going to the gym again?
Tamaki: Because, (Dramatic music comes in) as members of the host club, we must strive to always look
physically well! We all know (Zoom in on face with sparkles) looks win half the battle.
Hikaru: Hey Boss, are you sure you're not just trying to work out the extra pounds you gained during last night's dinner?
*Tamaki hides in a corner of shame
*Rosie background appears
Kaoru: Hikaru?
Hikaru: Yes Kaoru?
*Kaoru looks down sadly
Kaoru: You don't think that I gained weight from last night's dinner, do you?
*Hikaru pulls Kauru's chin up to face him
Hikaru: Of course not Kauru, and even of you did...
*Hikaru touches Kaoru's arm and moves in closer
Hikaru: ... I still like your body anyway
Kauru: Oh Hikaru...
Hikaru: Oh Kaoru...
Haruhi: Hate to ruin your guy's little moment, but is it really necessary for you two to act that
way everywhere we go?
*Rosie background disappears
Hikaru & Kaoru: No, but it keeps things interesting.
*Hikaru whispers in Haruhi's ear
Hikaru: Don't you agree?
*Kaoru does the same on Haruhi's other ear
Kaoru: Though you must admit Haruhi... You do like it... Don't you?
Tamaki: WHAT DO YOU TWO THINK YOU'RE DOING WITH MY–
Mori: We're here.
Kyouya: Hm. The picture father showed me made our gym look much bigger than in real life.
Haruhi: You're family owns this too? I thought your family was only involved in hospital related
things.
Kyouya: Well you see, like the resort we visited the last time, my family is what you can say, expanding
its horizons. Besides, wouldn't you agree that a man's physical condition is also an aspect of his
health?
Haruhi: You have a point, but hey, Kyouya?
Kyouya: Yes?
Haruhi: Looks like our friends we're more excited than we thought.
*Tamaki's voice coming from inside
Tamaki: Hey! My, well this doesn't look too heavy to lift!
*Seconds later.
Tamaki: Ooof! Hey a little help anyone? Anyone?
Haruhi: Yeah, I think we should go inside.
*Inside the gym Haruhi sees Tamaki laying down on a bench under a barbell, and dashes towards him
Haruhi: Tamaki! Geez, what's wrong with you?
Tamaki: It didn't look that heavy –pants– plus, it's not my –pants– fault that I can make just about
anything fall for me.
Haruhi: Save your breath Tamaki.
*Haruhi tries to lift the barbell off of Tamaki
Haruhi: Dammit Tamaki! Why –pants –did you have to pick –pants– a barbell that was so –pants– heavy?
Hikaru and Kaoru: We could help.
*Hitachiin brothers smirk at Tamaki
*Tamaki gets enraged at the sight of the two Hitachiin brothers
Tamaki: We don't need your help!
Hikaru and Kaoru: Who says we were planning to help you?
Tamaki: *le gasp*
Hikaru: Yeah boss, we we're actually talking about helping...
Hikaru & Kauru: Haruhi. *smirk*
*Tamaki starts babbling madly
Haruhi: Tamaki will you calm down? And guys, really, I can do this myself so if you both don't mind–
Hikaru & Kaoru: Nonsense.
*Kaoru moves very closely to Haruhi's left
Kaoru: I'll just position myself here...
*Hikaru does the same leaving Haruhi without much personal space
Hikaru: While I position myself here...
Tamaki: YOU TWO BETTER NOT BE DOING WHAT I THINK–
*Barbell is suddenly lifted off Tamaki one-handedly by Mori.
Haruhi: Wow, you sure are strong Mori–sempai.
Hikaru & Kaoru: Psh.. We could've done that.
*Tamaki fixes his gaze on the Tamachiin twins
Tamaki: Oh boys...About that...
*Tamaki lunges at Kaoru and Hikaru and a puff of smoke appears around them with the sight of arms and legs here and there.
*Haruhi sighs at the sight before her
Haruhi: Uhm... I think I'll leave you guys with that.
*Haruhi goes around the gym and spots Kyouya near the front desk writing in his black notebook
Haruhi: Can't leave your notebook for more than one second can you Kyouya?
*Kyouya adjusts his glasses
Kyouya: Might as well calculate last night's expenses before our Prince goes on another one of his
drastic spending sprees –which he will. Eventually.
Haruhi: Don't you want to relax a bit though? You seem to always be working yourself a bit too much
nowadays.
*A pause.
Kyouya: Father did once explain the benefits of an hour of intense workout...
Haruhi: Plus, everyone needs a break every once in a while... Even you Kyouya.
*Kyouya pauses once more as a glint in his glasses temporarily blocks out his expression.
Kyouya: Perhaps you may be correct. Shall we head to the treadmills?
Haruhi: Sure.
*After an hour of sweat plus the additional fights and sexual innuendo here and there, all gathered in the canteen for a snack. Haruhi offered to get the snacks while the rest wait at the table.
Tamaki: *Leans back with arms behind his head* I sure do feel even sexier now.
Hikaru & Kaoru: Right...
*Haruhi returns with a tray full of plates, celery sticks, a bowl of peanut butter, cups, and a pitcher of juice
Hikaru & Kauru: What is that?
Haruhi: *Looks confused* Our snack? Why? I got us celery sticks that we can dip in peanut butter.
I even got us some juice.
*Everyone looks at Haruhi's tray with a confused expression –except for Kyouya
Kyouya: A commoner's snack, I see.
Hikaru: Hey! Will you stop referring to the food I eat as "commoner's" food?
*Tamaki quickly gathers everyone on the table in a private circle leaving Haruhi with a question mark over her head.
Tamaki: Guys! You're all offending Haruhi! She worked hard to prepare us a snack, and you all are
hurting her feelings!
Hikaru & Kauru: We're not eating that.
Tamaki: Must you two always be so uncooperative? Fine. Since no one is brave enough to eat Haruhi's
snack, *dramatic pause* I, shall be the first to taste!
*All go back to the former seating position
Haruhi: What was that all about?
*Tamaki starts patting Haruhi's head repeatedly
Tamaki: Oh nothing my little Haruhi.
Haruhi: Stop that.
Tamaki: So how do you eat this little "snack" you've worked so lavishly hard to prepare for us? *Tamaki
gives the rest a look*
Haruhi: Actually, it didn't take much work to prepare.
*Tamaki looks like he was shot in the heart with a bullet. The twins snicker.
Haruhi: *Continues like nothing happened*I just saw the celery sticks in the mini-refrigerator as well as
the juice. So I got some plates, some cups, and put some peanut butter in a bowl.
*Tamaki bounces back up dazed.
Tamaki: Uhm. Anyway, so how do we eat this delicious delicacy you've whole-heartedly prepared for
us?
Haruhi: Oh it's pretty simple.
*Haruhi demonstrates
*All the members watch like toddlers learning a new lesson –except for Kyouya who's all poker faced.
Tamaki: Is it, *pause* good?
Haruhi: *Still chewing* Tastes pretty good to me.
*Tamaki still looks a bit uneasy.
*Haruhi dips another celery stick and offers it to Tamaki
Haruhi: Here. Try one.
*Tamaki's eyes sparkle
Tamaki: Haruhi? A-Are you offering, to hand feed me?
Haruhi: Quit dreaming. Here take it.
*Tamaki takes the celery stick with peanut butter, and looks at it uncomfortably.
Hikaru: Hey boss, if you can't do it...
Kauro: We could always do it ourselves.
*Tamachiin twins smile
*Tamaki's mind flashes back to the little "cookie incident"
Tamaki: No! I-I can do it! *Points at them* You two shady twins stay where you are!
Kauru: We we're just offering.
Hikaru & Kauru: No need to get all defensive.
*Tamaki glares
Haruhi: Tamaki?
*Tamaki snaps back to normal
Tamaki: Yes my little Princess?
Haruhi: *Unamused* Are you going to eat this or not?
*The rest look at Tamaki intently.
*Eyes closed, Tamaki takes a swift intake of breath before taking a bite.
*Second later...
Honey: Tamaki? Are you okay?
*Tamaki's face is covered by his bangs
Tamaki: *In a sudden outburst* THAT'S ONE OF THE BEST THINGS I'VE EVER TASTED SINCE INSTANT COFEE! *sparkle* *sparkle*
*In utter gay joy Tamaki starts hugging and complimenting Haruhi non-stop.
Hikaru & Kauru: Can we try?
Haruhi: *Still trying to push Tamaki away* Sure, –Tamaki! Will you cut it out!
Honey: Like this Haruchan?
*Honey takes a celery stick and dips it in the peanut butter.
Haruhi: Yup.
*Honey takes a bite as the rest watch him intently.
Honey: Mmm! This is really yummy Haruchan!
*Honey dips another celery stick and eats –clearly unaware of the looks of awe
*Soon the twins shrug each try a piece
Hikaru & Kauru: It's not that bad after all.
Kyouya: Might as well take advantage of this opportunity. It's not every day one eats like a commoner.
Haruhi: I heard that.
*Mori also eats one, and afterwards grunts in approval. Or so it seems.
*Soon all finish eating, except for Honey –who has moved on to the "cake" portion of snack time.
Kyouya: Well, I'd say it's about time that we all get cleaned up, and ready to leave. The showers are near
the lockers.
*Haruhi gets her backpack and is about to head to the showers when a voice calls her
Hikaru: *Eyes Tamaki before speaking to Haruhi* Oh Haruhi...
*Haruhi turns and faces Hikaru
Haruhi: Yeah?
Hikaru: Looks like you forgot something...
*Kauru appears from behind Hikaru's back and waves a white towel
*Haruhi gives her bag a quick check, and realizes in the process that that is indeed her towel
Haruhi: H-Hey! Give that back!
*Both of the twins glace at Tamaki devilishly before running
Hikaru & Kauru: You'll have to catch us first! *laughs*
*The twins dash to the shower room and snicker. Cloths that suspiciously look like shirts are thrown out into to open after the twins enter the shower room's entrance.
*Haruhi starts running towards the shower room
Haruhi: That's not funny guys!
*Right behind her is Tamaki who also yells
Tamaki: HARUHI! DON'T GO IN THERE! THEY'LL ROB YOU OF YOUR INNOCENCE!
Kyouya: And there they go again.
END.