Dimensions Collide Chapter 1

This will not be completely dedicated to Naruto and Sakura. A lot of my OC characters will have interesting pasts as well. There may be some Sasuke bashing. Sasuke fans have been warned. Also this fanfic happens to be set a little beyond where the series is right now. And before anyone asks, yes Naruto failed at his 3rd attempt to bring back Sasuke and Jiraiya survives his encounter with pain.

Disclaimer: You know I don't own Naruto….. If I ever do the sexy justu, it will never be done with smoke again.


It had been a while since the sand mission had occurred but Naruto just couldn't get a certain question out his.

Naruto: Kakashi-sensei, what did you do to the Akatsuki guy's arm.

Kakashi: That, I simply sucked his arm into a different dimension.

Naruto: SIMPLY? How is that simple? Wouldn't that mean you made something like a blackhole?

Kakashi: True, but it wasn't nearly as strong as one.

Naruto: Hmm… wait. You sent his arm to a different dimension?

Kakashi: I believe I said that - 5 seconds ago.

Naruto: Hahaha shut up. Anyway, do you think that you could bring anything from that dimension?

Kakashi: Probably, but what would I bring to this dimension? Furthermore, it would be impossible to send back whatever I bring here.

Naruto: So have you ever tested it?

Kakashi: No, and I never will.

Naruto: Hmm… O well Naruto pulls out a book Well I finally got around to writing the first new Icha Icha book after Ero-sennin passed the series to me, and I thought you would be the first to get one, sigh, but oh well.

Naruto thought he saw what looked like a smile on his sensei's face before they left.


Naruto and Kakashi arrived at team 7's training ground to test if they really could bring some thing from a different dimension. There was a nostalgic sight of the wooden training pole.

Kakashi: Okay then, now that nothing is in the way, lets see if you're right about my jutsu.

Naruto: Yeah! Yeah! Hurry up, I want to see if this works or not.

Kakashi did his hand sign and started to form the technique. He stayed like this for a few minutes and nothing happened.

Kakashi: Naruto, I don't think anything is going to happen. It just seems like a waste of time.

Naruto: Awwww… I really wanted to see -

A small, black hole formed in the sky in the direction of Kakashi's sight. The image around the hole warped. Naruto became very anxious. Seconds later, a pile of people fell through the hole that Kakashi had made. The hole closed back up and the surrounding space returned to normal.

One of them yelled out with an ecstatic voice.

Guy(1): Damn it, Travis, did you have to pull us with you?!

Someone with a deeper, calmer voice replied.

Guy(2) Shane, just calm down, killing him won't help anyone.

Shane: It'll help me calm down. Joe you really let him get away with too much.

Joe: No, you just make too many death-threats.

The one named Shane is an average height guy with an average build. He wore black baggy pants with a white T-shirt and a black jacket. He has extremely short black hair and gray eyes. Shane stands up and starts helping his friends up

Joe stands up tall and brushes his brown khakis off. His shirt is light blue with brown, strange lettering. His brown hair is parted in two ways and forms a widow's peak on his forehead. His blue eyes complete the matching pattern.

Flailing on the ground, a tall guy with brown, curly hair screamed with a slightly whiny voice. This one is apparently Travis.

Travis: AAHHH! Where am I?

Jake is heavy set, about 6 feet tall wearing camo cargo pants, boots and an earthen red long sleeved shirt and currently laying on his back.

Joe: You can stop with the death threats too. You know he said that to me at least 40 times today and you hasn't tried to kill me once. Hey, Jake, you're sitting on Travis.

Jake is heavy set, about 6 feet tall wearing camo cargo pants, boots and an earthen red long sleeved shirt and currently laying on his back.

Jake: Um guys… We aren't alone.

Shane: looks at Naruto and Kakashi Hmm… Jake's right.

Naruto: Umm… Kakashi-sensei, if they aren't from this dimension then how are they speaking our language?

Kakashi: Naruto, there are things in this world that will always remain a mystery.

Naruto: But what about their world!?

Shane: Hey, you guys hungry? We can introduce ourselves while we eat.

Naruto: How the hell do you speak in our language, you just got here, are you psychic or something.

Shane: Of course Im not psychic, I've spoken English my entire life

Naruto: English? Oh you mean Japanese.

Shane: No I mean English.

Naruto: Japanese (Evil Glare)

Shane: English (Evil Glare)

Kakashi: Umm… why don't you just say its both and drop it.

Naruto: Fine, I still wanna know who you are!

Shane: And Im still hungry, you find out while I eat!

Naruto: Fine, let's go to Ichiraku

Kakashi: (whispers to Naruto) Naruto, I am not telling them about the whole they cant go back thing.

Naruto: Damn


Naruto, Kakashi, Shane, Joe, Travis and Jake all arrive at Ichiraku and order a bowl of Ramen, Kakashi's treat of course.

Shane: Thanks for the food, uhmm….

Kakashi: Kakashi Hatake, and this is my student, Naruto Uzumaki.

Shane: Well, thanks Kakashi, I'm Shane Fraley, these guys stuffing there faces are, Joe, Travis and Jake.

Kakashi: Hmm well at any rate there are some are definitely some things we need to discuss.

Shane: Like?

Kakashi: Well…. Naruto why don't you tell him.

Naruto: WHAT, sigh okay…..

After Naruto finished telling there new friends the situation they were in, Kakashi looked up from his bowl of Ramen to see the reactions.

Shane: So basically we got thrown into a different dimension and there is absolutely no way for us to go back, right.

Naruto: Ummm well…………. Basically…yeah.

Shane: ………O well earth sucked anyway

Travis: He's got a point it was pretty boring.

Jake: College was okay buy this good too.

Joe: (twitch) HOW CAN YOU ALL TAKE THIS SO EASILY?

Shane: I dunno, I've had a weird life so far so this isn't much of a stretch for me.

Travis and Jake: Ditto

Kakashi: Well anyway we will definitely have to report this to Tsunade-sama, she wont be happy about the paper work she will probably have to do.

Shane: Tsunade? Who is that?

Kakashi: You will see soon enough.

Naruto: I just hope Grandma Tsunade isn't sleeping, she'll probably kill us if we wake her up AND give her news like this.


After the group walks to the Hokage's tower and finally get to the door Kakashi and Naruto open the door to find Tsunade actually working on her paper work.

Naruto: Hey ummm.. Grandma Tsunade we need to talk to you, it's urgent.

Tsunade: (Twitch) What's urgent, and why do you need GRANDMA for it?

Naruto: Well…

After a long explaination, and many threats made to both Naruto and Kakashi, Tsunade grabs Kakashi's head with right hand and Naruto's head with left and force them into a bow facing Shane and his group.

Tsunade: I cannot apologize enough for what these two IDIOTS have done. We will do anything within our power to make up for what happened.

They rise from the bow.

Shane: Well, we will need help setting up lives here, also is there any kind of what kind of jobs pay well here.

Tsunade: Well we are a Ninja village the best job to sign up for would be that.

Shane, Joe, Travis, Jake: NINJAS!?!!?!

Tsunade's thoughts: I think I know what job they want.

Tsunade: I will have to ask you to about your plan in relation to the clans of konoha.

Travis: Clans….. you mean like…..families?

Tsunade: Yes, to be blunt you will either have to join an existing clan or start your own.

Shane: I think I'll join one.

Joe: probably a good Idea.

Travis: yeah, I'll join one too, I hope I get a little brother.

Jake: Well, everyone is doing it.

Tsunade: Okay then we will have to assign you families then, Naruto you will take……Shane.

Shane: Shane Uzumaki huh, well it doesn't sound bad I guess

Naruto: Okay

Tsunade: And Naruto, you will need to train him too

Naruto: But Grandma…..

Tsunade: NO BUTS you caused this problem you solve it. As for the rest of you I will contact several clans to see if they will take you in.


Several hours later a few three people from different families showed up to accept Joe, Travis and Jake into there Clans.

Shane: So who are these three?

Naruto: The shy girl is Hinata Hyuga, the guy with the bowl-cut is Rock Lee and Lastly the one that's scowling in Kiba Inuzuka.


Joe's conversation

Joe: Hello its nice to meet you, my name's Joe.

Hinata: Th-The Pleasure is all mine.


Travis' Conversation

Rock Lee: WE MUST FAN OUR FLAMES OF YOUTH WITH TRAINING, TRAINING TO BECOME THE GREATEST NINJA!

Travis: I like flames. (Smile)


Jake's Conversation

Jake and Kiba are scowling at each other.

Jake's thoughts: Oh great he looks REALLY stupid!

Kiba's thoughts: Oh great he looks REALLY stupid!