"So, Jaune!" Taiyang leaned in conspiratorially, "Which of these lovely ladies are you making your bed with?"

"Uh, wha-?"

"Oh you don't gotta play dumb with me, kiddo, which of these gals are you 'dancing' with at night?"

"Uh, neither I-"

"NEITHER? Well have you got a girlfriend outside of your team?"

"I, uh, no."

"Oh I see… You're batting for the other team. That's fine, no shame in that. I guess that means that means you're with tall, dark and hair-dye over there?"

"Not in a thousand years, Jaune," Ren interjected.

"I'm not even-" Jaune attempted to defend himself.

"Well then what is it, huh?"

"My girlfriend, Pyrrha, she died at the Battle of Beacon."

Tai closed his eyes, and nodded solemnly, "Ah, this reminds me of my first marriage. Beautiful black-haired girl, Raven, Qrow's sister!"

"I hate you, Tai," Qrow added.

"And she was great! Really quiet, bickered with Qrow nonstop, so obviously I had a kid with her, Yang!"

"What?" Yang walked in from the other room.

"And everything was great for a while! And then she disappeared!" Tai seemed very chipper about the whole ordeal.

"That's uh… terrible."

"Ah, that reminds me of my second marriage. Beautiful, red-and-black haired girl, Summer, Qrow's girlfriend!"

"I hate you, Tai."

"And she was great! She was always so kind, was always nice to Qrow, really, really nice to Qrow, so obviously I had a kid with her, Ruby!" Tai paused, expecting Ruby to walk in, "And everything was great for a while! And then she died!"

"That's," Jaune was at a loss for words, "Terrible?"

"What was I talking about again? Oh yeah, that's why you should always sleep with your teammates. Was that girl Pyrrha your teammate?"

"Yeah she was, but I didn't… I mean, we never got a chance to…"

"Oh I see. Well, you've got to play catch-up then! Y'know, when I first came to Beacon, I made a promise to myself: entire team!"

A beat passed, "What?" Nora finally broke the silence.

"Yep, entire team! I was gonna sleep with my entire team!"

"Wasn't Qrow on your team?"

"Entire team! It's a work in progress, but if Qrow would just-"

"I hate you, Tai."

"Like I said, Jaune, you've got some catching up to do. Since Ren seems opposed to the idea, what about Ruby?"

"That's your daughter!" Jaune was aghast.

"And she is a perfectly reasonable adult who can make her own decisions!"

Jaune sighed, "No, I haven't slept with Ruby. Can we please stop talking about this?"

"Well then that puts you at zero for five, Jaune. I don't think you're very good at this 'Entire Team' thing yet. That's okay, I have hope that you'll get the hang of it!"

"I don't… I won't…"

Yang rested her hand on Jaune's shoulder, "It's okay, Jaune, I'm not even able to do the Entire Team because I've got Ruby. At least you have a chance."

"You too!?"

Jaune shot up from his sleeping bag, the barn's cold breeze passing over him.

Neo was also up, looking at him with bleary brown eyes, "Jaune, what were you mumbling about the entire team for?"

"Nothing!"