Title: White & Red
Rating: Rated for senbonzakura's mouth
Character(s): Senbonzakura, Kuchiki Byakuya
Summary: Zenbonsakura is actually rather sure he's a guy, a very manly man—by God, he used to a blacksmith!—well, before he became a non-gender specific tree. Which shot out hordes of pink petals. And it was all Kuchiki's fault.
If there is one, goddamned thing that I hate that bastard Kuchiki for, then it's the fact that his reiatsu is white. It could have been blue. Or yellow. Or, hell, even green! But, no, that fucking bastard has to have white reiatsu. And no one would question my gender if Kuchiki didn't have a white fucking aura, bastard.
I am male, damnit!
And I am most certainly not effeminate (like the bastard or that freak, Fuji Kujaku). After all, before I became a non-gender specific tree, I was a blacksmith. A very manly man. And it's all Kuchiki's fault I became a non-gender specific tree, thank you very much.
No, I do not have issues.
And I hate the color pink.
And when my brilliant red aura and Kuchiki's fucking white aura combine, guess what happens? All of my exquisite, graceful, and above all beautifully crafted blood-colored blades turn pink. An extraordinarily girly pink, the kind of pink every five-year-old female wants her birthday pony to be.
And I am not five.
Or female.
And then he let us be defeated by that jerk, Zan-what's-his-name. We so could have taken that jerk if Kuchiki had just listened to me. But no he had to go and be all honorable. Again. And almost get us kill, again. And almost got me assigned to his next incarnation, again.
Fucking bastard.
AN: Well, most stories seem to make Senbonzakura a girl, but what if he was a guy?
Fuji Kujaku: Yumichika's sword