Harry Naughty was a bad wizard. He used his scrying abilities to
peek at girls' undies. Using his mind control powers, he made out with
muggles in dark alleyways. This particular wizard had been raised by the
his father, a fellow pervert and the owner of a strip club. He had only
found out he was a wizard when he found out he could see through clothing.
Joining a school of wizardry, he had learned to strengthen his powers.
On Christmas, he had received a invisibility cloak from his father.
Use this 'appropriately' said the card. He and his friend, Ron the Weasel
stared happily at the invisibility cloak. Think of all the things they
would be able to see!!
Later that night, they decided to go exploring. First going to the
girls' dorm, they saw nothing interesting there and left. Walking through
the winding hallways, they found a trap door, which was being guarded by a
3-headed talk show host. These were a dangerous species because they could
talk your ears off. Taking out a porno mag, they chucked it at the
monster. Seeing the mag, the monster grabbed it and crept into a corner to
read it. Taking off the cloak, they slowly they entered through the trap
door.
Around them, millions of keys fluttered in the air. Pulling off his
pants, Harry gave the keys his best moon. Turning away disgustedly, Ron
muttered to himself , "There's a new meaning to 'dark side of the moon'."
Only one key was unfazed by the moon, quickly grabbing it, they stuck it into the hole and turned. The next chamber was enormous. In the center, were lots of hot ladies posing on a bed. This was the room of temptation. They had to survive! Covering their eyes, they tried to resist the chicks. Slowly, they took uncontrollable steps toward the bed. Trying to stop themselves, they found a crack in the floor and held on. Soon it was over, the illusions had disappeared and a door magically appeared. Stepping into the final chamber, they saw many, many thrones (toilets). A girl that was sitting on one saw them and screamed. Quickly retracing their steps, they noticed the sign on top of the door, Sorceress' Lavatory. Using their magic, they magicked up a piece of paper and a pencil. Ron carefully took down instructions to the girls' lavatory. Happily they strode back to their dorm.
Only one key was unfazed by the moon, quickly grabbing it, they stuck it into the hole and turned. The next chamber was enormous. In the center, were lots of hot ladies posing on a bed. This was the room of temptation. They had to survive! Covering their eyes, they tried to resist the chicks. Slowly, they took uncontrollable steps toward the bed. Trying to stop themselves, they found a crack in the floor and held on. Soon it was over, the illusions had disappeared and a door magically appeared. Stepping into the final chamber, they saw many, many thrones (toilets). A girl that was sitting on one saw them and screamed. Quickly retracing their steps, they noticed the sign on top of the door, Sorceress' Lavatory. Using their magic, they magicked up a piece of paper and a pencil. Ron carefully took down instructions to the girls' lavatory. Happily they strode back to their dorm.