As an Angel Loses Its Wings...

Crack fic two! That means that I've been having more brain farts than ever! Joyous rapture! Okay, this is Christmas themed, and takes place before the Tower of Salvation. Still, there are spoilers from after that. Be warned. There's nothing too bad here. It was inspired by a two panel comic I just did, which means it will be very short. Enjoy!

"Tomorrow's Christmas!!! Woo!" Lloyd jumped around all over the inn room. Colette smiled at him. She and Genis were hanging ornaments on the inn's tree. They had volunteered to decorate the tree the Asgard inn had gotten for the holidays, seeing as they were the only guests.

Meanwhile, Raine was experimenting with her cooking. Kratos was in the room covering his ears from all the noise… coughLloydcough

So, there was one thing left…the angel at the top of the tree.

Lloyd took a deep breath, "KRATOS!" The mercenary in response walked down the stairs slowly.

"What do you want Lloyd?" Kratos rubbed his temples.

"You're the tallest, so you'll put the angel on the top of the tree," Lloyd pointed to the little angel.

"Fine," growled Kratos, snatching the angel from the other swordsman's hand. Of course, no one thought of A. sticking Colette on top of the tree, or B. getting her to fly up there and place it on the top. But then again, it's Lloyd.

Kratos, angel in hand, reached up, but could not reach the top. He got on tip toes, and reached out, again falling short.

"Damn, Damn, Damn," Kratos muttered, dropping the angel to the floor. Colette saw him struggle, and went off in some direction, screaming something about ladders.

Lloyd was also watching, and listening, and he gasped, "Kratos! Don't you know that every time you curse, an angel loses its wings?!" (…ignoring the fact that Lloyd curses, too.)

Kratos stared at him blankly. He remembered earlier, when his wings had suddenly fell off at the same time Raine had cursed at a failed cooking attempt. He gulped, barely whispering, "So that's where they went…" It had happened some times before, but they always came back. "I'm going to the room," Kratos muttered weakly.

Up in Derris-Kharlan, Yggdrasill was on his knees, head up, arms extended to the heavens above, screaming, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" At that moment, Yuan walked in, and immediately covered his ears.

"Lord Yggdrasill…LORD YGGDRASILL!!!" Said Yggie was still unresponsive. Just then, Yuan noticed some rainbow things on the ground. He gasped, seeing as they were wings, in full form on the ground.

Yuan, as if in a trance, pulled out his wings, and watched as they fluttered to the ground. He walked over next to Yggdrasill, got down on his knees, raised his arms and head, and started to scream, all the while, Yggdrasill was screaming, himself. It was a Grand Chorus of No.

Somewhere else on Planet Angel, Remiel was brushing his hair, humming a happy tune. Suddenly, his bird-like wings fell off, twitching on the ground. Remiel fainted.

That day, three angels had lost their wings, all because of three words uttered by Kratos.

How was it? It was just some random idea, so don't blame me. This is a collection of spoofs. So, yeah. Review?