Ten Ways to Annoy

by EmpressOfSarcasm

Ten ways to annoy every character you can think of in the Maximum Ride series! I do take requests for each character! This will be so much fun...

1. The Fearless Leader

Ten Ways To Annoy…

Max

1. Tell her that Fang ditched her for the Red-Haired Wonder

2. Write tomorrow's date on the back of her neck while she's sleeping.

3. Tell her that Fang is in love with Iggy.

4. Tell her she should go emo.

5. Ask her if she's pregnant.

6. Pay Gazzy ten bucks to say in Max's voice, "I love you soooo much, Dylan!"

7. Say, "I love you thiiisss much!" while holding your arms out wide.

8. Remind her that she dated a possible traitor (Sam) and broke Fang's heart.

9. Say, "Are we there yet?" every ten seconds during a really long flight.

10. Write tomorrow's date on the back of Fang's neck.

So this is my new story. I wanted to put it up sooner, but I got lazy and forgot. (Stupid math homework.) So here it is.

Anywhoo… R&R. Flames welcome (just so I can burn math homework, Edward Cullen, and Dylan.)

The next person we'll annoy: Fang!

-Empress A$h