AN: Hello, I'm Turn back Tuesday. I like writing and just recently fell in love with Young Justice. I don't know why I'm telling you this your probably not reading my little note. Or you're not reading my story at all.

But I digress, this isn't my first story (my other ones suck; don't read them!) but I want to make a good impression :) Obviously it's YJ and JL centric one-shots and drabbles but a lot of them willfocus on Robin, 'cause I love that little ninja. :D Also, I know it's in the summary but once again, there will be hints of slash. Don't go and flame the story and say I didn't warn you. That meant you weren't reading my little Authors Note. Oh, and one last thing: there's no Artemis! I don't particularly like her.

Lol, this chapter is PURE CRACK. Not to be taken too seriously...

I don't know why I have to put this... but I don't own Young Justice or the Justice League

1: Mistakes, Misuse, Misguided

To say that the occupants of Mount Justice were a little stressed was an understatement. The five young heroes were at wits end, muted curses and angry grumbles were heard throughout the dark chambers of the mountain, more so than ever. Two days ago during training, Conner, who, due to obvious reasons, always held back, swatted Wally down like it was nothing and went after the training dummies for a good hour before Kaldur somehow managed to restrain him. A good portion of the young clone's anger was released that day; however the training room might just never be the same.

However, the unhealthily high levels of stress wasn't Conner's fault. No, it was the Justice League's. Two weeks ago, the Watch Tower's electrical system malfunctioned causing an explosion in one of the many labs and a poison so potent entered the vents that an estimation of five weeks would be needed to clean up the secret base. The new, temporary base of operations was to be held at Mount Justice. Most of the Justice League only stopped by during the day but the mentors, and Black Canary and Red Tornado, who already stayed there prior to the incident, took up residency for the time being.

Things went downhill pretty quickly from there, and it most certainly didn't get any better. Throughout the two weeks the heroes became agitated and restless. Unfortunately, no villains seemed to be around for use as a good punching bag. The first, and unsurprisingly, to fall victim to the souring mood within the mountain's walls was Batman. But perhaps that anger was from three weeks ago when Robin pestered him to tell the team about his secret identity. And won. All were quick to avoid the Caped Crusader. Flash was always restless and the others, especially John, were better at masking there stress.

The same can't be said for their young counterparts. The young ones didn't seem to adjust to the constant presence of heroes and dealt with their stress in their own ways. Conner, who had his stress manifest into anger and due to lack of social skills, was practically non-existent. For all Cadmus was worth; it seems they weren't able to install a sense of good manners into the boy.

Kaldur spent most of his time lurking in the pool or at the beach with Aquaman. The only way you could tell he was agitated was a slight twitch of the eye of his normally collected facial expression when someone was being destructive to the sense of peace he was trying install.

Most of the time it was Wally. And speaking of the Speedster, Wally took to personally pissing off ever hero he came across paths with. Well, it's not really Wally's fault; just his stupidity's. At least he and his mentor were good for keeping moral up. For all of the Kid Flashes nuisances he always seemed to put a smile on at least two hero's faces.

Megan, to relieve her stress, took to cooking. She's what one would call a stress baker, if the piles of cookies and mountain of assorted baked goods were anything to go by. On the plus side her cooking drastically improved and it kept the occupants of Mount Justice well fed.

But it was Dick who took the metaphorical icing to the imaginary cake; it seems when he is frazzled he grows devious . A strange glint entered his eyes after the first few days. Bruce knew something big was to come from the thirteen-year-old. But now, as the other occupants settled in, Dick grew more insidious as each day passed, Pulling harmless pranks with Wally and laughing his usual, borderline insane cackle.

In the events that were to follow most would say that, perhaps, Robin had taken it too far.

"Shit." The speedster said as he entered the kitchen at break-neck pace, almost crashing into the huge piles of sweet treats that had built up by the island.

"Wally," admonished Megan as she pulled yet another pie out of the oven, "please, watch your language." He would have responded with a flirt to her, as usual but with the holes that were being drilled into his head from said Martian's uncle, well, maybe it wasn't a good idea.

The Martian Manhunter sat at the counter with the rest of the Mentors, Aqualad and Superboy were off to the side discussing training tactics with Black Canary and Green Arrow. Luck was on his side that day, for his uncle was in a discussion with the Bat and Superman and didn't seem to catch his slip of tongue. He glanced at Red Tornado who probably heard but if the android had, he gave no indication to the ginger.

The four previously discussing battle tactics came back to the main group and sat down again. It was a weird, demented twist the words "family get-together" There was a pregnant pause before Megan broke it, to lighten the mood, "Hello, Megan!" She said to herself before back to the heroes sitting around the island, "Do you guys want to help me bake?" she said shyly, glancing at her team mates.

Wally was at her side in an instant, "Anything for you, sweets" He said with a blinding smile.

"No." Conner grumbled before standing up to help her anyway. Clark shared a look with Barry, who shook his head in exasperation and smiled broadly before whispering, "Teens."

Kaldur stood with grace and walked over to the other young heroes, "I will assist you as well, Megan. But does anyone know what happened to Robin?" Batman perked up at this and set a heavy gaze to the teens, indicating that he wanted to know the answer as well.

But it wasn't any of them who answered, it was the king of the sea who did, "I saw the little bird fiddling with some electronics in his room a few hours ago." Orin said while inspecting some goldfish snacks that were left on the counter with slightly knitted brows.

"Should we get him?" Megan asked concerned.

"No," Batman growled out, "If he's too wrapped up and forgets about dinner, then that's his fault."

Clark furrowed his brows. "But... you do that all the time."

Another brief pause crept upon the heroes. In the distance Green Arrow snickered. Megan once again saved them all, "Oh, um, okay. So, Wally, can you make the icing?"

The fastest boy alive beamed before darting around the kitchen to get the ingredients. It took less then five seconds. "I will, but nothing will ever be as sweet as you." he said while waggling his eyebrows. Conner grunted as he started on the new batter and Kaldur placed a somewhat comforting hand on a livid looking John.

Meanwhile, Wally was trying to figure out how to get the blender to work. "Hey, Red Tornado, how do I work this thing? Can't you, like, talk to it or something?"

"Try plugging it in." Was the indifferent reply. "And, no, I cannot."

"Oh, shut up." He said to his uncle who started to chuckle with the Green Arrow and Aquaman.

A gentle whirring was heard from the blender and the Justice League members talked quietly. Conner sneezed when he added too much flour to the dough causing the fine powder to settle in his hair. Megan giggled and wiped it away. Wally stopped it and opened it to get a taste "Mmh... it's good. Hey, Kaldur, want some? Hm, let me just mix it for a little longer..."

Kaldur's eyes widened, "No, Wally-"

It was too late; the unlidded blender roared to life, splattering white frosting everywhere. Luckily, with his super speed, Wally ducked avoiding the mess. Unfortunately, at the same time the Boy Wonder entered the kitchen. The sticky mess splattered all over his clothes, hair, and face.

"-the lid." Kaldur finished lamely. All eyes were trained on Dick. The mischievous look entered his eyes instantly making The Dark Knight wary of his apprentice. Slowly Dick lifted a frosting covered hand to his face. A small, pink tongue darted past his lips and tasted the frosting.

"Mmh. It is good, Wally." He said softly peering into Wally's emerald eyes with his baby blue ones. At this point Kid Flash's eyes were as wide as dinner plates and a blush extended all the way to his neck and ears. Kaldur coughed and looked away a blush on his own face. Conner stared. And stared. A lost look was on his face.

Dick's eyes flitted over to where the mentors sat. With wide eyes, he touched his face and pulled away with more icing on his fingers. Quickly those fingers were in his mouth licking away at the frosting. Next to Clark, Bruce sat, shaking in anger. Clark wouldn't admit that Dick was cute because that would be creepy. And he just didn't do creepy. He also feared the wrath of the caped man next to him. Barry on the other hand, like his apprentice, was transfixed on the thirteen-year-old. Oliver was in the same state. Orin had to keep telling himself that he had a wife. John simply looked away; refusing to believe what he was seeing. Dinah and Megan both had identical grins of happiness as they shared knowing glances with each other. Through it all, Red Tornado sat there motionless, unaffected by his colleges distress.

The young boy continued till there was no more icing on his hands. Still all the occupants of the room were frozen. That was until Batman stood up abruptly from his seat, looking livid.

"RICHARD JOHN GRAYSON," He bellowed out after the retreating boy, "Get back here right now!"

Dick's laughter could be heard throughout the base.

See? Pure crack. Well, anyway please tell me how you think. And until then, see ya later

Mistake: Wally was blender happy

Misuse: Dick abuses his right to be sexy

Misguided: The men of YJ and JL are confused...

Until then

TBT

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