I'm back! This is what happens after you watch Noggin too much and see
those stupid stories that they make up and invent your own versions. Oh,
and Jin is going to do the disclaimer.
Jin: Do I hafta?
Yes. Now hurry up and I might give you some sugar.
Jin: Okey-Dokey! This lassie here owns nothing but 'er stuff. Can I have
candy now?
Fine, here. -Hands him a bag of candy- Now, on with the fic!
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Story One: The Three Little Pigs
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// You see chaos and disorder. Suddenly a young girl of twelve steps out
and everyone becomes quiet//
Me: Hurry up, the production starts in an hour!
Everyone: Do we have to do this?
Me: Yes, every single one of you has to do their part. Or you can face the
wrath of my English book.
-Everyone scuttles around, doing make-up, putting on costumes, etc.-
Me: Everyone ready?
Everyone: Yes Megz.
Me: Good. Now, here's the script. You can take it on the stage if you must.
Kurama: Yahoo! I'm not a girl in this twisted story!
Me: Are you so sure about that?
Kurama: No ma'm, I will do whatever. Please don't make me play a girl.
Me: Fine, you can have your wish.
Kurama: Phew. Thank you Megz.
Me: Yeah you're welcome. Hurry up and get in you costumes everyone!
The Cast & Crew
Me: Narrator Person
Kurama: The First Pig
Yusuke: The Second Pig
Myara: The Last Pig
Kuwabaka: The Wolf
Naniona: Apple Selling Lady
Juan: Lights & Curtains
Cassy: Props & Costumes
Hiei: Scenery
Me: Okay, here we go!
-Everyone goes to their places-
Me: Once upon a time, there were three related pigs. -Curtain goes up,
revealing Yusuke, Myara, and Kurama- They were happy little pig. -Pigs
dance around- Until they got kicked out of the pig colony.
-Scene changes to a large, desolate field-
Me: Yeah, and they had to build houses so that they wouldn't get cold and
stuff like that. -You see the pigs building houses-
Me: That first pig decided to make his house out of straw & mud. -Kurama is
standing by his house of straw & mud- that second little pig decided to
make his house out of grass. -Yusuke is standing by a poorly constructed
grass house- And that last pig was smart so she went and bought a house.
-Myara standing in front of a three bedroom house miraculously right next
to the other two houses-
-All three pigs go into their houses and shut the doors-
Me: And then one bright sunny day a wolf came and saw pig #1's house. He
went up to the house and said.
Kuwabaka: Let me in you stupid pig.
Me: And the pig said.
Kurama: No way am I going to let an idiot like you into my house!
Me: So, the wolf really wanted that pig after that. Then he got a brilliant
plan.
Kuwabaka: I'm gonna get on the roof and smash that house in!
Me: But little did that big, lumbering baka realize that the pig, being
smart, had gone out of the back door to the second pig's house. So the mud
and straw house was smashed for no reason.
Kuwabaka: Hey, where did Kurama go?
Me: So the wolf went to the next house and said.
Kuwabaka: Hey Urameshi! Let me into your poorly constructed grass house!
Me: And the pig said.
Yusuke: Stupid mofo, I'd rather go fuck myself than let you into my poorly
constructed grass house.
Me: Then the wolf got a plan.
Kuwabaka: I'll blow down the poorly constructed grass house with my.
Hairdryer?!
Me: Yes you blubbering oaf, the hairdryer that Cassy gave you.
Kurama: Why a hairdryer?
Me: Because I said so now blow down the stupid house already!
-Kuwabaka turns on the hairdryer to high, and blows away the poorly
constructed grass house-
Me: Little did the baka realize that the 2 pigs had already been gone for
like, two minuets.
Kuwabaka: Hey, where are Urameshi and Kurama??
Me: Then he saw the third house and went to knock on the door.
Kuwabaka: Hey, Myara let me in to your house!
Myara: When I become a princess I will let you in my house.
Kuwabaka: Well, would you like to go buy apples with my on Friday?
Myara: Yea, fine.
-Time gap: to Friday-
Me: So Myara went to go get apples from the apple lady way before Kuwabaka
could even get up.
Myara: Hello Naniona. I'd like to buy fourteen bags of apples please.
Naniona: Here you go little sis. -Hands her apples-
Myara: Thank you, I really must be going now.
-Time gap: an hour-
Kuwabaka: Hey lady! Have you seen a pretty lady come by here?
Naniona: Yea, she left an hour ago.
Kuwabaka: Aw man. Well, I have another plan!
Me: So, the idiot went to a costume shop to go get a Santa costume.
-Kuwabaka is in a costume shop-
Kuwabaka: Hey lady can I get that costume right there? -Points-
Lady: Yea, that'll be for dollars and seven cents.
-Kuwabaka hands her the money-
Meanwhile.
Me: Hey sis! That blubbering stooge is gonna come down the chimney
tomorrow!
Myara: Why are you telling me this? You are just the narrator.
Me: Yea, and I'm also the authoress of this twisted tale.
-So the baka comes the next day and tries to go down the chimney but gets
stuck-
Me: And when he got out of the chimney, he fell into a pot of water and was
boiled to death. -Kuwabara's screams can be heard- And they lived happily
ever after until this dude can and repossessed their house and they had to
move into a different house, but that's a different story.
-Everyone comes out and bows-
Me: Hope you liked my twisted tale!
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So how was it? Tell me by pressing that little blue button and giving me a
review! Flames will be used to cook food and such. No baka's were harmed in
the making of this story! -Points to the baka- See?
- Sugarhigh Megz
those stupid stories that they make up and invent your own versions. Oh,
and Jin is going to do the disclaimer.
Jin: Do I hafta?
Yes. Now hurry up and I might give you some sugar.
Jin: Okey-Dokey! This lassie here owns nothing but 'er stuff. Can I have
candy now?
Fine, here. -Hands him a bag of candy- Now, on with the fic!
..............................
Story One: The Three Little Pigs
................................
// You see chaos and disorder. Suddenly a young girl of twelve steps out
and everyone becomes quiet//
Me: Hurry up, the production starts in an hour!
Everyone: Do we have to do this?
Me: Yes, every single one of you has to do their part. Or you can face the
wrath of my English book.
-Everyone scuttles around, doing make-up, putting on costumes, etc.-
Me: Everyone ready?
Everyone: Yes Megz.
Me: Good. Now, here's the script. You can take it on the stage if you must.
Kurama: Yahoo! I'm not a girl in this twisted story!
Me: Are you so sure about that?
Kurama: No ma'm, I will do whatever. Please don't make me play a girl.
Me: Fine, you can have your wish.
Kurama: Phew. Thank you Megz.
Me: Yeah you're welcome. Hurry up and get in you costumes everyone!
The Cast & Crew
Me: Narrator Person
Kurama: The First Pig
Yusuke: The Second Pig
Myara: The Last Pig
Kuwabaka: The Wolf
Naniona: Apple Selling Lady
Juan: Lights & Curtains
Cassy: Props & Costumes
Hiei: Scenery
Me: Okay, here we go!
-Everyone goes to their places-
Me: Once upon a time, there were three related pigs. -Curtain goes up,
revealing Yusuke, Myara, and Kurama- They were happy little pig. -Pigs
dance around- Until they got kicked out of the pig colony.
-Scene changes to a large, desolate field-
Me: Yeah, and they had to build houses so that they wouldn't get cold and
stuff like that. -You see the pigs building houses-
Me: That first pig decided to make his house out of straw & mud. -Kurama is
standing by his house of straw & mud- that second little pig decided to
make his house out of grass. -Yusuke is standing by a poorly constructed
grass house- And that last pig was smart so she went and bought a house.
-Myara standing in front of a three bedroom house miraculously right next
to the other two houses-
-All three pigs go into their houses and shut the doors-
Me: And then one bright sunny day a wolf came and saw pig #1's house. He
went up to the house and said.
Kuwabaka: Let me in you stupid pig.
Me: And the pig said.
Kurama: No way am I going to let an idiot like you into my house!
Me: So, the wolf really wanted that pig after that. Then he got a brilliant
plan.
Kuwabaka: I'm gonna get on the roof and smash that house in!
Me: But little did that big, lumbering baka realize that the pig, being
smart, had gone out of the back door to the second pig's house. So the mud
and straw house was smashed for no reason.
Kuwabaka: Hey, where did Kurama go?
Me: So the wolf went to the next house and said.
Kuwabaka: Hey Urameshi! Let me into your poorly constructed grass house!
Me: And the pig said.
Yusuke: Stupid mofo, I'd rather go fuck myself than let you into my poorly
constructed grass house.
Me: Then the wolf got a plan.
Kuwabaka: I'll blow down the poorly constructed grass house with my.
Hairdryer?!
Me: Yes you blubbering oaf, the hairdryer that Cassy gave you.
Kurama: Why a hairdryer?
Me: Because I said so now blow down the stupid house already!
-Kuwabaka turns on the hairdryer to high, and blows away the poorly
constructed grass house-
Me: Little did the baka realize that the 2 pigs had already been gone for
like, two minuets.
Kuwabaka: Hey, where are Urameshi and Kurama??
Me: Then he saw the third house and went to knock on the door.
Kuwabaka: Hey, Myara let me in to your house!
Myara: When I become a princess I will let you in my house.
Kuwabaka: Well, would you like to go buy apples with my on Friday?
Myara: Yea, fine.
-Time gap: to Friday-
Me: So Myara went to go get apples from the apple lady way before Kuwabaka
could even get up.
Myara: Hello Naniona. I'd like to buy fourteen bags of apples please.
Naniona: Here you go little sis. -Hands her apples-
Myara: Thank you, I really must be going now.
-Time gap: an hour-
Kuwabaka: Hey lady! Have you seen a pretty lady come by here?
Naniona: Yea, she left an hour ago.
Kuwabaka: Aw man. Well, I have another plan!
Me: So, the idiot went to a costume shop to go get a Santa costume.
-Kuwabaka is in a costume shop-
Kuwabaka: Hey lady can I get that costume right there? -Points-
Lady: Yea, that'll be for dollars and seven cents.
-Kuwabaka hands her the money-
Meanwhile.
Me: Hey sis! That blubbering stooge is gonna come down the chimney
tomorrow!
Myara: Why are you telling me this? You are just the narrator.
Me: Yea, and I'm also the authoress of this twisted tale.
-So the baka comes the next day and tries to go down the chimney but gets
stuck-
Me: And when he got out of the chimney, he fell into a pot of water and was
boiled to death. -Kuwabara's screams can be heard- And they lived happily
ever after until this dude can and repossessed their house and they had to
move into a different house, but that's a different story.
-Everyone comes out and bows-
Me: Hope you liked my twisted tale!
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So how was it? Tell me by pressing that little blue button and giving me a
review! Flames will be used to cook food and such. No baka's were harmed in
the making of this story! -Points to the baka- See?
- Sugarhigh Megz