dear diary
was pondering meaning of life today
decided maybe torturing the fop wasn't all there was in life
made cupcakes, rethought life goals
decided to forgo whole "doom and gloom" theme
went out and bought pink mask and bunny slippers
It's a whole new me!
Erik!
Dear Diary
Had strange craving for cupcakes. Made some, wore bunny slippers.
Very comfy.
Decided to get spontaneous gift for Christine.
Don't know what yet. Oh well!
Erik!
dear diary
the "new me" isn't good
managers laughed at pink mask when I went for my salary today
decided to revert to old me, toned down a bit
am keeping the bunny slippers though
are very comfy
Erik
dear diary
have procured small fluffy dog for Christine
seems to be all the rage in Paris, carrying small dogs dressed in costumes
have decided to purchase small cape/mask set for said dog as joke
am off to purchase them
Erik
dear diary
Christine didn't want the dog
am now stuck with tiny ball of fluff in mini phantom costume
is very cute
on plus side-I now have something to talk to
am thinking that dog may be instrumental in new plan, codename "Fop"
shall name small dog and get planning
Erik
Dear Diary
have decided to name dog "Big Tom"
may not make sense now, but apparently, dog will not stay small forever
shall have to buy bigger costume
did not realize Scotties got so large
shall update plan later
Erik
Dear Diary
success! last night operation FOP was put into action
have dyed Fops hair nasty shade of snot green
incessant screams since his awakening not easy on the ears
although he can reach notes even Christine can't hit
very impressive, in strange twisted way
made more cupcakes
am becoming obscenely good at cupcake construction
shall offer Christine cupcakes next time she comes down
Erik
Dear Diary
must admit-green not fops best color
lost white mask today
very upset
now have to use purple and gold Marti Gras mask
purple not as intimidating as white
feathers not helping
erik br br
dear diary
had another bad day
fops hair grew out ALREADY
is no longer green
i shall rectify that tonight
am thinking maybe orange
would clash with tacky jacket he INSISTS on wearing
maybe will give him a Mohawk
he will get mugged by the bikers on 23rd street
would provide most interesting entertainment
shall ponder options
erik