Ichigo's Trip to the Crypt of Doom!!
Bleach meets Medieval, an old PS game.
(A/N: Unless someone changes my mind, this is probably staying as a two-shot.)
Ichigo hated his current situation. Toushiro Hitsugaya had called him and asked him for an overdue favor. He wanted Ichigo to investigate this creepy-looking house on top of a hill that seemed to have a lot of spirit energy pulsing from it. Grudgingly, he had agreed, muttering something about a fight over the last hotdog or something or other and needing to be away from someone.
It turned out that his job was going to be much harder than he thought at first. Once he actually found the place (it had no real address), he found that his path up to the place was a literal death trap. It was littered with traps, huge rocks, and weird zombie-like creatures that died only after what seemed like the 50th blow.
It took him what seemed like ages to get to the bottom of the hill and to a worn, twisting, dirt path that had said huge rocks rolling down it and into a pit of lava, thus disappearing into nothingness.
Ichigo had to suppress a shiver as he skirted around the lava pit and hurriedly made his way to a set of stairs that was carved out of the path, barely escaping being run over by a giant rock. Hugging the bottom step with his back, Ichigo took a breather. He swore that rock intentionally swerved to hit him.
Once he regained his breathe, Ichigo climbed the step and crouched, feeling, rather than seeing the next rock coming. The climb up the rest of the old path went much the same, Ichigo having to dodge rocks he deemed were after him. Finally reaching the top of the hill, Ichigo found that two giant gargoyle like birds were spitting the rocks out. Upon seeing Ichigo, they lamented in loud voices that they had disobeyed their master by letting Ichigo get to the top and proceeded to explode, throwing tiny bits of rocks everywhere.
Well, here is the fixed version. I finally got around to re-doing the first part. The second Part is coming soon. I was inspired by a faithful reviewer, who used the right words. =3. Anyway, rate/message me if you want to. Flames will be ignored. I am not forcing you to review though. That's kinda stoopid, in my opinion. Anyway. Enjoy!