Naruto: Did you Know?

by 13uttafly

little goofs about naruto and the characters. strictly for people who has a good since of humor. Who are they like in the real world. What did they say in their interview. And the characters in the showbiz? Read to find out.

1. Similarities

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or anything else mentioned in this so called story.

Credits: I have to give credits to my friends of coarse and to animewolffreak. I think I spelled it wrong but u know who u are.

Naruto: Did u know?

Chap. 1: Similarities

Orochimaru is Michael Jackson./ anime style

Ino is like Hilary Duff./ hate'em both

Temari and Shikamaru's relationship is as good as Bow Wow and Ciara's./ or was

Jeriya(however the hell u spell his name) ,Ebisu, and Kakashi can all be compared to Quagmire from family guy.

The day Sakura and Sasuke get together will be the day Ino gets a sex change.

Chouji brought forth the meaning of world hunger.

Shino is a bad version of Neo from the Matrix.

If Lee's eyes were as small as Gai's dun duh dunn they would be twins.

Did Tsunade get boob enlargements or what?

Neji and Hinata wear white contact lenses, scratch that , the whole Hyuuga clan does.

Tenten doesn't have her own story, just sayin'. I haven't heard one yet.

Kabuto's life is as exciting as a ball of yarn.

The Sound Four sounds like a band. Perhaps they are? 0.0

Naruto is a bald pikachu with blue contacts and extended vocabulary.

Asuma is gonna die, not from fighting, but from CANCER!

Itachi holds a grudge against his family, but the reason he killed them was because they didn't buy him the PSP he wanted.

Akasuki was formed not just to catch those with the kyuubi within them, but for the bar, free food, purple nail polish, and those popular cloaks.

I don't actually think Itachi had a grudge against his family. Again I give props to animewolffreak. And is my retarded cousin the only one who thought the theme song said "We will rise! U need soap!" Oh and screw u all I know it's short.