A/N: I have been in love with -Man since August. Lately, Naruto and Bleach have taken a backseat to it (which I'm glad of, -Man isn't that popular even though it's an amazing show). So, to add to the -Man love, I've decided to write this story. Kinda a stupid little humor fic that I thought of while watching episode 77 (I think.).

Title: Hairbrained Ideas
Anime: -Man
Characters: Yuu Kanda, Allen Walker, Lenalee Lee, Lavi, Komui Lee
Genre: Humor! This one might actually be good.
Pairings: N/A. Sorry yaoi fangirls.
Disclaimer: I don't own any anime. I wish I did.

Please enjoy the story!! And remember to review!

"Out of my way, Moyashi."

"It's ALLEN, you retard! And I'm not in your way!"

"Che."

Lenalee glanced over as the two began glaring and shoving at each other. She repressed a sigh at their childish antics, but Lavi wasn't so controlled. The Bookman had crept up to them and tried breaking them up,

"Allen, Yuu, why are you-"

"Don't call me by my first name, baka usagi!"

The redhead fell silent and slowly drifted away from the bickering comrades. It was like this every day in the cafeteria if the two met. One would cut the other. The other would shove the first to the side. An argument would begin and Jeryy would began serving the people after them. Finally, an altercation would break out and cause everyone to flee the cafeteria for their lives. Such was the case now. Kanda already had his sword drawn and Allen was just about ready to use his Innocence as well. Right before a fight broke out, Marie grabbed Kanda by the back of his uniform,

"Kanda, calm yourself. You're getting too worked up over little things.

"Damn Moyashi!" He sputtered.

He was dragged out and people began creeping back in. Allen relished the fact that he had won,

"Looks like I am the victor, Kanda!" He yelled before placing his order.

For some reason, Lenalee and Lavi had a feeling of dread.

That night, the two sat in their respective rooms and fumed. Allen still wasn't done with the dark haired swordsman and Kanda wasn't finished with that "damn Moyashi". The two sat very still before finally drifting off to sleep. Perhaps their revenge would come in their dreams...

"Che." Kanda's face fell into a pout.

"What's with that face?!" Allen yelled, "Don't act as if I got in your way and caused you to lose them!"

The pout remained on Kanda's face.

"Besides, I bet the Noah got away because you're such a slowpoke."

"What was that?" Now his face morphed into his copyrighted scowl, "It was your punkass that barged in here like a sloth, later than everyone else." He leaned forward, scowl deepening, "What were you think, stupid Moyashi?"

Allen's features contorted in rage, "My name's Allen, how many times do I have to say it?" He assumed a knowing posture and waved his hand in front of him, "Oh, yeah. I forgot your brain's as slow as the rest of you."

"That's some attitude you've got there. I'll show you who's really the dumbshit here." Kanda raised his sword menacingly, "En garde! I'll chop off that white hair of yours and sell it to old geezers!"

Allen scratched his head thoughtfully, "Wouldn't selling black hair get you a better deal?"

"For your insolence, I'll leave only one strand behind!"

"Are you trying to turn me into a kappa?"

"Calm down, you two." Marie attempted to interrupt.

"That's right. This is supposed to be a happy reunion." Lavi tried to ease the situation.

Both exorcists turned on them, "Shut up the hell up! I'll cut all your hair off!"

Both shot up at exactly the same time and yelled out, "His hair!"

Surprisingly, they also glared at the door because they heard the other yell echo the statement. It was only a matter of time until one of them made the first move...