"But why not, I'll behave myself, please," I begged Sookie to let me come with her to the vampire bar. "No, plus your not even old enough to get in," She replied rushing down the stairs. "I have a fake i.d, I'm sure I could pass for 21," I counted following at her heels. "You're 16, there is no way in hell I'm taking you to get tipsy and then seduced by some vampire." "Uggh, you never let me do anything!" I screamed stomping my foot. "That's right I'm always the bad guy, protecting you from ruining your life," She replied grabbing her coat and purse. "You know what Sookie, I'm sorry you are right, I'm gonna go hang out at Merlottes with Tara," I said innocently, widening my ivy green eyes, "can I borrow your car?" "Finally you see it my way, sure here are the keys." "Thanks Sook, have fun," I said bouncing up the stairs to change. As soon as I heard Bill's car pull out of the driveway I ran to the computer and brought up Google maps. Alright, what was the name of that bar...oh right F-A-N-G-T-A-S-I-A, I quickly typed it into the computer. Ha-ha kinda tacky for a vampire bar. I thought to myself. Ah here we go...Shreveport, Louisiana. As the directions printed, I ran upstairs to grab my cellphone and wallet.
Trying to drive and navigate at the same time is not as easy as it sounds. I looked at the directions as I waited for the light to turn green. HONK! I looked up to see the light had turned green and an angry driver pass me illegally shouting curses and shaking his fist. Jeez its not like I meant to make you wait. I stepped on the accelerator and turned into a random parking lot, so that I could take a better look at the directions. A red light kept flashing on then off into the car. Well that's annoying. I looked up to see a bright neon red sign that spelled out Fangtasia. Finally, I thought I'd never make it. As I got out of the car I saw a long line stretching from the door. Great this is gonna take awhile. I slowly strutted towards the back off the line. "Hey sugar, why don't you stand up front with us?" I heard a husky male voice behind me. "Why I'd love to," I replied slipping under-neath the rope condensing the line. When we made it up front a tall blonde women with an incredibly bored look was carding people. The two men passed quickly in front of me and into the bar after they saw the look the lady was giving me. "Why hello there sugar," She said in a heavy southern accent, skimming her eyes up and down my body as her tongue slid over her lips. "Hi," I replied getting out my wallet. "Oh that's not necessary darling, you're free to go right in," She purred, "By the way I'm Pam." "Well Pam it was certainly a pleasure to meet you and thank you," I said squeezing past her.
I quickly spotted Bill and Sookie, and apparently Bill spotted me too, because we instantly locked eyes. Shit, gotta hide or flee, or... Suddenly Bill was in front of me. "Oh...hi Bill, fancy seeing you hear," I said nervously. "Oww...Bill let go of me," I squealed as he dragged me by the elbow towards Sookie. "Uh-oh," Bill said and stopped pulling me. "Don't say uh-oh vampire's should not say uh-oh," I said and tugged my arm free. "What the hell Sam, I thought I told you that you couldn't come," Sookie practically yelled. "And when has what ever you said stopped me before..." I began before Bill cut me off, "Guys we have bigger problems then whose disobeying who." "Like what?" Sookie questioned. "Eric's summoning us." "Who?" I asked. "That guy in the leather chair looking directly at us...or you," Bill replied. "Oh...well I'm not going," I stated sitting down at the table and crossing my arms. "If I were you, I would be wise and come with us," Bill said smoothly. "Nope," I said taking a sip of Sookie's drink. "Well fine, come on Bill lets go," Sookie said taking her drink from my hand. "Alright, I'll be here, waiting," I replied pulling out my phone. I had just begun texting Tara when my phone was snatched out of my hands. "Hey, you cannot just take my phone" I said looking up. My eyes locked with the woman who was carding people at the door. "Oh hey Pam." "Listen sugar you see that man sitting up their with Bill and Sookie," Pam started, "well he wants to meet you and what Eric wants Eric gets." "Alright, but I don't want to meet him and I think that should be respected, so can I have my phone back now," I replied. "Hmm, no, if you want it you can come and get it from Eric," Pam purred strutting away. Great now I have to go and retrieve my phone from some psycho vampire who problem just wants me body and blood.