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DISCLAIMER:  ::mumbles:: Yes…..I own….Jack Sparrow…eh, I mean… CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow!!!

::gets doused with a bucket of cold water::  WAHh!!!….Only in me dreams.

Hi! Everyone!!!  This is my 1st ever fanfic…..ever.  Yes, sad, isn't it? Now, I'm not sure where this is going and I kinda feel stupid asking this but can someone please explain to me what a Mary-Sue is?

Oh and by the way, I have a horrible tendency to change POV 's and tenses and whatnot… so please bear with me.  And if something doesn't make any sense please tell me.  Thanks. ( I have soo many flaws in my character don't I???haha) ON WITH THE CHAPTER!!!!

* Weird little POV, omniscient like*

" WELL, I DAMN QUIT!!!!!!!!"  A woman yelled as she stormed out of a bar in Port Royal.  She rushed to the docks to longingly gaze out into the ocean. 

*Ok, see? 2 sentences and I need to change POV 's! *

You sit there for a half hour or so, just looking at nothing in particular.  It somewhat looked like you were in trance sitting on the blackened wooden dock.  Sometimes when you are frustrated you come here to think and let out your anger.  Strangely, you were very much attracted to the ocean.  Finally, deciding to get up and walk around to stretch your legs, you spot something near the trees. 

Your curiosity getting the best of you, you carefully sneak up to where you saw a glimmer of light in the bushes.  To your surprise, a body was laid out, face down, on the sand in front of you.  Not sure if he was alive or not, you put some distance between you and the unconscious man as a precaution.   After a while of staring at him, you turn him over.  He obviously is a pirate.  Now, you had nothing against pirates, and you must admit, you wanted to be a pirate just to experience the freedom of the seas. 

Dark brown matted hair, if you can call it that, with trade beads imbedded into it, a beard separated into two braids with beads in it also, a weather-worn hat atop his head.  He also had dark-kohl rimmed eyes that gave him this mysterious look.  He was carrying a pistol, sword, cutlass and many other weapons on his belt that was tied around his waist. 

'He is rather handsome' you think, and mentally slap yourself for thinking a man you found unconscious on the beach as handsome.

As your nursing skills come into play, you attempt to carry him to you house to tend to his wounds.  But find that he is wayyy too heavy for you to even pick him up rather than carry him. 

" I guess I'll just have to tend to your wounds here." You whisper and rush off to get the proper supplies you needed. 

You race to you house hoping that the man will be alright also that nobody will find him hidden in the bushes.  He would no doubt be caught and hung for piracy.  You erase your mind of those thoughts as you barge into your house and recover your medical supplies. 

" A cloth, bandages, water, and DAMN! Where's the alcohol!!!???……Aha! found it!"

 Racing back to the beach now with all your stuff you shoved in a bag you find the man gone. 

            " Jesus Christ! Where did he go!?  Oh please be here…." You say with worry and concern while scrambling around the bushes looking for him.

            " Lookin' fer me, luv?"

You turn around towards the general direction where the obviously male voice came from.  

Does it suck? Is it good? It reeks of terrible-ness, doesn't it? Come on! Be truthful!!! Review!!!!!!!!(I can take flames and constructive criticism always welcome!)

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