Disclaimer: I do not own Invader Zim, and I never will! If you want to sue,
I have nothing except my Zim plushies and I'll fight you for those.
A crappy little poem I had stuck in my head. I expect flames. Remember the legless neighbor that Zim has in Germs. This is dedicated to that legless man and all of his legless glory. He is so freakin cool. This is the pov of a squirrel.
All day you sit in you chair,
With a beer in hand and your pondering stare.
You watch all with your probing eyes,
Still as a rock and surrounded by flies.
You saggy lawn chair you sit proud upon like a throne,
But we squirrels know that you sit sad and alone.
Your watching eyes see past all the sad little lies,
You are not bound by empty human comforting ties.
I am hypnotized by that shirt with the yellow ducky,
It's so unfair how you happened to be so unlucky.
Remember the days when you used to walk among the human race,
Normal like the others in this sad filthy place.
But then you stupidly had to pick a fight,
With that skinny man twice you height.
They all said to leave him alone or you'll regret it.
Instead you made fun of him and put him in a fit.
Before you him you did kneel and you did beg.
But it was to late to forgive so he cut off your leg.
You cursed at him and you made fun of his mother.
So he smiled sinisterly and cut off the other.
I hope legless man that you have learned you lesson
That you should know the people you be messin.
(yo)
To others out there that like to poke fun,
Don't d be like the pathetic legless one.
On behalf of the neighborhood squirrels and me,
Don't anger the one they called Johnny C.
Zim blinks: What the hell is this crap! Why waste your time writing poems about my drunk dirty sad excuse for a heap of human meats neighbor when you can write poems honoring Ziiiiiiim.
Dragon Fire(DF)* Sniff * Your so mean Zim. Legless man is awesome and he'll kick your ass with his legless stubs.
Zim: Mwhahahahahaha Right, like almighty Zim will be defeated by a sad stumpy worm monkey.
* Suddenly, Legless man rolls in dramatically in a little red wagon, explosions go off in the background and cool theme music booms through the fic. *
DF: Yaaaaaaaaaay! Legless man! Dun dun dun.
* Legless man gets out of his wagon and walks…er limps up face to face with Zim. Zim sweats and tugs on his collar. Legless man smiles evilly and pulls a curtain down so the little kiddies don't have nightmares. You hear Zim's agonizing screams and cries for help behind it. *
DF: I know I'm so mean to Zim, but the truth is that I love the little guy.
Zim between screams: LOVE ME! LOVE ME! B*LS**T IF * oof * YOU LOVED ME YOU WOULD STOP * ow * (sp?)PUNISHING ME SO!
DF: I do, I do. And as your friend (sad ain't I) I must punish you for your own good.
Zim: F**K YOU! I'M NOT YOU FRIEND YOU SACK OF FAN FIC FILTH!
DF: Any who, Goodnight everybody. I hope you like the cute little poem. Remember the legless man.
A crappy little poem I had stuck in my head. I expect flames. Remember the legless neighbor that Zim has in Germs. This is dedicated to that legless man and all of his legless glory. He is so freakin cool. This is the pov of a squirrel.
All day you sit in you chair,
With a beer in hand and your pondering stare.
You watch all with your probing eyes,
Still as a rock and surrounded by flies.
You saggy lawn chair you sit proud upon like a throne,
But we squirrels know that you sit sad and alone.
Your watching eyes see past all the sad little lies,
You are not bound by empty human comforting ties.
I am hypnotized by that shirt with the yellow ducky,
It's so unfair how you happened to be so unlucky.
Remember the days when you used to walk among the human race,
Normal like the others in this sad filthy place.
But then you stupidly had to pick a fight,
With that skinny man twice you height.
They all said to leave him alone or you'll regret it.
Instead you made fun of him and put him in a fit.
Before you him you did kneel and you did beg.
But it was to late to forgive so he cut off your leg.
You cursed at him and you made fun of his mother.
So he smiled sinisterly and cut off the other.
I hope legless man that you have learned you lesson
That you should know the people you be messin.
(yo)
To others out there that like to poke fun,
Don't d be like the pathetic legless one.
On behalf of the neighborhood squirrels and me,
Don't anger the one they called Johnny C.
Zim blinks: What the hell is this crap! Why waste your time writing poems about my drunk dirty sad excuse for a heap of human meats neighbor when you can write poems honoring Ziiiiiiim.
Dragon Fire(DF)* Sniff * Your so mean Zim. Legless man is awesome and he'll kick your ass with his legless stubs.
Zim: Mwhahahahahaha Right, like almighty Zim will be defeated by a sad stumpy worm monkey.
* Suddenly, Legless man rolls in dramatically in a little red wagon, explosions go off in the background and cool theme music booms through the fic. *
DF: Yaaaaaaaaaay! Legless man! Dun dun dun.
* Legless man gets out of his wagon and walks…er limps up face to face with Zim. Zim sweats and tugs on his collar. Legless man smiles evilly and pulls a curtain down so the little kiddies don't have nightmares. You hear Zim's agonizing screams and cries for help behind it. *
DF: I know I'm so mean to Zim, but the truth is that I love the little guy.
Zim between screams: LOVE ME! LOVE ME! B*LS**T IF * oof * YOU LOVED ME YOU WOULD STOP * ow * (sp?)PUNISHING ME SO!
DF: I do, I do. And as your friend (sad ain't I) I must punish you for your own good.
Zim: F**K YOU! I'M NOT YOU FRIEND YOU SACK OF FAN FIC FILTH!
DF: Any who, Goodnight everybody. I hope you like the cute little poem. Remember the legless man.