A/N: Sup guys, this is the prologue to my new book. Now, since it's a prologue and all, it won't be as funny as the other chapters are going to be so stick with me. Also, since it's a prologue, I kinda just rushed through it. You know, just to give you a feel of the character's situation.

There was a big explosion, and the four rolled across the ground as they tried their best to stop.

"Is everyone okay?" Captain Levi asked.

Armin let out a few coughs, "Yea, I think so."

Everyone started picking themselves up and dusting themselves off.

When Levi was done, he walked over to Armin and slapped him, "Just what in the hell were you thinking?! Someone could've got hurt!"

"I'm sorry sir, I just thought that..."

Suddenly, Armin was interuppted by a loud noise that shocked all of them. When they turned to face where the noise had come from, they noticed a big rectangular object standing in front of them.

"Get out the way dumbasses, this bus isn't going to drive itself you know!" The man inside the object said.

"Is he, inside that object?" Mikasa asked.

"Is he going to be okay?" Eren asked.

"Did he just call us dumb?" Levi asked, gripping his two swords.

Levi then rushed towards the bus and slashed at it a couple of times. When he did, a bunch of smoke emerged from the engine that made him jump back in shock.

"Titan steam!"

The man then jumped out the bus and rushed towards Levi, "Get out of here you moron before I call the police!"

A bunch of sirens could be heard, and then a police car turned the corner.

"Well, it looks like its to late. Somebody already called them!"

"Is there a problem here?" The officer asked as he stepped out his car.

"Yea there is! This idiot just recked my bus! Now how am I supposed to get these passengers to where they need to go?"

"So we got us some cosplayers on our hands. You four, get in the car. I'm taking you in."

"Sorry, but I don't like the tone in your voice." Levi replied.

"It's not about what you like. Now hop in or I'll have to take you in by force!"

"Captain Levi, let's just do what he says for now. After all, we need to learn a little bit more about this place." Armin said.

Levi sighed, "Fine..."

[After a While]

"So you guys are foreigners? I just ran your name's through twice and nothing came up. That'll also explain why you know nothing off this place, so where should I start?" The officer asked.

"What is this place?" Eren asked.

"It's called Tokyo."

"Where are the Titans?" Levi asked.

"If you're talking about that family of giants that existed in legends, then they don't exist."

Everyone then gasped in shock.

"Titans...don't exist?! That's impossible!" Eren shouted.

"Eren, try changing into a Titan!" Armin shouted.

"Right!"

Eren held out his hand and bit into it, but when he did, nothing happened.

"Woa, easy there kid!" The officer said.

"My Titan ability, it won't work!"

Everyone was shocked to hear that, even Levi.

"Enough of the cosplay, so you guys have any more questions?" The officer asked.

"I have one. What are those things down there?" Mikasa asked as she pointed out the window.

"Oh those things are called cars, and we use them to go to the places we want to go quicker."

"Cars..."

"Now look, I did you guys some favors so you can make it here in Tokyo! First off, I filled out some applications and documents for you guys, making you citizens of Tokyo. Here they are." He said as he handed them each a document.

"Levi Takeuchi, age 37, but I'm not 37, and my last name isn't Takeuchi!"

"Just deal with it!" The officer replied.

"Eren Yeager, age 15, date of birth is June 23, 2000."

"Mikasa Ackerman, age 15, date of birth is January 5, 2000."

"Armin Arlert, age 12?! Why am I younger than Eren and Mikasa?!"

"Just shut up and deal with it." The officer said.

"I did all the paperwork for you guys, but it is up to you to find a place to stay, get jobs, and enroll in school."

"A house...?" Eren asked.

"A school...?" Armin asked.

"A job...?" Levi asked.