Endor is one gigantic park
The planet is covered in trees
You're hearing creatures in the dark
They're cute but don't give a squeeze
Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo
These short guys might bring your demise
Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo
Those blow darts will fly right into your heart
Ewoks are furry
Covered in hai-ai-ai-air!
Might not be civilized
And they'll catch you in their snare
Ewoks are furry
Don't think they're sca-a-a-a-ared
Although their whole population
Looks just like Teddy Bears
Don't treat them like your kitty
Stormtroopers hunted down
Spears are thrown by these clowns
Watch out if they frown
Ewoks are furry
Hey you! Watch when they gla-a-a-a-are
Cause up those trees they can climb
And they will leap through the air
Ewoks are furry
They'll cook you ra-a-a-a-are
Almost ate Han in starvation
With some peppers prepared
C-3PO
They think he's a God
See them kissing the feet
Of that gay robot
Ewoks are furry
Don't have a pra-a-a-a-ayer
They'll shove a spear right through your spine
So on Endor beware!
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!