Interesting, Intense and Insane
Anthy: Why am I writing this?
Lita: Because you watched a whole bunch of the Transformers Movie
Anthy: Ok...
Lita: Did that help?
Anshi: Hey...cat-thing...are you making an appearance in this fic?
Lita: maybe...
Anthy: Let's do your description...
Name: Lita
Height: 8'5 at the shoulder
Weight: unknown
Appearance: A large panther-like cat with one feather wing and one mechanical one. Metal plates all over her body. Two mechanical legs and two organic ones. One eye mechanical
Side: Well...Autobots technically. (except she acts like a Decepticon)
Background: Lab experiment gone wrong. Horribly wrong.
Weapons: Right eye laser, two beam claws (mecha legs), organic claws and teeth
Anthy: And her psycho analysis is complete.
Lita: Let the insanity begin.
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Interesting, Intense and Insane
AKA: Oh what a strange day
Life's gonna suck when you grow up
When you grow up
When you grow up
Life's gonna suck when you grow up
It sucks pretty bad right now
Optimus Prime should have known that something was going to be all f*cked up once I sat down and began to write this...but did he bother to stop me? NO! He just brushed me aside and said to Ratchet...
"What's the worst she could possible do?"
Well...let the insanity begin!
It was a bright snowy night day at the Autobot base. Nothing too strange was going on yet, but suddenly, out of the bliu...
Bumblebee: Hey...she spelled blue wrong.
Hey...shut up. It's my story!
BB: But...you spelt blue wrong.
I don't care! Don't make me use my psycho authory powers on you!
BB: shutting up.
Anyways...out of the bliu...there was...uh...a green goblin!
Rumble: Hey! There's no green goblin in transformers!
Well...there is now! Shut up and go away.
Bumblebee: *puts a hand on Rumble's shoulder and leads him away*
Anyways...this green goblin...uh...looked around! And...um...he...uh...did a little dance!
Jazz: What the hell?! This story sucks.
Hey! Don't go there. Okay...I'll start all over!
Jazz: Can I help?
Sure.
Okay...I'll try this with help from Jazz and pixie sticks.
Jazz: Yum!
One bright day in the middle of the night at Autobot HQ when out of the bliu...
Bumblebee: Go on. I'm not saying anything.
Out of the bliu came a tiny little flying turtle. It flew into the base and landed on Optimus's head.
Jazz: And it...uh...squeaked.
Tama-chan: Myu!
And Optimus walked around for quite a while, unaware of Tama-chan resting on his head.
Jazz: Until Hot Rod and Springer began quoting MST3K
Let's watch.
Springer: Oh...look...little potatoes.
Hot Rod: Can we safely assume that a month passes every few minutes here in Flagstad?
And then they noticed Tama-chan.
HR: Um...Optimus...you have a turtle from some anime on your head.
OP: I do?
Springer: Don't squish it.
Yeah...don't squish it. Tama-chan is cool man! *more sugar* And on the other side of the world!
Megatron: You know...I'm gonna go and get myself painted pink.
Soundwave: Did I just hear you right?
Megatron: *dancing around* Pink, Pink, Pink, Pink...
Soundwave: O_o
Starscream: *singing* If you wanna be my lover...
Soundwave: SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
And that's what is happening over there.
Jazz: That...was...beautiful.
Thanks. Let's go back to Tama-chan.
Optimus: So...how do we get the turtle off my head?
Hot Rod: The earth is being invaded by cute aliens!!
Optimus: that doesn't help.
Kup: Like the shrypeks of Dromidon.
Optimus: *anime sweatdrop*
Wheelie: I declare...eggs are NOT a fruit!
Wow...that was random. Well...anyways...two dead boys are going out to fight.
Ironhide: Ready?
Ratchet: Fight!
Jazz: Back to back they faced each other...
Drew their swords and shot each other.
BLAM!!
Jazz: A deaf policeman heard the noise.
Rambat: What was that? *flap*flap*
And came and killed the two dead boys...again...
BLAM!!! BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLLLLAAAAAAAM!!!
If you don't believe this lie is true...
Jazz: THEN STOP READING!!!
Wheelie: Here's your fondue pot.
You never borrowed a fondue pot from me. Shut up already.
Wheelie: Oh look...a handful of change...that I can use to buy some candy...
You don't even eat candy!!!
Soundwave: Save me?
Ok. Here...have some pixie sticks.
SW: YUM! *shoves sugar down his throat*
(don't ask)
So...Tama-chan was permanently fused to Optimus Prime's head and became second in command. Hot Rod and Springer got high on life. Jazz and Soundwave and me went off to watch some anime. Cute aliens invaded the world. Megatron got painted pink and Starscream got a career as a pop singer and was later sued by millions of fans.
Um...okay bye!
Anthy: Why am I writing this?
Lita: Because you watched a whole bunch of the Transformers Movie
Anthy: Ok...
Lita: Did that help?
Anshi: Hey...cat-thing...are you making an appearance in this fic?
Lita: maybe...
Anthy: Let's do your description...
Name: Lita
Height: 8'5 at the shoulder
Weight: unknown
Appearance: A large panther-like cat with one feather wing and one mechanical one. Metal plates all over her body. Two mechanical legs and two organic ones. One eye mechanical
Side: Well...Autobots technically. (except she acts like a Decepticon)
Background: Lab experiment gone wrong. Horribly wrong.
Weapons: Right eye laser, two beam claws (mecha legs), organic claws and teeth
Anthy: And her psycho analysis is complete.
Lita: Let the insanity begin.
@@@
Interesting, Intense and Insane
AKA: Oh what a strange day
Life's gonna suck when you grow up
When you grow up
When you grow up
Life's gonna suck when you grow up
It sucks pretty bad right now
Optimus Prime should have known that something was going to be all f*cked up once I sat down and began to write this...but did he bother to stop me? NO! He just brushed me aside and said to Ratchet...
"What's the worst she could possible do?"
Well...let the insanity begin!
It was a bright snowy night day at the Autobot base. Nothing too strange was going on yet, but suddenly, out of the bliu...
Bumblebee: Hey...she spelled blue wrong.
Hey...shut up. It's my story!
BB: But...you spelt blue wrong.
I don't care! Don't make me use my psycho authory powers on you!
BB: shutting up.
Anyways...out of the bliu...there was...uh...a green goblin!
Rumble: Hey! There's no green goblin in transformers!
Well...there is now! Shut up and go away.
Bumblebee: *puts a hand on Rumble's shoulder and leads him away*
Anyways...this green goblin...uh...looked around! And...um...he...uh...did a little dance!
Jazz: What the hell?! This story sucks.
Hey! Don't go there. Okay...I'll start all over!
Jazz: Can I help?
Sure.
Okay...I'll try this with help from Jazz and pixie sticks.
Jazz: Yum!
One bright day in the middle of the night at Autobot HQ when out of the bliu...
Bumblebee: Go on. I'm not saying anything.
Out of the bliu came a tiny little flying turtle. It flew into the base and landed on Optimus's head.
Jazz: And it...uh...squeaked.
Tama-chan: Myu!
And Optimus walked around for quite a while, unaware of Tama-chan resting on his head.
Jazz: Until Hot Rod and Springer began quoting MST3K
Let's watch.
Springer: Oh...look...little potatoes.
Hot Rod: Can we safely assume that a month passes every few minutes here in Flagstad?
And then they noticed Tama-chan.
HR: Um...Optimus...you have a turtle from some anime on your head.
OP: I do?
Springer: Don't squish it.
Yeah...don't squish it. Tama-chan is cool man! *more sugar* And on the other side of the world!
Megatron: You know...I'm gonna go and get myself painted pink.
Soundwave: Did I just hear you right?
Megatron: *dancing around* Pink, Pink, Pink, Pink...
Soundwave: O_o
Starscream: *singing* If you wanna be my lover...
Soundwave: SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
And that's what is happening over there.
Jazz: That...was...beautiful.
Thanks. Let's go back to Tama-chan.
Optimus: So...how do we get the turtle off my head?
Hot Rod: The earth is being invaded by cute aliens!!
Optimus: that doesn't help.
Kup: Like the shrypeks of Dromidon.
Optimus: *anime sweatdrop*
Wheelie: I declare...eggs are NOT a fruit!
Wow...that was random. Well...anyways...two dead boys are going out to fight.
Ironhide: Ready?
Ratchet: Fight!
Jazz: Back to back they faced each other...
Drew their swords and shot each other.
BLAM!!
Jazz: A deaf policeman heard the noise.
Rambat: What was that? *flap*flap*
And came and killed the two dead boys...again...
BLAM!!! BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLLLLAAAAAAAM!!!
If you don't believe this lie is true...
Jazz: THEN STOP READING!!!
Wheelie: Here's your fondue pot.
You never borrowed a fondue pot from me. Shut up already.
Wheelie: Oh look...a handful of change...that I can use to buy some candy...
You don't even eat candy!!!
Soundwave: Save me?
Ok. Here...have some pixie sticks.
SW: YUM! *shoves sugar down his throat*
(don't ask)
So...Tama-chan was permanently fused to Optimus Prime's head and became second in command. Hot Rod and Springer got high on life. Jazz and Soundwave and me went off to watch some anime. Cute aliens invaded the world. Megatron got painted pink and Starscream got a career as a pop singer and was later sued by millions of fans.
Um...okay bye!