This Fanfic is inspired and allowed by Jrrm64 Whose fanfics are awesome. Without further ado. The X-lax Prank. This fanfic takes place during the episode when McGee is emulating Gibbs.
Abby felt really guilty. She had thought about how the prank would have to be done. Gibbs' Coffee never left his Hands once he had it, so the only way to do it was to spike the machine. What she didn't count on was an overeager field agent to have been saved by the man earlier that week.
"So tell me again Why McGee can't fix my phone?" Gibbs asked exasperatedly.
"Well, I wanted some fun last night, so I hit up tony, because he's the best I've ever had. So I wanted sex and as payment I agreed to help him with his MOAP. His mother of all Pranks. Our goal was to get you with it, but McGee is much more susceptible, apparently."
"So, you spiked the coffee maker with Ex-lax to get me for DiNozzo? Do I understand you correctly?"
"Yes Gibbs." Abby said solemnly.
And that was the day Gibbs head slapped Abby.
Later
SMACK
"Boss what did I do?" Tony asked
"Slept with Abby, convinced her to spike the coffee machine, and all around goofed off. DON'T DO IT AGAIN!"
McGee missed it as he spent the rest of the day on the toilet.
Hope you enjoyed it.
