Hey guess what?
What.
Peanuts.
*snorts* Oh, I thought you said something else.
Hey guess what?
What.
Penis.
*laughylaughylaughy*,
Say penis after every sentence!
It's very hot in here, penis….
Turtle on your, penis.
Pedo-bear likes small...penis.
*humming* ….penis...
That plant has a penis.
Oh my gawd penis.
Deathpenis!
A turtle in a thong-penis...
I'm gunna rape your penis.
I'm gunna hump your penis.
Hehe...Pein…penis...Hehe...Pein's penis…
Look at that gin-box-penis.
Penis-penis-penis-penis-penis...
I'm gonna eat mah foot, penis...
Nooo...my pants are falling dooown...penis.
Expaaaaaanding penis
Hey naruto I got some penises
BELIEVE IT-penis.
Katsu-penis...
Tobi's a good penis...
*dei zip's up fly*
*tobeh looks over*
What? I was zipping up mah fly-penis...is
Hiiiiiiii…penis...
European-Ur ah peen'…Ur a penis…
Here, kitty kitty kitty, penis...
Do u know how to play the guitar-penis?
"I don't want...anybody else; when I think about chu I touch my PENIS"
"Shut up, and sleep with penis."
"The boys are back in penis"
Om nom nom...Penis.
Moo-penis.
I like taco-penis.../Tacos are awesome-penis...
AWESOME-PENIS!
Kung-Fu-penis!
Say no to penis, kids...
What are you on?
Penis!
*Tobi brushes his hair obsessively*
Stop brushing your penis!
Taco-penis.
Dei= I wear short penises (shorts)
Is your penis hard? (Toaster)
Hey guess what?
What?
Cereal-penis.
HERO-PENISSSSSSSS
I'm gonna go finish that penis.
Oooooooh penis-Kira…
I like to move my hands around randomly-penis...
AAAAAH my underwear-penis...
My pants are half way off... penis...
*reading pants-tag* Made in Kenya-girls-penis...
Is there something wrong with you?
Yes, my penis...
What the hell are you doing?
Taking off my pants.
XD XD XD Dude your face right now is so Penis...
Froggy-penis.
Froggys have very large penises
And how would you know that, penis...I mean...sempai?
Hehe…Jiriya…
I O U …one penis…
*someone walks up randomly* Touch me...
*dei starts falling off da bed* I'm gunna fall off the penis...
O mah gawd an ostrich! Penis...
GUESS WHO MADE PENIS! (Waffles)
I love the little penises...I loves them good... (tacos)
*EAT DA ICECREMM PASSIONATELY!*
You're a passion fruit!
*confused Tobi-face*
Penis.
Don't touch my penis…
Pear shaped penis...
What the PENIS!
I'll kick you in the face with my ENERGY PENIS!
Stop using so many PENISES!
The smallest one has the largest penis.
PIKACHU! USE THUNDER-penis…
Toasters toast…penises…
OMG HE'S SPRAYING WATER ALL OVER MY-penis.
Why are you ironing a penis?
Every girl has a PENIS-fight! During a sleepover… (Pillow)
Did you use a PENIS-curler on your hair?
My PENIS is ringing…
~TWILIGHT PARODY MOMENT~
Bella: Your penis is cold, I know what you have.
Edwart: AIDs?
Bella: No, a hard-on.
Edwart: *le gasp* How did you know?
Bella: Because it's hanging out of your pants.
XDDDDDDDDD end twilight parody moment XDDDDDDDDDDD
My penis is too big….my PENIS is too BIG….I AM A PENIS! XDDD
My anus is bleeding…my ANUS is BLEEDING…FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY, MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!
PENIS IN A CAN! :D
CANNON PENIS!