Thiefbug Fanfiction
A Masterpiece by FriedHambone
It's 10 AM, thiefbug had been streaming all night yesterday and felt very tired. He also had a huge test in the afternoon so he couldn't stream that morning.
"Dammit", thiefbug said, as he was cooking his breakfast, he didn't study and was probably going to fail. He went to school and got a 80 on his test. When he walked home he put the paper on the counter. "Not bad, but not good either", he said. But, at that moment he felt something missing from his life. A disturbance in the space-time continuum. A longing he had to quench...
A girlfriend
Streaming that night was hell due to that feeling. So, he tried to use those dating websites. He got 30 viruses that night. To take off the pain he tried to play Ocarina of Time. He said, "I wish I could have a beautiful lady". When he was pulled into the game and met the Great Fairy.
She said, "I heard your wish and I think and can savor that want". She vigorously grabbed and span his control stick in all different directions. He looked into her eyes and put his quivering mouth near her ears and said, "Is this all masks"?