Have you ever tried hiding in a locker? You know, like, one in a school locker room?
Well, anyway for our favorite German….Hiding in one was not a good idea.
Germany shifted uncomfortably as the VERY SMALL locker felt more like a coffin every second. Germany would of groaned if he could get enough breathe, how did he get suckered into playing this game of Hide-and-seek anyway?
Suddenly the locker door opened, blinding the German.
"Ve! Japan! I've found Germany!"
Germany silently gave praise to the supreme being for Italy's….ability to find him wherever he was. (You know, Italy has like a GPS tracker installed into Germany)
Thankfully the rest of the game went rather quickly.
France was found dead drunk (and naked) in the wine cellar.
England, in the library chanting some weird "invisibility spell".
America was on the roof, posing. (He had claimed he was hiding as a statue)
China was in the kitchen in a cupboard.
Russia was seen running from Belarus. (He had been hiding under one of the beds but then Belarus found him.)
Lithuania, Ethonia, and Lativa were hiding in a broom closet.
Ukraine was hiding with a bunch of cows in a pile of hay.
Sealand, in a bathroom clothes bin.
Sweden with an IKEA lamp shade over his head claiming to be a lamp.
Finland was hiding behind Sweden.
Norway was up a pine tree.
Denmark TRIED to be ninja and was holding up a blanket with a brick pattern over him as he stood against a wooden wall.
Iceland was in the walk in Freezer.
Greece was in a large cat carrier with a couple of his furry friends.
Egypt was in one of his large pots.
Turkey had hidden in an oil barrel.
Spain was in the garden behind a tomato plant hugging Romano tightly who gave them away by yelling some not so nice words at the Spaniard.
Netherlands had climbed up the telephone pole and just sat there.
Belgium had leapt out of a hidden door and attacked Germany with a borrowed frying pan screaming "REVENGE FOR WWI!"
Austria was in his grand piano.
Hungary was in the washing machine while Prussia was in the dryer (That turned on automatically)
Hong Kong was hiding in the rafters.
Taiwan had hidden herself in South Korea's sleeves Who was hiding in a Red Box1.
Vietnam, fox hole2.
France (who apparently was cheating) was with Poland in the Girls bathroom.
Switzerland was in the armory with Liech. And refused to come out claiming to be "neutral".
Cuba was sunbathing out on the lawn.
Australia was in the croc pit and seemed to be busy with one of his "playmates" so they decided to leave him alone.
"Where's Canada?" America asked once the game was over.
All of the nations turned to look at the teenage superpower, "Who?"
America rolled his eyes, "You know CA-NA-DA,"
Silence.
"My brother? The nation that resides above mine?"
More silence.
"America's Hat?"
"OH that guy!" Chatter broke out as everyone suddenly had remembered Canada.
"Where is he anyway?"
"I guess he won, Ve!"
"Lets go and find him!"
The group left, talking loudly about how great Canada was at hiding leaving a certain someone alone in the conference room.
"We were playing hide-and-seek?" Canada asked quietly.
Crack. Pure crack. See children, this is what happens when one reads too much fanfiction.
Red Box. In (some parts of) America we have these DVD rental places that are…giant boxes and red.
Fox hole. Vietnam war, go figure.
R&R please and be nice to me.