To start, this is only slightly yaoi. I didn't want to put an intro, but I thought I should point it out. Based on the costumes from Kingdom Hearts II, and a conversation I had with my sister. And it's SPOILER FREE! It's only rated T for the reason of the excessive use of the word "ass"… and talk about people's butts.

Disclaimer: I don't own KH II or the characters, but especially not their clothes.


X Marks the Spot

It was just so big and yellow. How could you not stare at it? He walked behind him and stared. He gritted his teeth as the brunette turned around, grinning.

"Staring at me again, Riku?" He asked in an obvious teasing tone. He placed his hands on his hips and faked a suspecting glare.

Riku blushed and made a fist. "If you don't want people staring, it shouldn't be so big and yellow. Yellow!" He yelled. "And it's an X!" He grabbed Sora's black hood and spun him around. "A giant yellow X, on your ass!"

Sora laughed, pulling away and turning to face the silver-haired friend of his. "Now, Riku," he explained in a chiding voice, "if you recall, I didn't choose these clothes. The three fairies made them for me."

Riku made a low growling sound as he attempted to avert his aquamarine eyes from Sora's ass. His face was beat-red and stood out against his light hair and eyes and black shirt. Sora chuckled as he turned around and began walking again. "C'mon, Riku. Hurry up," he taunted as he glided across the stone of Hollow Bastion, just walking on the edge of the cliff so he could fall any minute.

Riku followed him, but slowly and surely, his gaze returned to Sora's butt. "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!" He yelled after he couldn't take it anymore.

"What is it now, Riku?" Sora asked after much hesitation, finally turning around and sitting on the edge of the cliff. Riku sat next to him, glaring at the innocent-faced blue-eyed teen. He hated how Sora could look so innocent no matter what was happening.

"Your ass." He replied simply. "It's annoying me. Get rid of that damn X. That damn yellow X."

"Riku," Sora began in a serious tone. "Do you have something against the color yellow and the letter X?"

"No!"

"Then why do you want me to rip up the pants that the three fairies worked so hard on?"

Riku put his knee on his thigh and his red face in his palm. He mumbled something; Sora laughed and told him he couldn't hear him because his voice was so low. Riku's head snapped up as aquamarine met blue. "Stop tempting me!" He yelled.

Sora laughed. "Oooooh," his eyes lit up. "I had a feeling it would be something like that. Well…" Riku leaned forward in anticipation, hoping Sora would declare that he was going to remove the X from his pants. "I don't wanna ruin my pants. Sorry, Riku!" He grinned. Riku's head dropped in disappointment.

"Stop tempting me!" Riku repeated in a loud voice. Sora hesitated, that smile light on his lips. "Maybe later." And that's why it's so tempting. Sora was his treasure, after all.

X marks the spot.

End.


Thank you for reading. Please comment, to all those who read it! It's always appreciated. Sorry for the ending, it's sudden and lame. But the point is the journey, not necessarily the end, right?