It has been several years after the Kyuubi attack. Shortly after the attack, with the Uchiha clan's original compound destroyed, they had been moved into the high security "Uchiha district". Naturally, they decided to get their revenge by taking over the village and proceed with world domination...
"I say we get our seal experts to make a giant robot!" one of the members said.
"We should drug the river with the mind control serum I made last week!" exclaimed Uchiha Teyaki proprietor of the local Uchiha Senbei.
"Screw Konoha! Let's go with my idea to gather the Tailed Beasts, blow a hole to the planet's core tp create amd rule from a new continent!" yelled one of the Uchiha.
"Pfft, that will take too long and kill us all!" joined in a Uchiha woman, the previous one's wife."Lets spread that Flames of Youth crap Izuna made up when he was drunk and create a cult around it. It already has one member, if we gather more we could rule the world!"
"That's stupid too" intervened Teyaki."If you wanted to create a cult we could just use my mind control serum."
"We can use the clones I have finally perfected to create a army to crush our enemies!" yelled a elderly Uchiha Setsuna who since he was a kid had practiced cloning to create a army of black-haired yellow eyed children.
"Are you sure that's going to work?" questioned one of the (relatively) sane Uchiha.
Setsuna merely shrugged. "Sure I forgot about one fifty years ago, but it's that Sarutobi's fault he went psycho. Before that he was fine!".
Unfortunately he didn't notice one of the older clones giving one of its younger 'brothers' a very odd look.
"How about we use the mass-produced ballistic missiles I made as a kid. We could just bomb everybody to death!" yelled Uchiha Shisui who was standing in the back next to his embarrassed cousin Uchiha Itachi who had helped build the missiles when he was a kid.
The other Uchiha were nodding to themselves, that sounded perfectly reasonable didn't it?
Meanwhile Uchiha Fugaku was banging his head against a wall, which was going unnoticed by his relatives as they continued planning the eternal Uchiha quest of world domination. With all of the arguing over general planning, the coup he had planned to use Konoha as a operational base for world conquest since he was ten was never going to happen!