Title: Visit
Genre: Humor
Rated: T
Summary: Toushirou visit Karin at her school only to find himself being talk about by fangirls and fangays.
A/N: I got the idea to write like this from Crazyace&Pokerface (Frozen Moments, Chapter 9)
Disclaimer: Bleach belongs to Kubo Tite
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Whisper. Whisper.
"Look how hot that guy is."
"The one sitting in the bench?"
"Oh my freakin' gosh! You're right!"
"He's the guy we were talking about to you guys two weeks ago!"
"Yeah, that's Hot-sama!"
"Hot-sama?"
"Of course, because he's hot!"
"Do you think he has a girlfriend?"
"With that gorgeous look I think you should rephrase that question."
"Totally. More like, 'how many girlfriend does he have?'"
"Or is his girlfriend a model or a beauty queen?"
"Or how rich. Haha."
"Good in bed?"
"Haha. That was funny. I like that one."
"Maybe she's an Einsteinette and he's using her to help him for school project or something."
"She could be all."
"What a lucky bitch."
"Well said my friend, very well said."
"One thing is for sure."
"What is?"
"She's definitely a 'high class'."
The girls and gays nodded in agreement except from one.
"Oh I agree with you all aside from the rich and lucky bitch part."
"Eh? Yuzu-chan, why do you say so?"
"Yeah.. she's lucky alright."
"But she's not a bitch."
"Why are you defending her? Do you know her?"
"Or him?" The gay laughed.
"Toushirou-kun's straight okay? And I said 'she', hello?"
"Toushirou? So that's his name, it suits him."
"Yeah, better than Hot-sama."
"Hey! That suits him too you know!"
"Well, I can't argue with that."
"So Yuzu-chan, you know his girlfriend I take it?"
"Obviously. Yes, I know her."
"Waaah! Yuzu!"
"And she's a little bit arrogant if I may add."
Pause.
"And demanding."
Another pause.
"Bossy. Glutton. Lazy. But she's also brave and great person that's why I like he-"
"Okay Yuzu stop. Gee, just tell us who she is."
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"My sister."
Complete silence.
"EH?"
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The End.
Wow. I'm kinda proud at this one because it actually made me laugh. Anyway, thank you for reading. Reviews are very much appreciated.
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Whisper. Whisper.
"Does that mean Yuzu-chan thinks Karin-chan is good in bed?"
"Maybe I can ask Karin about it later."
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