"Slow down, Sonic!"

The blue animal stopped in his tracks as he waited for Tails to catch up. The two were currently in Hue Jass City, having a simple carefree run since there was nothing else to do.

"Seriously Tails" Sonic said with his feet tapping, "since when is like me to slow down?"

After taking a moment to catch his breath, Tails spoke "but you know I can't run as fast as you!"

The hedgehog stared at his friend coldly, then smiled. "Ah I'm messing with you. I wouldn't want to leave you in the dust, especially in a city like this. I heard this place is full of crime, like vandalism, drug dealing, and…"

"ROBBERY!" an old lady screamed. "THERES A ROBBERY AT THE BANK!"

Those words sent the hedgehog and the fox straight to action. They ran to the scene of the crime and saw the police having a shootout against a large amount of burglars. Sonic and Tails were about to stop the burglars, but a police officer held them back.

"Hey! Don't you know who we are?" Sonic said as he struggled from the officer.

The policeman responded "oh yeah, you're trouble. The police department needs some reputation over this crime-filled city and we can't get any if you save the day. Now get out of here and don't do any deeds around here!"

The two heroes grimaced and did what the officer told them to.

"I can't believe this" Sonic muttered "what kind of people of justice are they if they're too stubborn to accept help when they need it? We have to find a way to help without the police knowing who we are!"

Tails got an idea. "How about we dress up as superheroes? That usually works in the comics."

"Tails, disguising ourselves as superheroes is ridiculous and probably risky. LET'S DO IT!"

-

Meanwhile, back at the shootout, the police force was slowly getting overwhelmed by gunfire.

One bank robber said to another "dude this pigs are easy!"

"Totally" the other robber replied. 'These losers have no idea what they're doing. Hell, that one doesn't even know his gun is really a doughnut!"

The boss of the robbers yelled to his gang "alright guys, let's get rid of these wimps and drive off with the loot!"

"I DON'T THINK SO FELLAS!" a voice shouted from above.

The robbers and officers looked up on a rooftop, which they saw a hedgehog and fox, both wearing eye masks and capes. The crooks were puzzled for two seconds, then aimed at the animals and fired. The two quickly dodged the bullets and jumped down below. The burglars tried firing again, but the masked hedgehog used his speed to swipe their guns. Surprised they disarmed, they had no chance to react when the fox tail-slapped most of them to the ground.

The head robber, who was the only one not slapped, ran off with the bank's money saying "screw this!"

He didn't go far, since a homing attack to the head soon knocked him out. Sonic picked up the money bag off of the criminal and handed it to the police.

"Here ya go!" he said with a smirk, "I bet you're thankful we came to help, eh?"

The police weren't thankful. "You stupid superhero!" one of them shouted, "you took away our chance to look good! Come on guys, let's show these punks a new meaning for police brutality!!!"

Not wanting to stick around any longer, Sonic and Tails took off. The police got into their and chased after the ones that did their job.

"Well these guys are a bunch of butt holes" the hedgehog said to his friend as they ran.

Tails nodded. He saw police cars moving up ahead and yelped "LOOK OUT!"

They both jumped up, and Sonic grabbed on to Tails as the two-tailed fox flew them out of there.

The two sides of police vehicles collided and ended up as pile-up.

"Well this sucks" sighed a police officer.

His partner asked "wanna get wasted at the pub?"

"Hell yeah!"

-

The animals in costume landed on top of a tall building, far away from any police.

"This city is messed up" panted Tails.

"You don't say?" Sonic said sarcastically. "You know, if we stayed in this city, we could probably do a better job cleaning the scum than those crooked cops."

"I agree" spoke a third voice.

The furry pair looked to the side and found they weren't alone. The strange part about was the person appeared to be a superhero as well!

-

Who is this mysterious character? What does he want with our heroes? Do any of them know where my wallet is?

Tune in next time to find out!