Bloopers, Outtakes, Bad Footage, Oh My!
A/N Hey, this is my first story, so cut me some slack, kay? Thanks (:
Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone:
Harry, talking to Ron: Now, you're sure I'm supposed to go through that wall?
Ron: Yes, positive.
Harry: deep breath
Harry starts to run, and then crashes into the wall.
Director: Shaking his head Harry, you're supposed to leave that to special effects!
Harry: weakly Medic…
Ron: Waving his wand madly Wingardium Leviosa!
Hermione: scowling No, NO, Ronald, it's fancy accent Wingardium Leviosa!
Ron: Ahh...I see! waves wand and whacks Hermione on the head
Hermione: RON! thinks AVADA KEDAVRA!
Ron: falls
Director: Hermione, sweetheart, this is the fifth time you've done this, can't we hire you a psychiatrist to sort this out?
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets:
Ron: Hermione! Harry, she's been Petrified!
Harry: Oh, NO! I mean, it was OK when the OTHER people got Petrified, but NOT Hermione!
Ron: Does anyone know how she got Petrified?
Ginny: Staring at Hermione's face Umm… she probably looked in the mirror and saw that huge zit on her face.
Everyone stares
Director: Didn't hair and makeup take care of that problem?
Ginny: walks up to the Sorting Hat
Sorting Hat: SLYTHERIN!
Ginny: GAPES I…I…I can't be a Slytherin!
Sorting Hat: Well, you have an evil diary in your possesion. That's pretty Slytherin, isn't it?
Ginny: I…I…I…well…
Sorting Hat: Cough it up, honey.
Ginny: sighs Fine. gives diary to Dumbledore
THE END!
A/N Wow, that was short. I'd really appreciate some reviews. Any ideas? I won't update until I have atleast 3 reviews! I have some pretty good ideas, too! Thanks!