Title: The Happy Bunny
Rating: PG-13
Author: Me!
Summary: The happy bunny hopped around in cheery good nature...
A/N: Yes, it really is Sirius/Remus, I promise.
"The happy bunny hopped around in cheery good nature, it's basket of goodies full for all the boys and girls of the world. Humming to itself it stopped to smell a lovely purple flower when suddenly Death happened upon this poor rabbit.
"The giant hand from heaven picked the happy bunny up into the air. Frightened the rabbit tried to wriggle its way out, but as its ears were torn off its struggle stopped and tears ran down the bunny's face.
"The cheerful bunny's ears disappeared and soon the second hand was back, tugging at its legs, tearing them off as well. The hand would come and disappear for a few minutes, leaving the bunny in agonizing pain before coming back and taking more, first one arm, then another, and then the cute little bow tie wrapped around the bunny's neck. Sobbing, tears of chocolate ran down its face faster until the bunny was lifted and tossed into a warm dark cave before the walls came crashing down, ending his misery."
Sirius licked the chocolate from his fingers and fell silent. Remus stared at him over the top of his book.
"You're sick," Remus stated. Sirius grinned up at him.
"You're just jealous," he replied. Remus rolled his eyes and went back to reading.
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