AN: Okay, so many of you have never heard of Klutz have you? Well, to make a long story short they're kind of a team of inventers, and they wrote this book called "The Klutz Book of Brilliantly Ridiculus Inventions." So, I decided to make the Harry Potter team discover this book. DISCLAIMER: HARRY POTTER AND KLUTZ DOES NOT BELONG TO ME! Well, go on. Read the story!
It was a normal day in Hogwarts.
Hagrid was doing his gamekeeping duties.
The teachers were preparing for their next class.
And as for the students, it was a free period!
Harry Potter and Ron Weasley were watching Fred and George test out their new Filibuster Fireworks, while Hermione, being the bookworm that she is, was in the library!
Since the Time Turner was given to her by Professor McGonagall, she was using it to attend more classes without letting ANYONE know.
She was looking up books to read on Muggles, (even though she was Muggle-born,) for her Muggle Studies Class.
Hermione turned a corner, and saw a very strange book poking out of the shelves.
She pulled it out and looked at the title.
The Klutz Book of Brilliantly Ridiculous Inventions
by John Cassidy and Brendan Boyle
Hermione blinked.
She had never heard of this book before!
She studied the cover next.
There were weird pictures of products on it, such as the Nose Muffs, and the ExerShovel.
Hermione turned it over, and looked at the back.
Brilliant!
Genius!
and Deeply Dumb!
162 Inventions that do it all!
Created by the world renowned inventers, engineers, and editors of Klutz and Ideo Toy Lab!
Hermione then noticed that there were more pictures of inventions on the back, such as a two-seated unicycle, and a high-heel with training wheels on it.
She blinked once, twice, and made a decision.
She was going to check it out.
She made with it to Madam Pince's desk, and showed it to her.
Madam Pince sniffed.
"Hm. That book was written by Muggles. Are you absolutely certain that you want it?"
Hermione nodded, and with that, she checked it out.
"Thank you," she whispered.
"SHHHH!" said Madam Pince.