Herro~ Here I am with another sassy gay friend story! I just wrote like 3 of these today so check those out once they're up! Anyway, this one is for Death the Kid. Enjoy!

Maka and Soul got into a fight, and Maka told Soul to fuck off. He is about to walk away from her and never see her again. This situation could have been avoided if he had a sassy gay friend.

Kid ran up to Soul and he looked at him.

"What. What. What are you doing?" He said, then flipped his perfectly symmetrical scarf around his neck.

"Go away Kid…" Soul replied, obviously annoyed.

"You're just gonna leave her for some whore? That's not cool, man. Not cool."

"What the hell would you know about cool? You're always talking about symmetry, your hair is ridiculous, and those clothes went out of style 2 years ago," Soul told Kid.

"Well at least my hair doesn't look like a porcupine decided to take a nap on my head. But let's get back to your relationship problem. You can't leave Mika for some random whore, it's totally not cool. Look, I know that you like, totally don't wanna leave, so what you're gonna do is go apologize to her, write her a little love song, sing it to her in your totally horrible singing voice-"

"Hey! You said I had a good singing voice!"

"Well I lied. Anyway, sing her that sing, do a little dance, and everyone will be happy and she'll totally love you again. She'll totally forgive you for whatever you did, and maybe you'll even get lucky~" Kid said with a smile.

"You really think that will work?" Soul asked.

"Totally. Oh ya, what were you two fighting about anyway?"

"Um…I kinda left the seat up and she fell in…"

"Oh, you stupid bitch, you know you gotta remember to put it down. Come on, let's go write that love song~"

As Soul started walking away, Kid watched him.

"Damn, if only Soul wasn't straight…I'd love to have some of dat ass. Oh well, he's a stupid bitch."

Then Kid followed him, saying, "He's a stupid bitch."

And that's the end. Hope you enjoyed. Favorite and review if you did, or if you didn't, review and tell me that! Gotta love the haters even though they don't love you. Anyway, I have a few more sassy gay friend stories written for different animes, so go check them out if you wanna! Bye~